Boss
Take a Memo:
Yes you are even related to a banana. All life started in one place. Your explanation is not plausible. Explain it again? How did the first zebras start? You say God plopped down a herd of full grown zebra? An entire flock of seaguls? Adult humans? You're saying God made the chicken before the egg? I'm saying the chicken wasn't always a chicken and humans weren't always humans. At least not the same as they were 1 million years ago or 1 million years from now we won't be the same creatures.If you look at the DNA of a tree or frog or human or fish you see we are all related
You want to re create it? What are you doing the next million years. Just watch.
Nonsense, I see that we are NOT related. You are making the simple-minded assumption that because DNA is similar, it must mean relationship. 95% of our DNA is the same as a chimp... but that 5% is significant. 50% of our DNA is the same as a banana, we're obviously not half bananas... (although, you might be a strong argument to contradict that.) Furthermore, your DNA is 99.99999999999% the same as the DNA of Jeffrey Dahmer.
If you take ANY computer software... go into the code... remove 4~5% of it and replace it with code from some other program... will the software still function as it did before? Would it be improved? Or would you destroy the software's capability entirely?
Go back far enough your relatives were fish.
You can be related to a banana, I am not.
I don't believe anything "plopped down fully grown" anything. That is simply YOU attempting to mock my beliefs because you have no evidence to support your own. I could be equally as insulting... you believe a banana just up and one day decided to be all that it could be and *poof* out popped a human from the banana tree! Little fishes swam around in the ocean for years until one day, a defiant little liberal fish said... fuck this noise, I'm leaving the ocean! Who's with me? ...And the whale says... I always dreamed of being a dog... I'll go!
The problem is, what you believe is a FANTASY. There is no basis for it in Science.. period!