What do you miss doing that you used to be able to do?

[strollingbones]

o hell i have to ask......wipe rag days?

 

[strollingbones]

and why fake an orgasms that is just wrong......he will never get better if you fake

 

[Gracie]

o hell i have to ask......wipe rag days?

I don't like laying in the wet spot.

 

[Bonzi]

I have no desire for sex. None. Zip. Nada. Gone are the wipe rag days and faking orgasms.

I love when people say "oh you just have not been with the right person" etc. or they are not doing it right.... ?

 

[Bonzi]

some guys like the positive reinforcement... it's annoying when you get asked "does that feel good"?
just shut the fuck up

 

[longknife]

Puttering around the back yard.

A tree, a beautiful shrub, and roses all needed trimming. Hard to do leaning on a crutch and having to sit down every few minutes.

 

[strollingbones]

ahh lol okay

 

[strollingbones]

hell long at least you are trying to do things......first day off pain killers...that may be a mistake that i am thinking about remedying

 

[Gracie]

some guys like the positive reinforcement... it's annoying when you get asked "does that feel good"?
just shut the fuck up

More like...get the fuck off of me and get it over with so I do the Meg Ryan oooh aaaah yesssss yessss yesssssss thing. And I don't care what a guy says. "I know when its faked". No ya don't.

 

[Bonzi]

Puttering around the back yard.

A tree, a beautiful shrub, and roses all needed trimming. Hard to do leaning on a crutch and having to sit down every few minutes.

 

[strollingbones]

there is a way to tell.....did you know when a woman climaxes...her toes will involuntarily curl.....lol...yeppers dudes a way to tell

 

[Bonzi]

some guys like the positive reinforcement... it's annoying when you get asked "does that feel good"?
just shut the fuck up

More like...get the fuck off of me and get it over with so I do the Meg Ryan oooh aaaah yesssss yessss yesssssss thing. And I don't care what a guy says. "I know when its faked". No ya don't.

I actually don't do that (fake I mean) - I'm just saying that sometimes I can understand why cause I don't want to be interrogated about their performance or my pleasure....

Sex should be fun naturally, not mechanized and analyzed... that's lame and a total drag......

 

[Gracie]

hell long at least you are trying to do things......first day off pain killers...that may be a mistake that i am thinking about remedying

slowwwwwwwwwwwly. I usually take HALF of one every couple of nights so I can get at least 6 hours sleep before groaning myself awake. TWO knocked me for a loop!
And whatever hurts...rub bagbalm on it. Good massage!
They still want me on RA meds. I still say a resounding NO.

Speaking of trimming bushes and stuff...gonna do that today. I have two I want to cut wayyyyyy back. Less water needed. It'll probably take me 8 hours to do it, too.

 

[Gracie]

there is a way to tell.....did you know when a woman climaxes...her toes will involuntarily curl.....lol...yeppers dudes a way to tell

Good thing they aren't looking at our toes then!

 

[Bonzi]

there is a way to tell.....did you know when a woman climaxes...her toes will involuntarily curl.....lol...yeppers dudes a way to tell

... unless your a porn star... they always wear shoes... (I wonder if that's the reason why)???

 

[IlarMeilyr]

I vaguely recall being able to stand up without letting out a groan.

 

[Bonzi]

getting old is not for sissies

 

[mudwhistle]

I got one:

Remembering what sex was all about.
I THINK it used to be fun...but then it turned into extremely painful. And messy.

Stop doing it in the butt then....

 

[Gracie]

Imma gonna stuff a sock in my mouth and get dressed. At 7:16 am! Haven't done that in..oh..5 years or so?

Which brings me to another What I used to be able to do thing:

Putting on pants without moaning.

 

[strollingbones]

I vaguely recall being able to stand up without letting out a groan.

;p i fuss at grumpy for making noises when he stands etc.....the other day i realized i do it now....