Marion Morrison
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- Feb 10, 2017
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Do you know how fast a beetle-borer dead pine goes up? Like gas was poured on it.
We cut one down at my friends and he had this dumbass from his work there. My friend starts playing around, flicking the lighter near the pine. Dumbass from his job goes "That'll never burn, it's too green." Hah! I knew what was coming next. He put the lighter to it for real the next time, and the whole pile was gone in 20 mins.
My friend with the lighter has burnt down acres. We used to call him Burny McBurnington. He was looking at me while flicking the lighter. I knew what was gonna happen, especially after dipshit challenged him.
We cut one down at my friends and he had this dumbass from his work there. My friend starts playing around, flicking the lighter near the pine. Dumbass from his job goes "That'll never burn, it's too green." Hah! I knew what was coming next. He put the lighter to it for real the next time, and the whole pile was gone in 20 mins.
My friend with the lighter has burnt down acres. We used to call him Burny McBurnington. He was looking at me while flicking the lighter. I knew what was gonna happen, especially after dipshit challenged him.