The Secrets of Immortality

[Avatar4321]

If I were to off you the secret to immortality, what would you give me?

 

[syrenn]

The winning lotto numbers and the deed to the Brooklyn bridge.

 

[Gremlin-USA]

If I were to off you the secret to immortality, what would you give me?

Nothing, it is Free and I already have it Jesus



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[random3434]

If I were to off you the secret to immortality, what would you give me?

I woundn't want to live on this Earth forever, no way Jose.

I already know the secret, and you do too.

 

[Avatar4321]

The winning lotto numbers and the deed to the Brooklyn bridge.

I don't think you have those

 

[JBeukema]

If I were to off you the secret to immortality, what would you give me?

A chance to prove your claims truthful by surviving a knife into the heart...?

 

[JBeukema]

If I were to off you the secret to immortality, what would you give me?

Nothing, it is Free and I already have it Jesus



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Free?

The Bible, Oxford World's Classics Series, Robert Carroll, Book - Barnes & Noble

 

[JBeukema]

The winning lotto numbers and the deed to the Brooklyn bridge.

I don't think you have those

How 'bout some beautiful ocean front property in Arizona?

 

[syrenn]

The winning lotto numbers and the deed to the Brooklyn bridge.

I don't think you have those

If you got the secret to immortality, trust me i got them.

 

[Ringel05]

If I were to off you the secret to immortality, what would you give me?

I woundn't want to live on this Earth forever, no way Jose.

I already know the secret, and you do too.

Embalming fluid?

 

[syrenn]

So Harry is your real name Harcourt Fenton Mudd?

 

[waltky]

'Immortality' By 2045...

The Singularity Is Near: Mind Uploading by 2045?
17 June 2013 — By 2045, humans will achieve digital immortality by uploading their minds to computers — or at least that's what some futurists believe. This notion formed the basis for the Global Future 2045 International Congress, a futuristic conference held here June 15-16.

The conference, which is the brainchild of Russian multimillionaire Dmitry Itskov, fell somewhere between hardcore science and science fiction. It featured a diverse cast of speakers, from scientific luminaries like Ray Kurzweil, Peter Diamandis and Marvin Minsky, to Swamis and other spiritual leaders.

In the year 2045

Kurzweil — an inventor, futurist and now director of engineering at Google — predicts that by 2045, technology will have surpassed human brainpower to create a kind of superintelligence — an event known as the singularity. Other scientists have said that robots will overtake humans by 2100. [Super-Intelligent Machines: 7 Robotic Futures] According to Moore's law, computing power doubles approximately every two years. Several technologies are undergoing similar exponential advances, from genetic sequencing to 3D printing, Kurzweil told conference attendees. He illustrated the point with a series of graphs showing the inexorable upward climb of various technologies.

By 2045, "based on conservative estimates of the amount of computation you need to functionally simulate a human brain, we'll be able to expand the scope of our intelligence a billion-fold," Kurzweil said. Itskov and other so-called "transhumanists" interpret this impending singularity as digital immortality. Specifically, they believe that in a few decades, humans will be able to upload their minds to a computer, transcending the need for a biological body. The idea sounds like sci-fi, and it is — at least for now. The reality, however, is that neural engineering is making significant strides toward modeling the brain and developing technologies to restore or replace some of its biological functions.

Brain prostheses

 

[Politico]

If I were to off you the secret to immortality, what would you give me?

Why do you want to off me? What did I do to you?

 

[Pop23]

If I were to off you the secret to immortality, what would you give me?

Beer!

 

[skye]

Who the fuck wants to live forever in this stinky valley of tears?


Not moi.

 

[flacaltenn]

If I were to off you the secret to immortality, what would you give me?

designated you sole beneficiary on my Life Insurance policy? OK.. How 'bout?

plant a tree in your honor every day in Newark N J.?

dedicate two weekends a month to your favorite charity?

 

[skye]

If I were to off you the secret to immortality, what would you give me?

Beer!

no potato salad????

 

[skye]

I simply can not understand why anybody would want to linger more than the absolutely necessary here on earth....

If they want to .... they must be pathetic weaklings despicable masochists....


I can not see any other reason.

 

[flacaltenn]

I simply can not understand why anybody would want to linger more than the absolutely necessary here on earth....

If they want to .... they must be pathetic weaklings despicable masochists....


I can not see any other reason.

Is this a cry for help? Or are you just thinking hitting menopause is enough?

 

[skye]

I simply can not understand why anybody would want to linger more than the absolutely necessary here on earth....

If they want to .... they must be pathetic weaklings despicable masochists....


I can not see any other reason.

Is this a cry for help? Or are you just thinking hitting menopause is enough?

you want to live forever big boy?

you scared????????????? hahahaahaa