And with Trump's history of mad cow and horse meat, who wants to play Russian Roulette in Moscow with his steaks?Better Play Doh than Trump Water!So I went in for RumpGas™ the other day....
My car was overheating and I asked for water.
They gave me a carton of Play Doh.![]()
Nothing trumps water, not even Play Doh.
They offered to give me a ride on the Rump Shuttle. Said they could book it through GoRump complete with overnight rooms at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City and the Ritz Carlton Moscow.
I declined. The steaks were too high.
Not to mention, where did that Rump Water come from....
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Asked for a bottle of water and it took a while before a couple of Russian girls brought it out.
It was yellow.
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