What do you miss doing that you used to be able to do?

[strollingbones]

and i use to have a bad ass walk.....now its more a slothy type walk....i use to say fuck me running.....not anymore lol

 

[Gracie]

Another one:

Thinking about and doing stuff that needs done WITHOUT talking to myself out loud.

 

[strollingbones]

o and walk without farting

 

[Gracie]

I miss leaning over a mirror to pluck my eyebrows. Ladies, do NOT lean over a mirror. Ever. And no worries you will need to...when you get old, hair does not grow any more in certain places. Unless yer a man, then it still grows in yer nose.

 

[Gracie]

o and walk without farting

Or thinking its a fart and it ain't.

 

[Bonzi]

this thread is so attractive... just saying......

 

[Bonzi]

I miss leaning over a mirror to pluck my eyebrows. Ladies, do NOT lean over a mirror. Ever. And no worries you will need to...when you get old, hair does not grow any more in certain places. Unless yer a man, then it still grows in yer nose.

... another good reason for missionary.....

 

[strollingbones]

ahhh the glory days of danskins and china blue dresses with side slips that went to your navel......now it would just scare the wee ones

 

[Gracie]

Laughing really hard and a squirt of pee comes out.

 

[strollingbones]

you miss that....i assure you that comes back

 

[Gracie]

Eating a chocolate and some of it gets caught in the wrinkles around your mouth and you go out in public.

 

[strollingbones]

lol looks like you been dipping snuff eh

 

[Gracie]

Trying on a new outfit at a clothing store and dancing in the mirror to see how you look...and wind up hollering "HALP! I have fallen and can't get up!" from the dressing room.

 

[strollingbones]

i miss tooth 19 and i hate eating soft food....grumpy did take me to an upscale sweets shop and got me milk shakes last night....we split one and brought one home.....so i am off to the recliner to walk suck ass tv and eat milkshakes and remember when i could dance and twirl on skates.....lol......there was a disco ball.....before they were cool lol

 

[strollingbones]

omg trying on leather pants....coming out of the dressing room...twirling around and asking 'how do i look' and son and grumpy both start laughing.....

 

[Gracie]

Trying on a lovely dress and turning sideways only to see your butt is now in front of you.

 

[mudwhistle]

o and walk without farting

I hope I'm years from that stage.

 

[Bonzi]

....no need to worry about men thinking about or wanting sex after reading this thread....

 

[Gracie]

o and walk without farting

I hope I'm years from that stage.

Oh...you will. And you will have nostril hairs too.

 

[Gracie]

Well..I am now dressed. Even got my Uggs on without a sock in my mouth to muffle the screams!

Happy dance!