Nosmo King
Gold Member
Someone wiser than I once said 'Golf is a good walk wasted'. I never caddied, but I did work at the East Liverpool Country Club the summer I graduated from high school. I spent some time on the driving range hammering lop-sided Titleists down range. I found I had a pretty good swing and, after a couple weeks, went downtown to Kidding's and bought a set of clubs for myself.I had never been on a golf coarse as my father called it "cow pasture pool" and thought it was silly... At the age of 11 or 12 a neighbor asked if I wanted to earn some money... Sure I piped up... I caddied for 2 golfers carrying their golf bags for 18 holes for .50 cents... As in most cases in my life... Dad was right... It was a silly game...
Kidding's was one of those great stores in town that aren't there anymore. At Kidding's you could buy golf clubs and balls, fishing tackle, a set of tires and car parts, footballs and bicycles. In other words, the kind of place that was right up so many alleys for so many East Liverpudlians.
I packed my clubs for my move from the Big House to a dormitory room on The Ohio State University campus. And that was a good thing. The Ohio State University has two eighteen hole courses, the Scarlett and the Gray. My roomate's beother was on the varsity golf team. Alumnae golfers included Jack Nicklaus no less.
In the coming years I found my clubs at the luggage collection depot at the airports in SanJuan, Puerto Rico where i had a project that kept me there for eighteen months. I golfed for recreation, for public relations and for business development. All the rime I was amazed that such a ridiculous game could do so much socially.
Incidentally, my Scottish ancestors invented golf, along with everything else in the world except cuisine. Those feisty Scots developed a game of eighteen holes because that's how many drams of whisky come from a bottle. Don't tell me they didn't know what they were doing!