What Would Jesus Say To Republicans

[Ibentoken]

I merely quote the son of God as the Bible tells it. If that makes you feel guilty then it's probably time to confess your sins and save your soul from the burning pit of eternal damnation.

What does God's word say about those who mock His word?

Come to God brother, join the congregation. Tell us what God says about those who mock his word.

God's Word says you're a fool.

I don't seem to recall that passage......is that in the Old Testament?

Of course you don't recall that passage. You're a mocker and a fake.

 

[Discombobulated]

Revel

I know what Jesus would say. It's in the Word.

My everyday language interpretation.

"I'm bipartisan. Get your shit together. All the rules are in the book.

Just make sure you follow them because I am coming back and it won't matter what political party you belong to.

If you are an evil fuck up I'm going to kick your ass".
Revelations lays it out way better than little old tinydancer.

11 Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse!

The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war.

12 His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on His head are many diadems, and He has a name written that no one knows but Himself.

13 He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which He is called is The Word of God.

14 And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following Him on white horses.

15 From His mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and He will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the wine press of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty.

On his robe and on his thigh He has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords.

Amen

That's all from Revelations.......Jesus never said anything like that.

You can't slice and dice the Word. You can't take snippets and try to string together a fairy tale to suit "your version".

Jehovah's Word is what counts. Not your precis on it. And Revelations is the end game isn't it now?

No doubt we can count on your Biblical interpretations to put it all into context.

 

[Discombobulated]

I merely quote the son of God as the Bible tells it. If that makes you feel guilty then it's probably time to confess your sins and save your soul from the burning pit of eternal damnation.

What does God's word say about those who mock His word?

Come to God brother, join the congregation. Tell us what God says about those who mock his word.

God's Word says you're a fool.

I don't seem to recall that passage......is that in the Old Testament?

Of course you don't recall that passage. You're a mocker and a fake.

I was hoping you could tell me but apparently you don't know. Read your scripture brother.

 

[Ibentoken]

Revel

I know what Jesus would say. It's in the Word.

My everyday language interpretation.

"I'm bipartisan. Get your shit together. All the rules are in the book.

Just make sure you follow them because I am coming back and it won't matter what political party you belong to.

If you are an evil fuck up I'm going to kick your ass".
Revelations lays it out way better than little old tinydancer.

11 Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse!

The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war.

12 His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on His head are many diadems, and He has a name written that no one knows but Himself.

13 He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which He is called is The Word of God.

14 And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following Him on white horses.

15 From His mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and He will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the wine press of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty.

On his robe and on his thigh He has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords.

Amen

That's all from Revelations.......Jesus never said anything like that.

You can't slice and dice the Word. You can't take snippets and try to string together a fairy tale to suit "your version".

Jehovah's Word is what counts. Not your precis on it. And Revelations is the end game isn't it now?

No doubt we can count on your Biblical interpretations to put it all into context.

What does God's word say about those who mock His word?

Come to God brother, join the congregation. Tell us what God says about those who mock his word.

God's Word says you're a fool.

I don't seem to recall that passage......is that in the Old Testament?

Of course you don't recall that passage. You're a mocker and a fake.

I was hoping you could tell me but apparently you don't know. Read your scripture brother.

Here you go. New Testament. Pick the translation you like.

2 Peter 3 3 Above all you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come scoffing and following their own evil desires.

 

[Discombobulated]

On Defense: "Love your enemies" "Blessed are the peacemakers" " If someone strikes you on the right cheek turn to him the other also". where does he say "Let them saw off your heads."?

On Social Programs: "If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven". uhm, cons outstrip leftist every year in charity donations

On Rugged Individualism and Self Interest: "Love your neighbor as yourself" "So in all things, do unto others as you would have them do to you". we do, you like to do unto us weather we want you to or not

On Financial Success: " Truly I say unto you, it will be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" You cannot serve both God and money". 94% of scientist are leftist, those are high paying jobs

On Paying Taxes: " Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's". so if leftist want 100%, we should just stfu.....

On Crime and Punishment: " If any of you is without sin let him be the first to throw stones" "Do not judge or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will measured upon you". your ignorance really shines through here

On Moral Absolutes: " If any of has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold and lift it out?" " The Sabbath was made for man and not man for the Sabbath". derp, then don't work on Sunday

On Race Relations: In the parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus praised the morality of a hated foreigner over his own countrymen. ahh, the lie that we hate immagrants, mmm

On Letting Others Pull Themselves Up By Their Own Bootstraps: " But when you give a banquet invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous". again, we give more

Take heed sinners and repent before it's too late to save your immortal souls. yea, don't bear false witness

You argue with the words of God, sinner, not with me.

 

[tinydancer]

No one gets to treat the Word of God as a salad bar. Just picking up what you want to believe and embrace and leaving other lessons behind.

No, no, no, no. Do so at your peril

 

[Discombobulated]

Revel

I know what Jesus would say. It's in the Word.

My everyday language interpretation.

"I'm bipartisan. Get your shit together. All the rules are in the book.

Just make sure you follow them because I am coming back and it won't matter what political party you belong to.

If you are an evil fuck up I'm going to kick your ass".
Revelations lays it out way better than little old tinydancer.

11 Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse!

The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war.

12 His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on His head are many diadems, and He has a name written that no one knows but Himself.

13 He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which He is called is The Word of God.

14 And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following Him on white horses.

15 From His mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and He will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the wine press of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty.

On his robe and on his thigh He has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords.

Amen

That's all from Revelations.......Jesus never said anything like that.

You can't slice and dice the Word. You can't take snippets and try to string together a fairy tale to suit "your version".

Jehovah's Word is what counts. Not your precis on it. And Revelations is the end game isn't it now?

No doubt we can count on your Biblical interpretations to put it all into context.

Come to God brother, join the congregation. Tell us what God says about those who mock his word.

God's Word says you're a fool.

I don't seem to recall that passage......is that in the Old Testament?

Of course you don't recall that passage. You're a mocker and a fake.

I was hoping you could tell me but apparently you don't know. Read your scripture brother.

Here you go. New Testament. Pick the translation you like.

2 Peter 3 3 Above all you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come scoffing and following their own evil desires.

Where do I scoff at the words of God? It's you who seeks to pervert his message out of your own ignorance. I merely scoff at people like you who pretend to love God.

 

[Uncensored2008]

What would Stalin say to democrats?

Great job, Comrades.

 

[mudwhistle]

On Obama: "What the heck were you thinking????"

 

[Ibentoken]

Revel

I know what Jesus would say. It's in the Word.

My everyday language interpretation.

"I'm bipartisan. Get your shit together. All the rules are in the book.

Just make sure you follow them because I am coming back and it won't matter what political party you belong to.

If you are an evil fuck up I'm going to kick your ass".
Revelations lays it out way better than little old tinydancer.

11 Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse!

The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war.

12 His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on His head are many diadems, and He has a name written that no one knows but Himself.

13 He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which He is called is The Word of God.

14 And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following Him on white horses.

15 From His mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and He will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the wine press of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty.

On his robe and on his thigh He has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords.

Amen

That's all from Revelations.......Jesus never said anything like that.

You can't slice and dice the Word. You can't take snippets and try to string together a fairy tale to suit "your version".

Jehovah's Word is what counts. Not your precis on it. And Revelations is the end game isn't it now?

No doubt we can count on your Biblical interpretations to put it all into context.

God's Word says you're a fool.

I don't seem to recall that passage......is that in the Old Testament?

Of course you don't recall that passage. You're a mocker and a fake.

I was hoping you could tell me but apparently you don't know. Read your scripture brother.

Here you go. New Testament. Pick the translation you like.

2 Peter 3 3 Above all you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come scoffing and following their own evil desires.

Where do I scoff at the words of God? It's you who seeks to pervert his message out of your own ignorance. I merely scoff at people like you who pretend to love God.

You're a fool and a fake.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Family guy a credible source for anything? Hah.

Comedy Central and Cartoons form the basis of all leftist wisdom.

 

[Discombobulated]

Revel

That's all from Revelations.......Jesus never said anything like that.

You can't slice and dice the Word. You can't take snippets and try to string together a fairy tale to suit "your version".

Jehovah's Word is what counts. Not your precis on it. And Revelations is the end game isn't it now?

No doubt we can count on your Biblical interpretations to put it all into context.

I don't seem to recall that passage......is that in the Old Testament?

Of course you don't recall that passage. You're a mocker and a fake.

I was hoping you could tell me but apparently you don't know. Read your scripture brother.

Here you go. New Testament. Pick the translation you like.

2 Peter 3 3 Above all you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come scoffing and following their own evil desires.

Where do I scoff at the words of God? It's you who seeks to pervert his message out of your own ignorance. I merely scoff at people like you who pretend to love God.

You're a fool and a fake.

Had you lived in Biblical times you would have undoubtedly said the same to Jesus.......many fools did.

 

[Ibentoken]

Troll. Stop feeding it.

 

[Discombobulated]

Troll. Stop feeding it.

You couldn't stop even if you wanted to.

 

[hadit]

Troll. Stop feeding it.

Troll has been neutralized. Anything further is academic.

 

[AmericanFirst]

I know what Jesus would say. It's in the Word. It's very clear.

My everyday language interpretation.

"I'm bipartisan. Get your shit together. All the rules are in the book.

Just make sure you follow them because I am coming back and it won't matter what political party you belong to.

If you are an evil fuck up I'm going to kick your ass".

Revelations lays it out way better than little old tinydancer.

11 Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse!

The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war.

12 His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on His head are many diadems, and He has a name written that no one knows but Himself.

13 He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which He is called is The Word of God.

14 And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following Him on white horses.

15 From His mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and He will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the wine press of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty.

On his robe and on his thigh He has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords.

Amen

Amen.

 

[AmericanFirst]

You ever get the feeling that there's only one or two Liberal posters at USMB but they're each running 10 sock accounts?

They all sound exactly alike

That's exactly how I feel about FOX News fans, they can never deviate from the approved script.

Fox is more truthful than any libtard.

 

[AmericanFirst]

Revel

I know what Jesus would say. It's in the Word.

My everyday language interpretation.

"I'm bipartisan. Get your shit together. All the rules are in the book.

Just make sure you follow them because I am coming back and it won't matter what political party you belong to.

If you are an evil fuck up I'm going to kick your ass".
Revelations lays it out way better than little old tinydancer.

11 Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse!

The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war.

12 His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on His head are many diadems, and He has a name written that no one knows but Himself.

13 He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which He is called is The Word of God.

14 And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following Him on white horses.

15 From His mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and He will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the wine press of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty.

On his robe and on his thigh He has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords.

Amen

That's all from Revelations.......Jesus never said anything like that.

You can't slice and dice the Word. You can't take snippets and try to string together a fairy tale to suit "your version".

Jehovah's Word is what counts. Not your precis on it. And Revelations is the end game isn't it now?

No doubt we can count on your Biblical interpretations to put it all into context.

Plain as day to intelligent people. you I understand because you are an ignorant libtard who likes to tell others how wrong they are even though you don't know what you are talking about.

 

[Discombobulated]

You ever get the feeling that there's only one or two Liberal posters at USMB but they're each running 10 sock accounts?

They all sound exactly alike

That's exactly how I feel about FOX News fans, they can never deviate from the approved script.

Fox is more truthful than any libtard.

Apparently not.

Study Watching No News is Better Than Watching Fox InTheCapital

 

[AmericanFirst]

You ever get the feeling that there's only one or two Liberal posters at USMB but they're each running 10 sock accounts?

They all sound exactly alike

That's exactly how I feel about FOX News fans, they can never deviate from the approved script.

Fox is more truthful than any libtard.

Apparently not.

Study Watching No News is Better Than Watching Fox InTheCapital

Ha ha ha. Idiot.