TrumpGas™

I’m sick of paying outlandish prices for Trumpgas
/----/ Energy Secretary Steven Chu said in 2008: “Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe.” President Obama’s administration simply does not feel your pain at the pump.

Never happened did it?

What HAS happened is Trumpgas has gone through the ROOF

I paid $1.85 for Obamagas
That was back when America WAS great.
 
I’m sick of paying outlandish prices for Trumpgas
/----/ Energy Secretary Steven Chu said in 2008: “Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe.” President Obama’s administration simply does not feel your pain at the pump.

Never happened did it?

What HAS happened is Trumpgas has gone through the ROOF

I paid $1.85 for Obamagas
That was back when America WAS great.
/——/ I paid 30 cents for Nixon gas.
 
RumpGas[emoji769] has risen by sixteen cents in the last week.

I guess it's an Easter thing.

Nope. Memorial Day thing. The price of gas always goes up in the spring as refineries shift over to produce different blends for the summer.
/----/ Maybe the EPA will do away with those idiotic summer blends too. Who cares what Kalifornia says?
The EPA under Trump has eased all restrictions

Why does Trumpgas cost so much?

All restrictions, huh? You really want to go with that one?
Fat Donnie is raping our environment
 
I’m sick of paying outlandish prices for Trumpgas
/----/ Energy Secretary Steven Chu said in 2008: “Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe.” President Obama’s administration simply does not feel your pain at the pump.

Never happened did it?

What HAS happened is Trumpgas has gone through the ROOF

I paid $1.85 for Obamagas
That was back when America WAS great.
The Great Obama cared about Americans
 
RumpGas[emoji769] has risen by sixteen cents in the last week.

I guess it's an Easter thing.

Nope. Memorial Day thing. The price of gas always goes up in the spring as refineries shift over to produce different blends for the summer.
/----/ Maybe the EPA will do away with those idiotic summer blends too. Who cares what Kalifornia says?
The EPA under Trump has eased all restrictions

Why does Trumpgas cost so much?

All restrictions, huh? You really want to go with that one?
Fat Donnie is raping our environment

And now you move the goalposts. Backing away from an unsupportable position.

That's the problem with being an extreme partisan demagogue. You have to abandon too many first positions.
 
I’m sick of paying outlandish prices for Trumpgas
/----/ Energy Secretary Steven Chu said in 2008: “Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe.” President Obama’s administration simply does not feel your pain at the pump.

Never happened did it?

What HAS happened is Trumpgas has gone through the ROOF

I paid $1.85 for Obamagas
That was back when America WAS great.
The Great Obama cared about Americans
/----/ He cared so much, he destroyed our healthcare system with the stroke of a pen.
 
I’m sick of paying outlandish prices for Trumpgas
/----/ Energy Secretary Steven Chu said in 2008: “Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe.” President Obama’s administration simply does not feel your pain at the pump.

Never happened did it?

What HAS happened is Trumpgas has gone through the ROOF

I paid $1.85 for Obamagas
That was back when America WAS great.
The Great Obama cared about Americans
/----/ He cared so much, he destroyed our healthcare system with the stroke of a pen.

We had a healthcare system?

Are you Canadian?
 
/----/ Energy Secretary Steven Chu said in 2008: “Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe.” President Obama’s administration simply does not feel your pain at the pump.

Never happened did it?

What HAS happened is Trumpgas has gone through the ROOF

I paid $1.85 for Obamagas
That was back when America WAS great.
The Great Obama cared about Americans
/----/ He cared so much, he destroyed our healthcare system with the stroke of a pen.

We had a healthcare system?

Are you Canadian?
I, like most of my educated friends, have a job and health care.
 
Never happened did it?

What HAS happened is Trumpgas has gone through the ROOF

I paid $1.85 for Obamagas
That was back when America WAS great.
The Great Obama cared about Americans
/----/ He cared so much, he destroyed our healthcare system with the stroke of a pen.

We had a healthcare system?

Are you Canadian?
I, like most of my educated friends, have a job and health care.

Ah, so you think by "we" he meant his co-workers then.
Thanks for clearing that up. The way it was worded I thought he was talking about 'we the nation'.
 
That was back when America WAS great.
The Great Obama cared about Americans
/----/ He cared so much, he destroyed our healthcare system with the stroke of a pen.

We had a healthcare system?

Are you Canadian?
I, like most of my educated friends, have a job and health care.

Ah, so you think by "we" he meant his co-workers then.
Thanks for clearing that up. The way it was worded I thought he was talking about 'we the nation'.
I know it’s tough being a stage technician.
 
Nope. Memorial Day thing. The price of gas always goes up in the spring as refineries shift over to produce different blends for the summer.
/----/ Maybe the EPA will do away with those idiotic summer blends too. Who cares what Kalifornia says?
The EPA under Trump has eased all restrictions

Why does Trumpgas cost so much?

All restrictions, huh? You really want to go with that one?
Fat Donnie is raping our environment

And now you move the goalposts. Backing away from an unsupportable position.

That's the problem with being an extreme partisan demagogue. You have to abandon too many first positions.
Do we ever miss Obama
 
I’m sick of paying outlandish prices for Trumpgas
/----/ Energy Secretary Steven Chu said in 2008: “Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe.” President Obama’s administration simply does not feel your pain at the pump.

Never happened did it?

What HAS happened is Trumpgas has gone through the ROOF

I paid $1.85 for Obamagas
That was back when America WAS great.
The Great Obama cared about Americans
/----/ He cared so much, he destroyed our healthcare system with the stroke of a pen.
The Great Obama was the first President to deliver universal healthcare

The Republicans promised something better......they didn’t even come close

FAIL
 
/----/ Maybe the EPA will do away with those idiotic summer blends too. Who cares what Kalifornia says?
The EPA under Trump has eased all restrictions

Why does Trumpgas cost so much?

All restrictions, huh? You really want to go with that one?
Fat Donnie is raping our environment

And now you move the goalposts. Backing away from an unsupportable position.

That's the problem with being an extreme partisan demagogue. You have to abandon too many first positions.
Do we ever miss Obama

I know. It prevents you from moving forward with the rest of the world. At some point you'll have to just acknowledge the truth. He's gone, not coming back, and his heir apparent couldn't beat Trump. Once you embrace reality, you can move on.
 
The EPA under Trump has eased all restrictions

Why does Trumpgas cost so much?

All restrictions, huh? You really want to go with that one?
Fat Donnie is raping our environment

And now you move the goalposts. Backing away from an unsupportable position.

That's the problem with being an extreme partisan demagogue. You have to abandon too many first positions.
Do we ever miss Obama

I know. It prevents you from moving forward with the rest of the world. At some point you'll have to just acknowledge the truth. He's gone, not coming back, and his heir apparent couldn't beat Trump. Once you embrace reality, you can move on.

We warned you about Trump
 
Never happened did it?

What HAS happened is Trumpgas has gone through the ROOF

I paid $1.85 for Obamagas
That was back when America WAS great.
The Great Obama cared about Americans
/----/ He cared so much, he destroyed our healthcare system with the stroke of a pen.

We had a healthcare system?

Are you Canadian?
I, like most of my educated friends, have a job and health care.
Sucker..
 

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