What Would Jesus Say To Republicans

[hadit]

Ya gotta love it when those who profess no allegiance to Christ attempt to tell Christians how to read the Scriptures.

 

[Friends]

Jesus would say to Republicans: Do what it takes to first feed your children, by creating jobs and teaching the children to fish.

From the presidencies of Harry Truman to that of George W. Bush there have nearly always been more jobs created per year under Democratic presidents.

Bush On Jobs The Worst Track Record On Record - Real Time Economics - WSJ

 

[Ibentoken]

As an agnostic and a Republican I can't tell you how amused I am to watch a liberal try and use "Jesus" as a political tool against conservatives! I mean SERIOUSLY? Come on, Dis...you can't spend most of your time trying to abolish religion and then turn around and invoke it. I mean you can...but you look like an idiot in the process!!!

I'll pray for you to find your way out of the wilderness.

You need help.

 

[hadit]

Jesus would say to Republicans: Do what it takes to first feed your children, by creating jobs and teaching the children to fish.

From the presidencies of Harry Truman to that of George W. Bush there have nearly always been more jobs created per year under Democratic presidents.

Bush On Jobs The Worst Track Record On Record - Real Time Economics - WSJ

This has absolutely no bearing on the OP.

 

[AmericanFirst]

If Jesus was here to see the mess we're in now what advice would he have for Republicans.....God's chosen people. Let's see where Jesus stands on contemporary issues.

On Defense: "Love your enemies" "Blessed are the peacemakers" " If someone strikes you on the right cheek turn to him the other also".

On Social Programs: "If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven".

On Rugged Individualism and Self Interest: "Love your neighbor as yourself" "So in all things, do unto others as you would have them do to you".

On Financial Success: " Truly I say unto you, it will be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" You cannot serve both God and money".

On Paying Taxes: " Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's".

On Crime and Punishment: " If any of you is without sin let him be the first to throw stones" "Do not judge or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will measured upon you".

On Moral Absolutes: " If any of has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold and lift it out?" " The Sabbath was made for man and not man for the Sabbath".

On Race Relations: In the parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus praised the morality of a hated foreigner over his own countrymen.

On Letting Others Pull Themselves Up By Their Own Bootstraps: " But when you give a banquet invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous".

Take heed sinners and repent before it's too late to save your immortal souls.

The same thing he would day to the hypocritical dimwits, stop lying! Jesus was interested in the individual not gov't. No matter how wrongly you use the Bible to support the stupid left, it is not the gov't.'s job to take care of you.

 

[Discombobulated]

I merely quote the son of God as the Bible tells it. If that makes you feel guilty then it's probably time to confess your sins and save your soul from the burning pit of eternal damnation.

What does God's word say about those who mock His word?

Come to God brother, join the congregation. Tell us what God says about those who mock his word.

 

[AmericanFirst]

If Jesus was here to see the mess we're in now what advice would he have for Republicans.....God's chosen people. Let's see where Jesus stands on contemporary issues.

On Defense: "Love your enemies" "Blessed are the peacemakers" " If someone strikes you on the right cheek turn to him the other also".

On Social Programs: "If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven".

On Rugged Individualism and Self Interest: "Love your neighbor as yourself" "So in all things, do unto others as you would have them do to you".

On Financial Success: " Truly I say unto you, it will be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" You cannot serve both God and money".

On Paying Taxes: " Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's".

On Crime and Punishment: " If any of you is without sin let him be the first to throw stones" "Do not judge or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will measured upon you".

On Moral Absolutes: " If any of has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold and lift it out?" " The Sabbath was made for man and not man for the Sabbath".

On Race Relations: In the parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus praised the morality of a hated foreigner over his own countrymen.

On Letting Others Pull Themselves Up By Their Own Bootstraps: " But when you give a banquet invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous".

Take heed sinners and repent before it's too late to save your immortal souls.

Jesus was a Liberal because he called for the Romams to pay their fair share, amiright?

So then you're not really familiar with the New Testament.

I am, which is why I believe you're misguided and as nutty as Rdean to quote Scripture and bash Republicans in the same sentence.

Hypocrite! First get rid of the log in your own eye; then you will see well ..

But someone has to show Republicans the way to God. his son teaches love and forgiveness, not hate and vengeance.

The left is worse.

 

[Friends]

 

[blackhawk]

It's sad and pathetic when people try to tie Jesus into a supporter of their political views.

 

[Ibentoken]

I merely quote the son of God as the Bible tells it. If that makes you feel guilty then it's probably time to confess your sins and save your soul from the burning pit of eternal damnation.

What does God's word say about those who mock His word?

Come to God brother, join the congregation. Tell us what God says about those who mock his word.

God's Word says you're a fool.

 

[Ibentoken]

It's sad and pathetic when people try to tie Jesus into a supporter of their political views.

Recently John Kerry used the Bible to claim God's word supports fighting global warming.

 

[Harry Dresden]

If Jesus was here to see the mess we're in now what advice would he have for Republicans.....God's chosen people. Let's see where Jesus stands on contemporary issues.

On Defense: "Love your enemies" "Blessed are the peacemakers" " If someone strikes you on the right cheek turn to him the other also".

On Social Programs: "If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven".

On Rugged Individualism and Self Interest: "Love your neighbor as yourself" "So in all things, do unto others as you would have them do to you".

On Financial Success: " Truly I say unto you, it will be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" You cannot serve both God and money".

On Paying Taxes: " Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's".

On Crime and Punishment: " If any of you is without sin let him be the first to throw stones" "Do not judge or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will measured upon you".

On Moral Absolutes: " If any of has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold and lift it out?" " The Sabbath was made for man and not man for the Sabbath".

On Race Relations: In the parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus praised the morality of a hated foreigner over his own countrymen.

On Letting Others Pull Themselves Up By Their Own Bootstraps: " But when you give a banquet invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous".

Take heed sinners and repent before it's too late to save your immortal souls.

Jesus was a Liberal because he called for the Romams to pay their fair share, amiright?

So then you're not really familiar with the New Testament.

I am, which is why I believe you're misguided and as nutty as Rdean to quote Scripture and bash Republicans in the same sentence.

Hypocrite! First get rid of the log in your own eye; then you will see well ..

But someone has to show Republicans the way to God. his son teaches love and forgiveness, not hate and vengeance.

that would be the same person who would lead the Democrats......

 

[Discombobulated]

I merely quote the son of God as the Bible tells it. If that makes you feel guilty then it's probably time to confess your sins and save your soul from the burning pit of eternal damnation.

What does God's word say about those who mock His word?

Come to God brother, join the congregation. Tell us what God says about those who mock his word.

God's Word says you're a fool.

I don't seem to recall that passage......is that in the Old Testament?

 

[Harry Dresden]

Jesus would say to Republicans: Do what it takes to first feed your children, by creating jobs and teaching the children to fish.

he would have passed out a few of these.....

 

[tinydancer]

I know what Jesus would say. It's in the Word. It's very clear.

My everyday language interpretation.

"I'm bipartisan. Get your shit together. All the rules are in the book.

Just make sure you follow them because I am coming back and it won't matter what political party you belong to.

If you are an evil fuck up I'm going to kick your ass".

Revelations lays it out way better than little old tinydancer.

11 Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse!

The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war.

12 His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on His head are many diadems, and He has a name written that no one knows but Himself.

13 He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which He is called is The Word of God.

14 And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following Him on white horses.

15 From His mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and He will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the wine press of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty.

On his robe and on his thigh He has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords.

Amen

 

[Discombobulated]

I know what Jesus would say. It's in the Word.

My everyday language interpretation.

"I'm bipartisan. Get your shit together. All the rules are in the book.

Just make sure you follow them because I am coming back and it won't matter what political party you belong to.

If you are an evil fuck up I'm going to kick your ass".
Revelations lays it out way better than little old tinydancer.

11 Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse!

The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war.

12 His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on His head are many diadems, and He has a name written that no one knows but Himself.

13 He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which He is called is The Word of God.

14 And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following Him on white horses.

15 From His mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and He will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the wine press of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty.

On his robe and on his thigh He has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords.

Amen

That's all from Revelations.......Jesus never said anything like that.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

You ever get the feeling that there's only one or two Liberal posters at USMB but they're each running 10 sock accounts?

They all sound exactly alike

 

[Two Thumbs]

On Defense: "Love your enemies" "Blessed are the peacemakers" " If someone strikes you on the right cheek turn to him the other also". where does he say "Let them saw off your heads."?

On Social Programs: "If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven". uhm, cons outstrip leftist every year in charity donations

On Rugged Individualism and Self Interest: "Love your neighbor as yourself" "So in all things, do unto others as you would have them do to you". we do, you like to do unto us weather we want you to or not

On Financial Success: " Truly I say unto you, it will be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" You cannot serve both God and money". 94% of scientist are leftist, those are high paying jobs

On Paying Taxes: " Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's". so if leftist want 100%, we should just stfu.....

On Crime and Punishment: " If any of you is without sin let him be the first to throw stones" "Do not judge or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will measured upon you". your ignorance really shines through here

On Moral Absolutes: " If any of has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold and lift it out?" " The Sabbath was made for man and not man for the Sabbath". derp, then don't work on Sunday

On Race Relations: In the parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus praised the morality of a hated foreigner over his own countrymen. ahh, the lie that we hate immagrants, mmm

On Letting Others Pull Themselves Up By Their Own Bootstraps: " But when you give a banquet invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous". again, we give more

Take heed sinners and repent before it's too late to save your immortal souls. yea, don't bear false witness

 

[tinydancer]

I know what Jesus would say. It's in the Word.

My everyday language interpretation.

"I'm bipartisan. Get your shit together. All the rules are in the book.

Just make sure you follow them because I am coming back and it won't matter what political party you belong to.

If you are an evil fuck up I'm going to kick your ass".
Revelations lays it out way better than little old tinydancer.

11 Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse!

The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war.

12 His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on His head are many diadems, and He has a name written that no one knows but Himself.

13 He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which He is called is The Word of God.

14 And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following Him on white horses.

15 From His mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and He will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the wine press of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty.

On his robe and on his thigh He has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords.

Amen

That's all from Revelations.......Jesus never said anything like that.

You can't slice and dice the Word. You can't take snippets and try to string together a fairy tale to suit "your version".

Jehovah's Word is what counts. Not your precis on it. And Revelations is the end game isn't it now?

 

[Discombobulated]

You ever get the feeling that there's only one or two Liberal posters at USMB but they're each running 10 sock accounts?

They all sound exactly alike

That's exactly how I feel about FOX News fans, they can never deviate from the approved script.