Cheers!

[TemplarKormac]

Hey guys, I hear at Statistikhengst's lookin' for a bouncer? TK here, reporting for duty!

There ya go!

Well, someone put a whoopie cushion on my seat, I sat down... and well, everyone in The Tavern started staring at me, so I beat a hasty retreat.

 

[BDBoop]

Morning all! Is it too early to start drinking?

Silly! Of course not. We go by the "It's 5:00 somewhere in the world!" rule.

Awesome! That's a great rule to go by. I'll have a whiskey please.

Lemme see what I can find - sec .....

You didn't say neat or what, so here ya go;

 

[BDBoop]

Hey guys, I hear at Statistikhengst's lookin' for a bouncer? TK here, reporting for duty!

There ya go!

Well, someone put a whoopie cushion on my seat, I sat down... and well, everyone in The Tavern started staring at me, so I beat a hasty retreat.

Erm ... I guess if we're gonna be honest here? That wasn't the whoopie cushion.

/blush

 

[Shaitra]

Silly! Of course not. We go by the "It's 5:00 somewhere in the world!" rule.

Awesome! That's a great rule to go by. I'll have a whiskey please.

Lemme see what I can find - sec .....

You didn't say neat or what, so here ya go;

Thanks BDBoop, that works just fine.

 

[BDBoop]

Okay, I am calling it a night, y'all! See you this late afternoon/evening (unless I get interrupted).

 

[TemplarKormac]

There ya go!

Well, someone put a whoopie cushion on my seat, I sat down... and well, everyone in The Tavern started staring at me, so I beat a hasty retreat.

Erm ... I guess if we're gonna be honest here? That wasn't the whoopie cushion.

/blush

Someone spiked my drink! Curses!

 

[Mertex]

I am only guilty of misleading people regarding my sex appeal!

I never heard anyone questioning your sex appeal, DT.

Well they did!

http://www.usmessageboard.com/8739912-post1437.html

Oh no.....that cop was all wet and just jealous....

 

[Mertex]

Just what USMB needs, another rep ho love center

Music suited for your mood......

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PjLkB7BlpA]Jealousy - YouTube[/ame]

 

[pacer]

Back from the doctor's. Got a clean bill of health. Time for a cold one.

 

[bodecea]

Silly! Of course not. We go by the "It's 5:00 somewhere in the world!" rule.

Awesome! That's a great rule to go by. I'll have a whiskey please.

Lemme see what I can find - sec .....

You didn't say neat or what, so here ya go;

Too many ice cubes. One will suffice.

 

[bodecea]

Just what USMB needs, another rep ho love center

Music suited for your mood......

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PjLkB7BlpA]Jealousy - YouTube[/ame]

Indeed.

 

[pacer]

Hi, bodecea. Nice to meet you.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Hey! Hey! Hey! English here!

Oh, you stuffy Brits!!!

 

[Derideo_Te]

Ok, that's funny.

Agreed! I have one for Esme too but I am saving it up for later. If you like I will mention you when I post it.

Oh, yeah? Talk is cheap.

And a picture is worth a 1,000 words!

http://www.usmessageboard.com/8750441-post1502.html

Spoiler: mentions

@Sarah G [MENTION=42498]Esmeralda[/MENTION]

 

[Statistikhengst]

Hey guys, I hear at Statistikhengst's lookin' for a bouncer? TK here, reporting for duty!

[MENTION=43268]TemplarKormac[/MENTION] - your timing is perfect. Sorry, had business appointments, was away when you stopped by.

Now, fill out this form in triplicate. Oh, and we need a urine sample. Oh, and we need a birth cert.. aww, forget it. Welcome aboard. You would be the best bar bouncer I could think of.

TK (BBB)


And that don't mean barbeque, folks!!!

 

[JakeStarkey]

Good forenoon, hope everyone's day is going well

 

[Statistikhengst]

Morning all! Is it too early to start drinking?

Never. Have at it!!! Here in Germany, it is now almost 6 pm...

 

[Statistikhengst]

Just what USMB needs, another rep ho love center

Just to be clear about this, [MENTION=33974]NLT[/MENTION]:

If you wanna come by to socialize, drink with people and have fun, you are MORE than welcome to be here. I deliberately went out of my way to invite you. Here, all animosities are forgotten.

But if you do a hit and run like that again in a place that is in the lounge, then it will be reported. Your choice. Clear?

 

[Statistikhengst]

Back from the doctor's. Got a clean bill of health. Time for a cold one.

Got just the right thing for you there, [MENTION=45164]pacer[/MENTION]:

 

[Statistikhengst]

Agreed! I have one for Esme too but I am saving it up for later. If you like I will mention you when I post it.

Oh, yeah? Talk is cheap.

And a picture is worth a 1,000 words!

http://www.usmessageboard.com/8750441-post1502.html

Spoiler: mentions

@Sarah G [MENTION=42498]Esmeralda[/MENTION]

That kinda took my breath away!!!