Arrest Warrants Issued To People Who Cheered At High School Graduation

[Muhammed]

I don't want a bunch of hooping and hollering for the kid on stage drowning out the announcement for my kid. I bet the parents of the next kid getting a diploma are perfectly happy the assholes yipping and screaming are perfectly happy to see them go to jail and pay a fine. I would be.

If you don't want to hear the cheering, you do not have to attend the party in the first place.

Perhaps graduations should be replaced by parties if that's what people want.

I don't consider cheering for your child to be "partying." Your parties must be lame.

If my parties are "lame" then your's must be wilder than my imagination could possibly fathom.

I was talking about Joe's Mama's parties.

I actually know a guy who's street name is "Joe Mama". Anytime I go to a bar where he is I don't have to spend a dime on drinks. Nor does anybody else. I think he might be a kazillionaire or something.