What Will Trump Be Indicted For Next?

[Oddball]

He retransmitted pictures, descriptions, and accounts of a ball game without the express written permission of Major League Baseball!

 

[L.K.Eder]

Breathing

and he'll continue to be indicted til he stops doing it.

such a victim.

 

[Michelle420]

he pushed a pregnant woman out of the way and took her cab

 

[1srelluc]

I have it on good authority that they are investigating Trump for use of a biological weapon....He spit on the sidewalk on 1-6.

 

[mudwhistle]

The latest indictments are weak as Hell.
It's just a distraction.

 

[wamose]

Everybody makes mistakes sometimes. Some people even end up watching a report or two on CNN-MSNBC. But it looks like some people on this thread watch those channels, take notes and then repeat them as often as they can, confusing their propagandized minds with intelligence.

 

[surada]

He'll be indicted for Making America Great Again. Marxist Democrats hate freedom, liberty, our constitution and letting people live like they want to.

Trump: GOP will become 'worker's party' under me

Under a President Donald Trump, the Republican Party would become a different one, a broad populist coalition focused on workers who have gone too long without a raise and on social programs the party establishment has long seen as anathema to its long-term success.

www.politico.com

 

[Zincwarrior]

he pushed a pregnant woman out of the way and took her cab

I could see that one actually.

 

[Michelle420]

He always takes the last donut and never saves it for others

 

[SweetSue92]

Hair so preposterous it should be illegal.

We say "should be illegal" like hyperbole....

Democrats hire smarmy lawyers and get the indictments firing up

 

[Michelle420]

When Trump goes to parties he double dips at the buffet. CDC should indict him.

 

[SweetSue92]

I have it on good authority that they are investigating Trump for use of a biological weapon....He spit on the sidewalk on 1-6.

This is great--and sadly not even that much of a stretch

 

[Michelle420]

He gave prescription ibuprofen to a Biden aide. This should cover a range of criminal consequences.

 

[TheParser]

Jaywalking.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Put your ideas here for the Desperate Dems!

--He cut the tag off his hair dryer warning of death by electric shock!
--He showed a Disney film to his grandkids, violating copyright law!
--He listened to a bootleg cassette tape in 1983!
--He drove across town without his seatbelt on in 1996!

Add your future indictments here:

Cult 45

 

[Moonglow]

Put your ideas here for the Desperate Dems!

--He cut the tag off his hair dryer warning of death by electric shock!
--He showed a Disney film to his grandkids, violating copyright law!
--He listened to a bootleg cassette tape in 1983!
--He drove across town without his seatbelt on in 1996!

Add your future indictments here:

Georgia election interference.

 

[HaShev]

Put your ideas here for the Desperate Dems!

--He cut the tag off his hair dryer warning of death by electric shock!
--He showed a Disney film to his grandkids, violating copyright law!
--He listened to a bootleg cassette tape in 1983!
--He drove across town without his seatbelt on in 1996!

Add your future indictments here:

Don't know but I just saw a major flaw in Smith's newest indictment, it actually can backfire on the dems who his claims would make them guilty of "lying that caused the Protest".
Fact: the Durham report showed the Dems lied which caused not just election intereferences even in mid terms but caused the rage which incited and fueled the protest which falls into Smiths parameters. Furthermore to have the case thrown out all the Trump lawyers would need is huge amounts of testimony showing people did not come to protest for the vote issue or just the vote issue, many protested due to lock downs once again caused by lies by the left=Smith's parameters to charge people like Michigan's Gov Whittmer which fueled many protesters, further even Bernie Bros were there protesting both lock downs and vote integrity as they felt Bernie was also railroaded by the left.
There were enough percentages of people who were planed to protest before Trumps speech, proving that throufh travel booked flight records would be easy, case closed Smith then can be brought into congress and answer why only Trump at this specific time was charged and not Dems, in which case you catch Smith perjuring himself or giving up his boss ordweing this obstructive act. Hence you can charge Smith with both obstruction, and perjury and violating his former ethics warnings against his license to practice. (Why wasn't he temporarily or fully disbarred before?) That's a question to ask.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Put your ideas here for the Desperate Dems!

--He cut the tag off his hair dryer warning of death by electric shock!
--He showed a Disney film to his grandkids, violating copyright law!
--He listened to a bootleg cassette tape in 1983!
--He drove across town without his seatbelt on in 1996!

Add your future indictments here:

His relentless boomer big Mac attacks
He loves him those Mc dos

Cat turd brining the heat

 

[miketx]

Put your ideas here for the Desperate Dems!

--He cut the tag off his hair dryer warning of death by electric shock!
--He showed a Disney film to his grandkids, violating copyright law!
--He listened to a bootleg cassette tape in 1983!
--He drove across town without his seatbelt on in 1996!

Add your future indictments here:

Illegal mattress tag removal.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Ooo. I almost tittered.

There's medication for that.