As noted, your conspiracy theories are the result of your twisted extremist views.You suffer from paranoia.
Not that you are capable of being honest, but the fact is, the really outrageous and silly conspiracy theories aimed at the "atheistic evilutionist" derive from the extreme Christian fundies.
No conspiracy at all,it has spread through our government and our schools.
It's actually been reassuring that the Courts have consistently thrown out attempts by extremist Christians to force their religion into the public schools. Snake handling 101 will not prepare students to compete in a technical world.
However, no one is preventing you from putting your hands into the snake pit. It's really cowardly that you don't. The gawds will protect you.
Really, they will.