What Would Jesus Say To Republicans

[OODA_Loop]

Jesus is the kinda progressive where everyone pulls their share.

Like white socialist nations. It works then.

 

[Skylar]

If Jesus was here to see the mess we're in now what advice would he have for Republicans.....God's chosen people. Let's see where Jesus stands on contemporary issues.

On Defense: "Love your enemies" "Blessed are the peacemakers" " If someone strikes you on the right cheek turn to him the other also".

On Social Programs: "If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven".

On Rugged Individualism and Self Interest: "Love your neighbor as yourself" "So in all things, do unto others as you would have them do to you".

On Financial Success: " Truly I say unto you, it will be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" You cannot serve both God and money".

On Paying Taxes: " Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's".

On Crime and Punishment: " If any of you is without sin let him be the first to throw stones" "Do not judge or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will measured upon you".

On Moral Absolutes: " If any of has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold and lift it out?" " The Sabbath was made for man and not man for the Sabbath".

On Race Relations: In the parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus praised the morality of a hated foreigner over his own countrymen.

On Letting Others Pull Themselves Up By Their Own Bootstraps: " But when you give a banquet invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous".

Take heed sinners and repent before it's too late to save your immortal souls.

Or maybe something about 'my cold DEAD fingers!'

Oh wait. That was Moses.

 

[Harry Dresden]

What Would Jesus Say To Republicans?

"...go and sin no more...?"

i think he would say that to more than just Republicans....just sayin....

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Good job my faithful and obedient servants.

 

[francoHFW]

#123- Of course...but mainly lol.

 

[LeftofLeft]

If Jesus was here to see the mess we're in now what advice would he have for Republicans.....God's chosen people. Let's see where Jesus stands on contemporary issues.

On Defense: "Love your enemies" "Blessed are the peacemakers" " If someone strikes you on the right cheek turn to him the other also".

On Social Programs: "If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven".

On Rugged Individualism and Self Interest: "Love your neighbor as yourself" "So in all things, do unto others as you would have them do to you".

On Financial Success: " Truly I say unto you, it will be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" You cannot serve both God and money".

On Paying Taxes: " Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's".

On Crime and Punishment: " If any of you is without sin let him be the first to throw stones" "Do not judge or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will measured upon you".

On Moral Absolutes: " If any of has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold and lift it out?" " The Sabbath was made for man and not man for the Sabbath".

On Race Relations: In the parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus praised the morality of a hated foreigner over his own countrymen.

On Letting Others Pull Themselves Up By Their Own Bootstraps: " But when you give a banquet invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous".

Take heed sinners and repent before it's too late to save your immortal souls.

On Giving Money To The Poor: " Don't Let Caesar or Agents of Caesar dictate how to give to the poor or take your money in the name of the Poor only to keep it for Caesar. Seek out the truly Poor and the Needy and give direct." (Caesar is the Government).

On Living a Christian Life: "Be wary of those seeking to judge and hold you to Christian Standards. They are solely interested in holding you accountable to your rules and standards."

 

[Discombobulated]

If Jesus was here to see the mess we're in now what advice would he have for Republicans.....God's chosen people. Let's see where Jesus stands on contemporary issues.

On Defense: "Love your enemies" "Blessed are the peacemakers" " If someone strikes you on the right cheek turn to him the other also".

On Social Programs: "If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven".

On Rugged Individualism and Self Interest: "Love your neighbor as yourself" "So in all things, do unto others as you would have them do to you".

On Financial Success: " Truly I say unto you, it will be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" You cannot serve both God and money".

On Paying Taxes: " Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's".

On Crime and Punishment: " If any of you is without sin let him be the first to throw stones" "Do not judge or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will measured upon you".

On Moral Absolutes: " If any of has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold and lift it out?" " The Sabbath was made for man and not man for the Sabbath".

On Race Relations: In the parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus praised the morality of a hated foreigner over his own countrymen.

On Letting Others Pull Themselves Up By Their Own Bootstraps: " But when you give a banquet invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous".

Take heed sinners and repent before it's too late to save your immortal souls.

On Giving Money To The Poor: " Don't Let Caesar or Agents of Caesar dictate how to give to the poor. Seek the Poor and the Needy and give direct." (Caesar is the Government).

On Living a Christian Life: "Be wary of those seeking to judge and hold you to Christian Standards. They are solely interested in holding you accountable to your rules and standards."

But Jesus didn't say those things........so who gives a fuck?

 

[occupied]

If Jesus were here they would crucify him again and for the same reasons.

 

[occupied]

One thing is certain, he would be whipping the mega-church, prosperity gospel assholes until his arm fell off.

 

[Discombobulated]

One thing is certain, he would be whipping the mega-church, prosperity gospel assholes until his arm fell off.

Like money changers at the temple.

 

[Discombobulated]

If Jesus were here they would crucify him again and for the same reasons.

Only now he'd be crucified by Christians for being too liberal.

 

[TooTall]

If Jesus were here they would crucify him again and for the same reasons.

Do you speak for yourself, or to presume to speak for others?

 

[LordBrownTrout]

If Jesus was here to see the mess we're in now what advice would he have for Republicans.....God's chosen people. Let's see where Jesus stands on contemporary issues.

On Defense: "Love your enemies" "Blessed are the peacemakers" " If someone strikes you on the right cheek turn to him the other also".

On Social Programs: "If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven".

On Rugged Individualism and Self Interest: "Love your neighbor as yourself" "So in all things, do unto others as you would have them do to you".

On Financial Success: " Truly I say unto you, it will be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" You cannot serve both God and money".

On Paying Taxes: " Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's".

On Crime and Punishment: " If any of you is without sin let him be the first to throw stones" "Do not judge or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will measured upon you".

On Moral Absolutes: " If any of has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold and lift it out?" " The Sabbath was made for man and not man for the Sabbath".

On Race Relations: In the parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus praised the morality of a hated foreigner over his own countrymen.

On Letting Others Pull Themselves Up By Their Own Bootstraps: " But when you give a banquet invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous".

Take heed sinners and repent before it's too late to save your immortal souls.

Wonder if he would have anything to say to dems about their support on abortion.

 

[Harry Dresden]

#123- Of course...but mainly lol.

Frankie ...i think we know each other well enough were you can call me Harry....

 

[francoHFW]

I do.

We have no idea what he would have said about abortion- BUT they had it then, and he didn't bother. Same with homosexuality or prostitution. Quite a liberal...

 

[rdean]

He would tell them to stop using his name for their false religion. Jesus never taught "let him die".

 

[MaryL]

I am a agnostic, but I have a sneaking feeling Jesus won't like liberals very much for all the stones they cast. Jeese.

 

[occupied]

If Jesus were here they would crucify him again and for the same reasons.

Do you speak for yourself, or to presume to speak for others?

The prosperity gospel churches that have flourished in the last 20 years or so are a direct affront to the teachings of Jesus. If they would intentionally mislead thousands with a message that money and worldly wealth are of primary importance to God then they would certainly not pause to destroy someone who would threaten such a sweet scam.

 

[francoHFW]

I am a agnostic, but I have a sneaking feeling Jesus won't like liberals very much for all the stones they cast. Jeese.

Liberals are damn non-violent...you know, "pussies".

 

[occupied]

I am a agnostic, but I have a sneaking feeling Jesus won't like liberals very much for all the stones they cast. Jeese.

Liberalism's devotion to social programs originally grew out of a 19th century desire that government reflect Jesus' concern for the poor and sick and condemnation of those who exploit them.