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Mertex
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Any chance of getting her to wash my car?Well, folks, I would like to introduce you to our newest barmaid:
This is Foxtrotty, I met her at a bar last night in Cologne and boy, could she keep the guys happy, so I hired her.
She has a keen, analytical mind, is excellent with paperwork and other "hands-on" stuff. She is also very flexible and can stretch in many directions to clean the bar quickly. She also has no problems getting on her knees to clean up those tough spots on the floor and under tables as well.
She is quite an asset and will be serving starting Sunday evening around 6 pm.
[MENTION=36767]Bloodrock44[/MENTION] [MENTION=15726]Hossfly[/MENTION] [MENTION=42916]Derideo_Te[/MENTION] [MENTION=41527]Pogo[/MENTION]
While you watch.....?
Of course! I already lost a GPS and a radar detector at car washes!Any chance of getting her to wash my car?Well, folks, I would like to introduce you to our newest barmaid:
This is Foxtrotty, I met her at a bar last night in Cologne and boy, could she keep the guys happy, so I hired her.
She has a keen, analytical mind, is excellent with paperwork and other "hands-on" stuff. She is also very flexible and can stretch in many directions to clean the bar quickly. She also has no problems getting on her knees to clean up those tough spots on the floor and under tables as well.
She is quite an asset and will be serving starting Sunday evening around 6 pm.
[MENTION=36767]Bloodrock44[/MENTION] [MENTION=15726]Hossfly[/MENTION] [MENTION=42916]Derideo_Te[/MENTION] [MENTION=41527]Pogo[/MENTION]
While you watch.....?
Mertex
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Of course! I already lost a GPS and a radar detector at car washes!
Well, let's hope your car is not a Porsche...
A blonde woman, recently out of a job decided to take matters into her own hands. She firgured "I'm a very smart woman, very handy, I can do many things, I can hire myself out to do anything I can".....so she decided the very next day she would canvas this rich subdivision in her town.
Very early the next morning she rang the door of the first house. A man answered and she proceeded to ask him if he had any odd jobs that she may be able to do. He thought about it and then asked her "do you know how to paint" - "why yes" she replied. He then asked "how much would you charge to paint my porch"? Without batting an eye she responded, "oh, I can do it for $50." "OK" said the man. "There's some white paint and brushes in the garage, and a ladder, let me know if there's anything else you need".
A couple of hours later she rang the doorbell and the man came to the door. "I'm done", she said, "I had so much paint left over I gave it a second coat." Puzzled that she had finished so quickly, he reached into his pocket and hander her $50. "Oh, and by the way" she said, "that's not a Porsche - it's a Ferrari"......
Statistikhengst
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Any chance of getting her to wash my car?Well, folks, I would like to introduce you to our newest barmaid:
This is Foxtrotty, I met her at a bar last night in Cologne and boy, could she keep the guys happy, so I hired her.
She has a keen, analytical mind, is excellent with paperwork and other "hands-on" stuff. She is also very flexible and can stretch in many directions to clean the bar quickly. She also has no problems getting on her knees to clean up those tough spots on the floor and under tables as well.
She is quite an asset and will be serving starting Sunday evening around 6 pm.
[MENTION=36767]Bloodrock44[/MENTION] [MENTION=15726]Hossfly[/MENTION] [MENTION=42916]Derideo_Te[/MENTION] [MENTION=41527]Pogo[/MENTION]
How much money you got?!?!?
Statistikhengst
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So, a beautiful, voluptuous woman is taking a shower.
The doorbell rings.
Said beautiful, voluptuous woman with enormous knockers (did I already mention that? ) gets out of the shower and says loudly, "who is there?"
A male voice answers:
"It's the blind man".
Ok, thought the beautiful, voluptuous woman with enormous knockers - 'I don't need to get dressed, he can't see me anyway'.
So, she opened the door.
The man saw her, grinned and said:
"Nice knockers! Where you want me to put the blinds, lady?!"
Ba-doom-boom!
[MENTION=15726]Hossfly[/MENTION] [MENTION=36767]Bloodrock44[/MENTION] [MENTION=42916]Derideo_Te[/MENTION] [MENTION=36154]Roudy[/MENTION] [MENTION=41527]Pogo[/MENTION] [MENTION=26838]Ropey[/MENTION]
Just a little Sunday evening bar humor...
The doorbell rings.
Said beautiful, voluptuous woman with enormous knockers (did I already mention that?
) gets out of the shower and says loudly, "who is there?"A male voice answers:
"It's the blind man".
Ok, thought the beautiful, voluptuous woman with enormous knockers - 'I don't need to get dressed, he can't see me anyway'.
So, she opened the door.
The man saw her, grinned and said:
"Nice knockers! Where you want me to put the blinds, lady?!"
Ba-doom-boom!
[MENTION=15726]Hossfly[/MENTION] [MENTION=36767]Bloodrock44[/MENTION] [MENTION=42916]Derideo_Te[/MENTION] [MENTION=36154]Roudy[/MENTION] [MENTION=41527]Pogo[/MENTION] [MENTION=26838]Ropey[/MENTION]
Just a little Sunday evening bar humor...
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Derideo_Te
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Believe it or not...once upon a time in a era long gone...I used to have a bathing suit like that.
You know the rules, Gracie...pics or didn't happen!
Believe it or not...once upon a time in a era long gone...I used to have a bathing suit like that.
You know the rules, Gracie...pics or didn't happen!
Ha ha ha!! Fergittaboutit. Ain't gonna happen. Especially HERE. No pics of mine will ever be forthcoming in this place.
Meanwhile...use yer imagination.
$1.00, $2.98.any chance of getting her to wash my car?well, folks, i would like to introduce you to our newest barmaid:
this is foxtrotty, i met her at a bar last night in cologne and boy, could she keep the guys happy, so i hired her.
She has a keen, analytical mind, is excellent with paperwork and other "hands-on" stuff. She is also very flexible and can stretch in many directions to clean the bar quickly. She also has no problems getting on her knees to clean up those tough spots on the floor and under tables as well.
She is quite an asset and will be serving starting sunday evening around 6 pm.
:d
[mention=36767]bloodrock44[/mention] [mention=15726]hossfly[/mention] [mention=42916]derideo_te[/mention] [mention=41527]pogo[/mention]
how much money you got?!?!?
Derideo_Te
Je Suis Charlie
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Believe it or not...once upon a time in a era long gone...I used to have a bathing suit like that.
You know the rules, Gracie...pics or didn't happen!
Ha ha ha!! Fergittaboutit. Ain't gonna happen. Especially HERE. No pics of mine will ever be forthcoming in this place.
Meanwhile...use yer imagination.
Can't blame a guy for trying now!
After all this is Cheers and we all know what happened with you and Samson on opening night.
Statistikhengst
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You know the rules, Gracie...pics or didn't happen!
Ha ha ha!! Fergittaboutit. Ain't gonna happen. Especially HERE. No pics of mine will ever be forthcoming in this place.
Meanwhile...use yer imagination.
Can't blame a guy for trying now!
After all this is Cheers and we all know what happened with you and Samson on opening night.
Oh, indeed, the famous bar orgy whilst I slept, the innocent Germanic boy that I am...
Statistikhengst
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$1.00, $2.98.any chance of getting her to wash my car?
how much money you got?!?!?
Fuggedaboudit!!!
Six figures, buddy, six figures!!!
Statistikhengst
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No need to mention me when I am already here, lol.
Long Jim. lol
Well, sweet people, it's almost 01:30 here and my galavating last night + a workout today is causing my eyes to close even as I ty..............
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Mertex
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$1.00, $2.98.any chance of getting her to wash my car?
how much money you got?!?!?
Ha,ha.....El Cheapo?
blackhawk
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Frugal!$1.00, $2.98.how much money you got?!?!?
Ha,ha.....El Cheapo?
Mertex
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Frugal!
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