Redfish
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- Jan 29, 2013
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Dried dung.
There's your answer to America's energy future.
Collect it nightly from each state legislature and ship it by rail to California where it can be laid out trackside and dried in the sun. Hey, they don't get rain anymore and there's all that sunshine going to waste.
Solar panels are expensive, have to be cleaned and have a relatively short life expectancy. Dung is cheap, plentiful, renewable.....in short, the perfect fuel.
Might even provide enough rental revenue from the drying sites to finance one-way tickets to send every "not native born" resident back whence they came.
Big piles of shit drying in the California sun. I think I feel a song coming on.