TemplarKormac
Political Atheist
Every morning, I put 2 strips of bacon in a freezer bag on my front porch to ward off muslims. It works! Not one single muslim has ever crossed them to get to my door! Unfortunately, my next door neighbors, who are Jews, don't come around any more, either, but it is a small price to pay.
Perhaps I should hang a Bible on my door, to act as a liberal repellent. But wait, I have an American Flag hanging in my window. It caused my liberal neighbors across the street to pack up and move!