An advice thread

[BackAgain]

Regardless of what it’s about, share some of your best advice.

For examples:

On personal hygiene, the advice might be:“Floss and brush. Old you will thank younger you.”

On politics, your advice might be the old standard, tried and true gem:
“Friends don’t let friends vote Democrat.”

 

[fncceo]

share some of your best advice.

Don't ask advice from strangers on The Internet.

 

[BackAgain]

Don't ask advice from strangers on The Internet.

But give it freely to strangers on the internet!!

 

[fncceo]

But give it freely to strangers on the internet!!

I would advise against that.

 

[Thunk]

Don't take any wooden nickels!

 

[Thunk]

Stay away from a drunk indian!!!

 

[fncceo]

Don't take any wooden nickels!

I don't know if you've checked the price of lumber these days. Wooden currency could be worth quite a lot.

 

[BackAgain]

Guys: when at the urinal to tap a kidney, it is always a good idea to unzip your pants before proceeding.

 

[Road Runner]

If a package of perfume in the mail shows up signed by Joe Biden for Christmas this year,.. you better run run Rudolph like your very life depends on it!!

 

[Thunk]

I don't know if you've checked the price of lumber these days. Wooden currency could be worth quite a lot.

Huh...OK...then don't take any wooden nipples

 

[BackAgain]

Huh...OK...then don't take any wooden nipples

I believe you need to explain the splinters on your lips at this point.

 

[fncceo]

Huh...OK...then don't take any wooden nipples

Again, you might not want to make that a hard and fast rule ...

 

[Road Runner]

Again, you might not want to make that a hard and fast rule ...

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LOVE that movie!!! The second one is pretty good too but the first one is the best.

 

[MarathonMike]

If a guy shows up at your door at 2am in his underwear, don't let him in.

 

[Oddball]

Don't squat while wearing spurs.

 

[Oddball]

If a wiseguy says "pull my finger", don't do it.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[BackAgain]

If a wiseguy says "pull my finger", don't do it.

Now my niece and nephew won’t play that game with their uncle.

OF course, they are in their thirties nowadays.

 

[Oddball]

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

 

[BULLDOG]

When she says "I cooked supper, but if you would rather go out with your friends instead, I don't mind" ...............DON'T BELIEVE HER!!