Markets Will 'Bounce Back Very Big,' Says Trump

[bodecea]

I figure that the market will bounce pretty much like an egg, dropped from Trump Tower.

Our Dear Leader:

That image has run thru my mind all day.

 

[bodecea]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/03/12/trump-coronavirus-timeline/

Our very stable genius on January 22: “We have it totally under control.”

January 24: "It will all work out well."

January 30: “We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.”

February 14: “We have a very small number of people in the country, right now, with it. It’s like around 12. Many of them are getting better. Some are fully recovered already. So we’re in very good shape.”

February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. … Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”

February 26: “Because of all we’ve done, the risk to the American people remains very low. … When you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero. That’s a pretty good job we’ve done."

February 28: “It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.” A totally empty, vacuous, meaningless statement. The kind his rube herd just eat right up.

March 9: “So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!” 546 cases! Think about that! He just said a few days before that there were only 15 and after they got better, it would be down to zero.

/---/ And what was Nancy Piglosi and the democRAT Congress during all this time?

Who?

 

[Nostra]

Markets will 'bounce back very big,' says Trump as Wall Street continues ugly week

Wall Street took another beating Thursday morning, with trading halted twice in the same day as concerns mounted about the economic impact of the coronavirus outbreak.

“It’s going to all bounce back and it’s going to bounce back very big,” President Donald Trump said Thursday, during a meeting with Ireland's Prime Minister Leo Varadkar.


Well, that settles it. Dear Leader sez the markets will bounce back very big so nuthing to worry about.


Except...the Naked Emperor didn't say when they will bounce back.

Tomorrow?

In two years?

After Biden is elected?

When pigs fly?

Fucking hilarious that you of all people are making fun of market predictions.

 

[playtime]

did you see donny last night? the dude isn't well. he got winded just by reading what his racist 'adviser' & painty waisted son in law wrote for him.

What is “painty waisted” exactly.

noun
Informal. a weak, effeminate man; sissy.

Link? I have personally never heard of a “painty waisted” man.

holy cow - you're lazy - you couldn't do a google search yerself?

panty waist - Google Search

panty waist meme - Google Search

Well shit man. You spelled it “painty waist” I have visions of ewe spray painting yer drawers!

riiiiiiiiiiiight............. nice try there. & if you weren't so fucking lazy & did a google search, it stiill woulda com up as panty waist.

painty waist - Google Search

anyhoo - here's yer armband. wear it proudly!

 

[WillowTree]

What is “painty waisted” exactly.

noun
Informal. a weak, effeminate man; sissy.

Link? I have personally never heard of a “painty waisted” man.

holy cow - you're lazy - you couldn't do a google search yerself?

panty waist - Google Search

panty waist meme - Google Search

Well shit man. You spelled it “painty waist” I have visions of ewe spray painting yer drawers!

riiiiiiiiiiiight............. nice try there. & if you weren't so fucking lazy & did a google search, it stiill woulda com up as panty waist.

painty waist - Google Search

anyhoo - here's yer armband. wear it proudly!

Well dumbass! I did not need to look it up. I know what panty waist means but I was dying over the way you ignorantly and authoritatively spelled it. You know it all types are hilarious.

 

[Cellblock2429]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/03/12/trump-coronavirus-timeline/

Our very stable genius on January 22: “We have it totally under control.”

January 24: "It will all work out well."

January 30: “We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.”

February 14: “We have a very small number of people in the country, right now, with it. It’s like around 12. Many of them are getting better. Some are fully recovered already. So we’re in very good shape.”

February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. … Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”

February 26: “Because of all we’ve done, the risk to the American people remains very low. … When you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero. That’s a pretty good job we’ve done."

February 28: “It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.” A totally empty, vacuous, meaningless statement. The kind his rube herd just eat right up.

March 9: “So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!” 546 cases! Think about that! He just said a few days before that there were only 15 and after they got better, it would be down to zero.

/---/ And what was Nancy Piglosi and the democRAT Congress during all this time?

Who?

/—-/ Your Lords and Masters- that’s who.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Of course the markets will bounce back. Once people look around and NOT see people sick and dying they will get bored with the democrat panic. They will go on about their lives.

Americans have a short attention span. It should be over by April. Democrats have one more chance to create crisis. That is to instigate war with China. That's what they are working on now.

 

[LAUGHatLEFTISTS]

Considering Trump has owned the leftists on every hysterical prediction they've created so far.....I'll stick with Trump and continue buying low priced stocks.

 

[g5000]

Dow futures are looking good this morning. Up about half of what was lost yesterday.

The Bank of China is injecting $79 billion into their financial system.

The Federal Reserve injected $1.5 trillion of liquidity into the bond market yesterday.

Italy, Spain, and England have banned short selling of Italian and Spanish stocks.

South Korea has banned all short selling for six months.

 

[Norman]

I am 50/50 here whether to go all in the stock market at this point or wait some more time. It looks like we are getting closer and closer to the bottom.

 

[g5000]

I am 50/50 here whether to go all in the stock market at this point or wait some more time. It looks like we are getting closer and closer to the bottom.

I would not do anything today.

I've actually been holding firm since this all started. Most of my portfolio is in bonds anyway, though I have some stock allocation and a couple specific stocks.

The only purchase I have made during this turmoil was SH a couple weeks ago. It's been doing very well.

It will probably fall on its face today.

I actually hope so.

 

[Norman]

I am 50/50 here whether to go all in the stock market at this point or wait some more time. It looks like we are getting closer and closer to the bottom.

I would not do anything today.

I've actually been holding firm since this all started. Most of my portfolio is in bonds anyway, though I have some stock.

The only purchase I have made was SH a couple weeks ago. It's doing very well.

It will probably fall on its face today.

I actually hope so.

I rather throw dart at the stock options than take investment advice from Mr. "capital gains tax has nothing to do with stocks". And now... "I hope my portfolio falls on its face"...

If I were you I would let professionals handle the money, it sounds like you are someone who is playing in the casino not knowing the odds are against you. In any case it is time to start to think about buying soon.

Not much point in owning bonds for someone who does not need the liquidity.

 

[g5000]

I am 50/50 here whether to go all in the stock market at this point or wait some more time. It looks like we are getting closer and closer to the bottom.

I would not do anything today.

I've actually been holding firm since this all started. Most of my portfolio is in bonds anyway, though I have some stock.

The only purchase I have made was SH a couple weeks ago. It's doing very well.

It will probably fall on its face today.

I actually hope so.

I rather throw dart at the stock options than take investment advice from Mr. "capital gains tax has nothing to do with stocks". And now... "I hope my portfolio falls on its face"...

If I were you I would let professionals handle the money, it sounds like you are someone who is playing in the casino not knowing the odds are against you. In any case it is time to start to think about buying soon.

Not much point in owning bonds for someone who does not need the liquidity.

I"m the one who called the crash and was jeered at, dumbass. I"ve been doing this a very long time.

And I am not hoping my portfolio falls on its face, idiot. I am hoping SH falls on its face. That would mean the stock market is rising.

As for capital gains, I can't believe you are still shooting yourself in the face!

 

[g5000]

This is SH. It's what you buy when you want to short the entire index..

So when I say I hope it falls on its face, that would mean good news.

Hope that clears things up for the dumbasses out there.

 

[g5000]

The only other move I've made during this mess besides buying some SH was to refinance some property. I got a 2.65% fixed rate.

Not bad.

Other than that, I'm holding firm. I don't plan on retiring for a long time.

However, I have a bad feeling we are in a recession now.

 

[WTH_Progs?]

Markets will 'bounce back very big,' says Trump as Wall Street continues ugly week

Wall Street took another beating Thursday morning, with trading halted twice in the same day as concerns mounted about the economic impact of the coronavirus outbreak.

“It’s going to all bounce back and it’s going to bounce back very big,” President Donald Trump said Thursday, during a meeting with Ireland's Prime Minister Leo Varadkar.


Well, that settles it. Dear Leader sez the markets will bounce back very big so nuthing to worry about.


Except...the Naked Emperor didn't say when they will bounce back.

Tomorrow?

In two years?

After Biden is elected?

When pigs fly?

Code for G5000 is short on material as usual, and "please think like me".

 

[playtime]

noun
Informal. a weak, effeminate man; sissy.

Link? I have personally never heard of a “painty waisted” man.

holy cow - you're lazy - you couldn't do a google search yerself?

panty waist - Google Search

panty waist meme - Google Search

Well shit man. You spelled it “painty waist” I have visions of ewe spray painting yer drawers!

riiiiiiiiiiiight............. nice try there. & if you weren't so fucking lazy & did a google search, it stiill woulda com up as panty waist.

painty waist - Google Search

anyhoo - here's yer armband. wear it proudly!

Well dumbass! I did not need to look it up. I know what panty waist means but I was dying over the way you ignorantly and authoritatively spelled it. You know it all types are hilarious.

uh-huh. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! you couldn't figure out that it was typo? pAInty wAIst. i call bullshit cause when you asked what it meant, & i gave you the definition, you wanted the link cause you didn't know or you woulda said something to cellblock - who BTW - knew what i meant & what it meant.. you ain't foolin' nobody; either you're lazy or a spelling nazi.

 

[Cellblock2429]

I am 50/50 here whether to go all in the stock market at this point or wait some more time. It looks like we are getting closer and closer to the bottom.

I would not do anything today.

I've actually been holding firm since this all started. Most of my portfolio is in bonds anyway, though I have some stock.

The only purchase I have made was SH a couple weeks ago. It's doing very well.

It will probably fall on its face today.

I actually hope so.

I rather throw dart at the stock options than take investment advice from Mr. "capital gains tax has nothing to do with stocks". And now... "I hope my portfolio falls on its face"...

If I were you I would let professionals handle the money, it sounds like you are someone who is playing in the casino not knowing the odds are against you. In any case it is time to start to think about buying soon.

Not much point in owning bonds for someone who does not need the liquidity.

/------/ SH is one of many ETFs that are for a Bear Market. They go up when the Indexes go down and they go down when the indexes go up. There are TNA Bull and TZA Bear for example.

 

[WillowTree]

Link? I have personally never heard of a “painty waisted” man.

holy cow - you're lazy - you couldn't do a google search yerself?

panty waist - Google Search

panty waist meme - Google Search

Well shit man. You spelled it “painty waist” I have visions of ewe spray painting yer drawers!

riiiiiiiiiiiight............. nice try there. & if you weren't so fucking lazy & did a google search, it stiill woulda com up as panty waist.

painty waist - Google Search

anyhoo - here's yer armband. wear it proudly!

Well dumbass! I did not need to look it up. I know what panty waist means but I was dying over the way you ignorantly and authoritatively spelled it. You know it all types are hilarious.

uh-huh. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! you couldn't figure out that it was typo? pAInty wAIst. i call bullshit cause when you asked what it meant, & i gave you the definition, you wanted the link cause you didn't know or you woulda said something to cellblock - who BTW - knew what i meant & what it meant.. you ain't foolin' nobody; either you're lazy or a spelling nazi.

Poor painty waisted ewe.

 

[playtime]

holy cow - you're lazy - you couldn't do a google search yerself?

panty waist - Google Search

panty waist meme - Google Search

Well shit man. You spelled it “painty waist” I have visions of ewe spray painting yer drawers!

riiiiiiiiiiiight............. nice try there. & if you weren't so fucking lazy & did a google search, it stiill woulda com up as panty waist.

painty waist - Google Search

anyhoo - here's yer armband. wear it proudly!

Well dumbass! I did not need to look it up. I know what panty waist means but I was dying over the way you ignorantly and authoritatively spelled it. You know it all types are hilarious.

uh-huh. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! you couldn't figure out that it was typo? pAInty wAIst. i call bullshit cause when you asked what it meant, & i gave you the definition, you wanted the link cause you didn't know or you woulda said something to cellblock - who BTW - knew what i meant & what it meant.. you ain't foolin' nobody; either you're lazy or a spelling nazi.

Poor painty waisted ewe.

^ in other words, you didn't know.