....wait a moment, while I put down my guns and religious texts .
1. "....you missed the part of Christianity not being mentioned in the constitution."
You know Jesus is referenced at the close of Article VII.
So...I've reduced you to fibbing?
2. " were laughing at you, not with you."
"We"?
You have a tapeworm?
3. " Man was never an ape."
Look at that! I've got you moving in the right direction!
Don't stop now!
4. I can be even more helpful....here's a style hint:
Your clichés were old when you were a kid! Next, youll tell me to look before you leap!
a. I was puzzled when you wrote "...evilutionary biology."
Is it that you don't now how to spell....or was there some joke implied with the 'evil' part?
Oh....right...you're not smart enough to have a sense of humor....so you can't spell.
Maybe I'm just making you nervous.
Relax.
5. OK....can I call you Folly?.....Folly-
Remember, my posts: Pay-per-view!
Your posts: Pay-per-weight.
Write soon, y'hear?
I'm glad I was able to assist you regarding your ignorant (but quaint), view of evolutionary biology. Yes, much of science will conflict with what was taught at your madrasah but remember I'm here to help.
Speaking of helping you, did you realize you high jacked your own thread in desperate attempts to avoid addressing your false and ignorant claims, bad analogies and incorrect assumptions?
You should try out for the U.S. Olympic swim team - the Backstroke.
Let's be honest....and I mean this in only the kindest way.....you're a clown.
And, in reality you are a great help.....in the area of comic relief!
I know I'm taking advantage....but, I get such a kick out of making you jump through hoops just by mentioning anything related to religion.
I say 'watch this...." and make you sputter and try to smear religion and religious folk....
I know I shouldn't....but I can't resist.
Would you like me to say a prayer for you?
(Jump, Folly, Jump!)
I can see you have the destiny to be a Geraldo Special.
I sure hope you don't forget us little folk when the sympathy bucks come rolling in!
It'll be a real tear-jerker.
OK...I don't want to keep you....you probably have to get back to that high-stress job at Dairy Queen.
What a shame that you don't have the courage to defend your claims. I suppose when your claims are frauds, it's a bit difficult to offer any meaningful defense. However, how interesting that you have abandoned them all as you have had to make efforts to sidestep and avoid your back peddling.
Oh, I though I would provide you a link to an article in connection with the fraud and charlatan David Berlinski you are in thrall to. He's featured prominently in the "Encyclopedia of American Loons", as are so many Christian creationist snake oil salesmen.
Honestly, shouldn't you be trying to revise your earlier posts in the hope that not too many people have read your drivel?
#24: David Berlinski
Encyclopedia of American Loons: Search results for Berlinski
Berlinski is one of the movers and shakers of the contemporary creationist movement, associated with the Discovery Institute and one of their most frequent and famous debaters. A delusional, pompous narcissist with an ego to fit a medieval pope. Also a name-dropper (most of his talks concern important people he has talked to). A comment on one of his lunatic self-aggrandizing rants can be found here: Disco. ?tute: Evolution is a ?terrifying cripple,? ?bang[ing] its crutches throughâ¦Hell? ? Thoughts from Kansas (sums up this guy pretty well):
He is apparently really angry at evolution (it is unclear why), and famous for his purely enumerative cows cannot evolve into whales argument.
Berlinski was once a moderately respected author of popular-science books on mathematics. He can still add numbers together, but has forgotten the GIGO rule (garbage in, garbage out") of applied mathematics. Some of his rantings are discussed here.
Likes to play the skeptic (which means denialism in this case, and that is not the same thing).
Diagnosis: Boneheaded, pompous and arrogant nitwit; has a lot of influence, and a frequent participator in debates, since apparently the Discovery Institute thinks thats the way scientific disputes are settled (although he often takes a surprisingly moderate view in debates, leading some to suspect that he is really a cynical fraud rather than a loon).