The White House adult day-care centre has gone out of business.

[Crepitus]

Not that I have any faith in the power of prayer but I’m of a mind to get down on my knees and pray the military have given Trump the wrong codes for that red button.

‘A rogue presidency’: The era of containing Trump is over

Sure, why not, you were on your knees for eight years not too long ago.

Right to the homoerotic fantasies.

You kids are so hideously repressed.

You should just come outta the closet and get it over with. We all know anyway.

Never fails does it? You can say practically anything and the male cons will start having homosexual fantasies about sweaty sex with a hairy guy.

You too Bud, sounding a bit homophobic.

Whats homophobic about pointing out your mind goes immediately to homosexual sex no matter whats said? I would say the same thing if you were into women.

But it's easy to tell he's not.