Ted Cruz jokes he's 'a citizen of Ethiopia'

[kidrocks]

Democrats are going to have fun with this guy.




Ted Cruz jokes he's 'a citizen of Ethiopia'

First came the rejection of Canada, now comes the joking from Sen. Ted Cruz about his citizenship.

It was discovered earlier this week that the Texas Republican, born in Calgary, holds dual citizenship in the United States and Canada. Cruz, who is often talked about as a potential presidential candidate, says he'll do whatever is necessary to renounce his Canadian citizenship because "as a U.S. senator, I believe I should be only an American."

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Good for Cruz... and yes, we know what humorless fucks libs are.

 

[kidrocks]

Good for Cruz... and yes, we know what humorless fucks libs are.

We had a blast with Sarah Palin. Still do now and then.

 

[BDBoop]

Good for Cruz... and yes, we know what humorless fucks libs are.

Not true. We had a blast with Sarah Palin. Still do now and then.

True! but Cruz is actually 1) quite intelligent, and 2) possessed of a quick wit.

 

[rightwinger]

I have actually never seen Ted Cruz joke

 

[kidrocks]

Good for Cruz... and yes, we know what humorless fucks libs are.

Not true. We had a blast with Sarah Palin. Still do now and then.

True! but Cruz is actually 1) quite intelligent, and 2) possessed of a quick wit.

Good grief! I almost forgot about George W Bush. Thanks for the reminder BDBoop. Thanks for the laughs W.

LOL and I love it!

 

[koshergrl]

I have actually never seen Ted Cruz joke

Ah, you maintain he seriously meant he's a citizen of Ethiopia?

Moron.

 

[rightwinger]

I have actually never seen Ted Cruz joke

Ah, you maintain he seriously meant he's a citizen of Ethiopia?

Moron.

Maybe if you can provide an actual example of Ted Cruz making a joke we can determine whether his claim to be born in Ethiopia has merit

Until that time, I will keep an open mind

 

[koshergrl]

Good for Cruz... and yes, we know what humorless fucks libs are.

Not true. We had a blast with Sarah Palin. Still do now and then.

Ah yes, liberal *humor*:

You guys are fucking hilarious.

 

[BreezeWood]

"I am secretly a citizen of Ethiopia."

he may as well be as his chances of becoming President are no less implausible ...

 

[koshergrl]

I have actually never seen Ted Cruz joke

Ah, you maintain he seriously meant he's a citizen of Ethiopia?

Moron.

Maybe if you can provide an actual example of Ted Cruz making a joke we can determine whether his claim to be born in Ethiopia has merit

Until that time, I will keep an open mind

Dude, you do not have to do drugs every single day of your life.

From the OP, you fucking moron, and in fact, the name of this THREAD:

" "I am secretly a citizen of Ethiopia."

Ted Cruz jokes he's 'a citizen of Ethiopia'

I can't say strongly enough how much of an idiot you are. You're truly an idiot of epic proportions. You maintain a level of idiocy that can only be emulated, but never duplicated, by every other idiot on the fact of the earth.

 

[koshergrl]

Or, as I asked before..are you seriously going to pretend he really thinks he's a citizen of Ethiopia? Or better yet...do you believe he IS a citizen of Ethiopia? Idiotsaywhat?

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Good for Cruz... and yes, we know what humorless fucks libs are.

We had a blast with Sarah Palin. Still do now and then.

Yep... the left's vile treatment of women and minorities is well documented...

 

[kidrocks]

Good for Cruz... and yes, we know what humorless fucks libs are.

We had a blast with Sarah Palin. Still do now and then.

Yep... the left's vile treatment of women and minorities is well documented...

Yep. that's why we elected a black man as POTUS. But wait... here comes Hillary as first women POTUS!

 

[bodecea]

Good for Cruz... and yes, we know what humorless fucks libs are.

Not true. We had a blast with Sarah Palin. Still do now and then.

Ah yes, liberal *humor*:

You guys are fucking hilarious.

Allie....

Show us that any of "us guys" created either of those two pictures.

Show us that any of "us guys" posted either of those two pictures on this board......besides you.

 

[ScienceRocks]

I fucking just lol'ed. You have outrage over stupid shit....

 

[ScienceRocks]

I have actually never seen Ted Cruz joke

Anyone have a sense of humor anymore???

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

We had a blast with Sarah Palin. Still do now and then.

Yep... the left's vile treatment of women and minorities is well documented...

Yep. that's why we elected a black man as POTUS. But wait... here comes Hillary as first women POTUS!

You're delusional.

 

[Zona]

OH dear God. Hillary is so going to win in 2016.

Thanks republicans.

 

[ScienceRocks]

OH dear God. Hillary is so going to win in 2016.

Thanks republicans.

The witch that didn't save 4 americans for over 7 hours??? That woman????

Damn.