Lets Do a Mental Experiment; Would you pick Trump or Biden to pack your parachute?

[JimBowie1958]

Seriously, lets say you were going to jump out of a airplane with only one parachute and you can have it packed by either Joe Biden or Donald Trump, who would you pick?

 

[there4eyeM]

Lets Do a Mental Experiment; Would you pick Trump or Biden to pack your parachute?
No.

 

[progressive hunter]

Seriously, lets say you were going to jump out of a airplane with only one parachute and you can have it packed by either Joe Biden or Donald Trump, who would you pick?

neither,,,I'm not an idiot,,,

 

[Winco]

Cadet Bone Spurs?????
No thank you.

 

[BigDave]

I wouldn't trust either one to pack a parachute correctly

 

[ReinyDays]

Are either certified to pack parachutes? ... whichever company would be held to reckless endangerment of human life charges ... I believe that's a Class A felony ... akin to murder in the first degree ...

Do I win? ...

 

[B. Kidd]

Challenging question.

I dunno. But I once asked a footless guy for advice on what shoes to buy.

 

[Polishprince]

Challenging question.

I dunno. But I once asked a footless guy for advice on what shoes to buy.

I gave my Italian optometrist a hard time when I first saw him- and he came out sans spectacles. But its worked out fine

 

[Persuader]

Seriously, lets say you were going to jump out of a airplane with only one parachute and you can have it packed by either Joe Biden or Donald Trump, who would you pick?

Good question.

 

[Juicin]

Seriously, lets say you were going to jump out of a airplane with only one parachute and you can have it packed by either Joe Biden or Donald Trump, who would you pick?

...As much as it pains me to say this it has to be trump lol

Biden isn't gonna remember any of the shit he was supposed to do

No way I trust that old man over trump to do it right in 2020

 

[Mustang]

Seriously, lets say you were going to jump out of a airplane with only one parachute and you can have it packed by either Joe Biden or Donald Trump, who would you pick?

What idiot would choose Trump? I mean, does anyone think that Trump would give his undivided full attention to packing a parachute? Hell, he'd be watching the TV the whole time while talking on a speakerphone to Lou Dobbs.

 

[Juicin]

Seriously, lets say you were going to jump out of a airplane with only one parachute and you can have it packed by either Joe Biden or Donald Trump, who would you pick?

What idiot would choose Trump? I mean, does anyone think that Trump would give his full attention to packing a parachute. Hell, he'd be watching the TV the whole time while talking on a speakerphone to Lou Dobbs.

You know bidens older than trump and has had multiple brain surgeries, right?

He's still bleeding in 2020 and it's been 30 years

 

[shockedcanadian]

Seriously, lets say you were going to jump out of a airplane with only one parachute and you can have it packed by either Joe Biden or Donald Trump, who would you pick?

Depends what country I am flying over.

 

[rightwinger]

Lets see

Trump would claim he is the best parachute packer in the world
Trump never would have read how to properly pack a parachute
He wouldn’t have paid attention in class or listened to experts
He would have used his “gut instincts” on how a parachute should be packed.

After you die, Trump
Would claim he didn’t pack the parachute
Would claim China made the parachute
Blaim......the media, illegal immigrants, Democrats


Biden would admit he knows nothing about packing parachutes and send you elsewhere

 

[B. Kidd]

Myself, I wouldn't reduce guiding the Country to packing a parachute.
But as far as picking a choice as to who is going to set up the conditions of what kind of Country that I want to live in, it's Trump hands-down in 2020!!!

 

[anynameyouwish]

Seriously, lets say you were going to jump out of a airplane with only one parachute and you can have it packed by either Joe Biden or Donald Trump, who would you pick?

certainly not trump

 

[Seawytch]

Biden would read the instructions or seek qualified assistance. Trump would wing it because he knows more than the generals. Biden for sure.

 

[anynameyouwish]

Lets see

Trump never would have read how to properly pack a parachute
He wouldn’t have paid attention in class or listened to experts
He would have used his “gut instincts” on how a parachute should be packed.

After you die, Trump

Would claim he didn’t pack the parachute
Would claim China made the parachute
Blaim......the media, illegal immigrants, Democrats

That was worth 5 points, a gold star and a piece of your favorite candy!

 

[B. Kidd]

Lets see

Trump never would have read how to properly pack a parachute
He wouldn’t have paid attention in class or listened to experts
He would have used his “gut instincts” on how a parachute should be packed.

After you die, Trump

Would claim he didn’t pack the parachute
Would claim China made the parachute
Blaim......the media, illegal immigrants, Democrats

That was worth 5 points, a gold star and a piece of your favorite candy!

We used to call this a booby prize!

 

[Polishprince]

Seriously, lets say you were going to jump out of a airplane with only one parachute and you can have it packed by either Joe Biden or Donald Trump, who would you pick?

What idiot would choose Trump? I mean, does anyone think that Trump would give his full attention to packing a parachute. Hell, he'd be watching the TV the whole time while talking on a speakerphone to Lou Dobbs.

Multi-tasking is one of our President's specialties