RumpGas[emoji769] has risen by sixteen cents in the last week.
I guess it's an Easter thing.
Nope. Memorial Day thing. The price of gas always goes up in the spring as refineries shift over to produce different blends for the summer.
Oh look. Another one.
"Easter" ..... "rising"...... get it? SMH
Oh btw Memorial Day is two months away.
Reformulation is one factor in higher prices. Gas usually starts getting more expensive around this time of year.
Of course, you can always complain that Trump has a magic button under his desk that jacks the price whenever he wants to...
So you have no clue in the world what "Easter' and "rising" have to do with each other.
Allllllll righty then. Forget it. Not going to do physical labor to tell a goddam joke.
I don't know how Rump does it --- clearly his fingers are too short for such a button --- but when we had ObamaGas[emoji769] it was free at Easter, plus they'd give you a chocolate bunny and a blow job.
Oh, I got your reference. I just chose to ignore it.