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Seems like serial killers get their start tormenting small animals. If abortion prevents unwanted birth, then execution might prevent unwanted deaths.
So you want to kill him for a crime he hasn't committed.
(Indoctrinated nonsense)
Are you a rent-a-cop?
(Indoctrinated nonsense)
Are you a rent-a-cop?
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Behold. Rent-a-cop has come, in attempt to infect me with his disgustingly lawful mindset. It's like he's been programmed to defend the chains that keep him enslaved. And I'm not talking about this forum's rules, which I respect, cause this forum is badass
Animals are ok. I don't go out of my way to love them and I sure don't go out of my way to hurt them.
But this is funny....
My brother tells it better than I ever could, but I'll try:
He accidentally backed his car over a kitten in the driveway.
So he ponders- take it to the vet and spend untold sums toward its recovery... or
kill it and tell his daughter the whole thing was a tragic accident.
So he grabs the kitten in his hand and hurtles it up in the air as high as he could...
bam.
It's still alive.
Again. Bam. Again. Again.
Well of course it died.
Yes, my brother had remorse. Yes, he had recourse. And some redress.
But he saved more money from killing that kitten than he would have by switching to GEICO.
Put him in a cage with a cat of equal size, say a leopard.
If can walk away, he goes free.
First cover him with the juice from 3 cans of tuna and a quart of fresh blood.
Animals are ok. I don't go out of my way to love them and I sure don't go out of my way to hurt them.
But this is funny....
My brother tells it better than I ever could, but I'll try:
He accidentally backed his car over a kitten in the driveway.
So he ponders- take it to the vet and spend untold sums toward its recovery... or
kill it and tell his daughter the whole thing was a tragic accident.
So he grabs the kitten in his hand and hurtles it up in the air as high as he could...
bam.
It's still alive.
Again. Bam. Again. Again.
Well of course it died.
Yes, my brother had remorse. Yes, he had recourse. And some redress.
But he saved more money from killing that kitten than he would have by switching to GEICO.
Your brother is a psychopath and should be locked up and sterilized.
No, actually, I would be using every ounce of self-control I have to not beat the shit out of him with the nearest large, heavy object and/or take him apart bit by bit with a blowtorch.
This is one that can't be rehabilitated. Execute him. His mother said that her son loves animals but gets high on marijuana and that's when he gets cruel.
Animals are ok. I don't go out of my way to love them and I sure don't go out of my way to hurt them.
But this is funny....
My brother tells it better than I ever could, but I'll try:
He accidentally backed his car over a kitten in the driveway.
So he ponders- take it to the vet and spend untold sums toward its recovery... or
kill it and tell his daughter the whole thing was a tragic accident.
So he grabs the kitten in his hand and hurtles it up in the air as high as he could...
bam.
It's still alive.
Again. Bam. Again. Again.
Well of course it died.
Yes, my brother had remorse. Yes, he had recourse. And some redress.
But he saved more money from killing that kitten than he would have by switching to GEICO.
Your brother is a psychopath and should be locked up and sterilized.
He tells it much better than I. Guarantee you'd be in stitches LOL.
Your brother is a psychopath and should be locked up and sterilized.
He tells it much better than I. Guarantee you'd be in stitches LOL.
No. There is nothing funny about that story.
This is one that can't be rehabilitated. Execute him. His mother said that her son loves animals but gets high on marijuana and that's when he gets cruel.
Execute him? Are you people insane?
No, actually, I would be using every ounce of self-control I have to not beat the shit out of him with the nearest large, heavy object and/or take him apart bit by bit with a blowtorch.
Calm yourself, young Padawan.
This is one that can't be rehabilitated. Execute him. His mother said that her son loves animals but gets high on marijuana and that's when he gets cruel.
Execute him? Are you people insane?
His mother said that her son loves animals but gets high on marijuana and that's when he gets cruel.