Delta4Embassy
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- Dec 12, 2013
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Something I think we should start doing is making it public what we do with brave noble self-sacrifcing jihadis who carry out terrorist attacks.
They think they're going to paradise, but what happens to their bodies (or remains) matters to them. Not having any particular religious convictions I'm not bound to religious observances so give the remains to me. I'll take care of them.
Got a sewer nearby that'll I'll dump them unceremoniously into. Depend on when it rains next it might stay there for a while becomming putrid as it rots. If there's a recognizable body I'll step on it smooshing it into the mud and slime best I can and call that buried. I'll take pictures of it time-lapsed as animals come and eat and defecate on it after.
If you were expecting an Islamic burial guess again. You didn't die for Islam, you were a common murderer and if Allah love those who live justly as Qur'an says He does, I'm confident you're somewhere very hot, very humid, having your skin peeled from your body over and over. If that's your idea of Paradise, congratulations. We call it something else.
They think they're going to paradise, but what happens to their bodies (or remains) matters to them. Not having any particular religious convictions I'm not bound to religious observances so give the remains to me. I'll take care of them.
Got a sewer nearby that'll I'll dump them unceremoniously into. Depend on when it rains next it might stay there for a while becomming putrid as it rots. If there's a recognizable body I'll step on it smooshing it into the mud and slime best I can and call that buried. I'll take pictures of it time-lapsed as animals come and eat and defecate on it after.
If you were expecting an Islamic burial guess again. You didn't die for Islam, you were a common murderer and if Allah love those who live justly as Qur'an says He does, I'm confident you're somewhere very hot, very humid, having your skin peeled from your body over and over. If that's your idea of Paradise, congratulations. We call it something else.