Even Jesus Is A Zionist

[Sweet_Caroline]

Jesus was a Zionist.

He was a also a member of MENSA, a Tea Party Patriot, and he works at the CERN super-collider.

None of this makes sense of course, as he died 2,000 years ago.

You didn't answer my question. Can you please explain your username, Victory67

Could be the slogan for an Arab country that won the '67 war.

I thought it was only Tinmore who thought Arab countries won the 67 war!

 

[Roudy]

James 4:7

English Standard Version (ESV)

Submit yourselves therefore to God.*Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

Zionism is nowhere in The Bible , nor are Zionists.

Satan is spoken of throughout The Bible, by Jesus, and others, like his brother James.

'
Why do you keep repeating that little smear of islamo nazi propaganda?
"ZIONISM" as an aspect of jewish theology which attaches "JEWS"---
----ie the HEBREWS as a nation to "israel/judea" ----began with
ABRAHAM and his migration and renunciation of the creed of Babylon.
He founded a nation-----in the land mass called CANAAN which became
the historic kingdoms of JUDAH and ISRAEL which had as its state
religion ----the religion we call in english JUDAISM (judaism is not
a hebrew word----for that matter---neither is "zionism")

In the course of the past two millenia----since the destruction of Jerusalem--
there have been several MASS MOVEMENTS with "return to zion"
being the agenda------logically called "ZIONIST MOVEMENTS" (in english)
The one elaborated in the 1890s included a notion that return to
ZION was not entirely a religious notion----but could be secular national---
in summary-----one need not keep kosher to be a zionist-----any more.
That's all. Thus ----even Einstein could be a ZIONIST.

It is true---that JESUS was not a secular zionist-----he had a beard and
never tasted bacon. It is possible and even likely that he would have
rejected secular zonism as did many many many people-----but who were
and remain ARDENT ZIONISTS ----(sorry folks-----they do not kill each other--
do not confuse it with shiite/sunni)

Palestine is also not in the Bible, yet you claim Jesus was a Palestinian

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can't type that without laughing !

Isn't she a barrel of laughs. Ha ha ha.

 

[Roudy]

Satan is a fallen angel and Satan is real.

Jesus was tempted by Satan.

I posted two accounts of that temptation from The Bible, The Word of God.

Those who choose Satan are called Zionists.

Sherri dear-----Satan is not a person ---It is not an entity with free will and power.
Nor is the tooth fairy Satan is a concept -------in terms of theology actually
a DIVINE CONCEPT which opposes man------ie is harmful to man. It is something
like a force that produces evil against man like your kith and kin who have ---in the
of the past 1700 years murdered 100s of millions in the name of 'isa/allaaaa"

In theological perspective------it is part of the creation----but seems a bit out of
control Zion is the place of the "Shchinah" or "divine presence"---
or-----sometimes called "the holy ghost" (a bit scary but that is one of the
usual translations of Shchinah ) your theology is more like dualism-----
and includes a "god of the underworld"

The very sublime story of Cain and Abel is not one in which Cain is asked to make
a CHOICE between ----ths snake and G-d or a choice betwen
belief and disbelief . He is asked to make a choice
between DEATH AND LIFE---------conclusion is "CHOOSE LIFE"

You should try reading that book sometime

Satan committed five fouls and the refs kicked him out.

 

[Roudy]

Political movements like ZIONISM Are Not Biblical teachings.

Bowel movements like the Palestinian cause are frauds.

 

[toastman]

James 4:7

English Standard Version (ESV)

Submit yourselves therefore to God.*Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

Zionism is nowhere in The Bible , nor are Zionists.

Satan is spoken of throughout The Bible, by Jesus, and others, like his brother James.

Palestine is also not in the Bible, yet you claim Jesus was a Palestinian

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can't type that without laughing !

Isn't she a barrel of laughs. Ha ha ha.

She sure is entertaining !!

 

[Roudy]

Jesus was a Zionist.

He was a also a member of MENSA, a Tea Party Patriot, and he works at the CERN super-collider.

None of this makes sense of course, as he died 2,000 years ago.

You didn't answer my question. Can you please explain your username, Victory67

Could be the slogan for an Arab country that won the '67 war.

Ha ha ha. Now that was funny!

 

[Bloodrock44]

The imp of Satan is blaming Zionists for causing this car fire on Glenwood Avenue, Raleigh yesterday.

 

[Bloodrock44]

Looks like the imp of Satan caused this jam in Raleigh yesterday. or it could have been Jesus the Zionist.

 

[Bloodrock44]

Jesus the Zionist said he didn't do this to my car.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I just received the following telegram from Mr Jesus...


SHERRI INC IS WRONG

STOP

I AM A ZIONIST

STOP

I DO NOT AGREE WITH ANYTHING SHERRI INC SAYS

STOP

SHERRI INC ARE AGENTS OF SATAN

FULL STOP

SEND

 

[toastman]

I just received the following telegram from Mr Jesus...


SHERRI INC IS WRONG

STOP

I AM A ZIONIST

STOP

I DO NOT AGREE WITH ANYTHING SHERRI INC SAYS

STOP

SHERRI INC ARE AGENTS OF SATAN

FULL STOP

SEND

I had a dream that I was on a boat with Jesus and we were fishing. He started telling me how Sherri is a liar and that someone needs to tell her to stop using his name to spread her lies.
Then I asked him if he was a Zionist, and he answered : Do birds have feathers?

 

[SherriMunnerlyn]

Palestine is in The Bible, written of in four separate verses, that has been discussed in this thread already.

And, one more time, Zionism is addressed nowhere and Jesus is not and never was a Zionist.

Real Christians do not add to the teachings of Jesus, we accept Him for who He says He is.

James 4:7

English Standard Version (ESV)

Submit yourselves therefore to God.*Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

Zionism is nowhere in The Bible , nor are Zionists.

Satan is spoken of throughout The Bible, by Jesus, and others, like his brother James.

'
Why do you keep repeating that little smear of islamo nazi propaganda?
"ZIONISM" as an aspect of jewish theology which attaches "JEWS"---
----ie the HEBREWS as a nation to "israel/judea" ----began with
ABRAHAM and his migration and renunciation of the creed of Babylon.
He founded a nation-----in the land mass called CANAAN which became
the historic kingdoms of JUDAH and ISRAEL which had as its state
religion ----the religion we call in english JUDAISM (judaism is not
a hebrew word----for that matter---neither is "zionism")

In the course of the past two millenia----since the destruction of Jerusalem--
there have been several MASS MOVEMENTS with "return to zion"
being the agenda------logically called "ZIONIST MOVEMENTS" (in english)
The one elaborated in the 1890s included a notion that return to
ZION was not entirely a religious notion----but could be secular national---
in summary-----one need not keep kosher to be a zionist-----any more.
That's all. Thus ----even Einstein could be a ZIONIST.

It is true---that JESUS was not a secular zionist-----he had a beard and
never tasted bacon. It is possible and even likely that he would have
rejected secular zonism as did many many many people-----but who were
and remain ARDENT ZIONISTS ----(sorry folks-----they do not kill each other--
do not confuse it with shiite/sunni)

Palestine is also not in the Bible, yet you claim Jesus was a Palestinian

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can't type that without laughing !

 

[toastman]

Palestine is in The Bible, written of in four separate verses, that has been discussed in this thread already.

And, one more time, Zionism is addressed nowhere and Jesus is not and never was a Zionist.

Real Christians do not add to the teachings of Jesus, we accept Him for who He says He is.

James 4:7

English Standard Version (ESV)

Submit yourselves therefore to God.*Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

Zionism is nowhere in The Bible , nor are Zionists.

Satan is spoken of throughout The Bible, by Jesus, and others, like his brother James.

Palestine is also not in the Bible, yet you claim Jesus was a Palestinian

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can't type that without laughing !

Philistine is mentioned in the actual Bible, not Palestine you lying sack of trash !

 

[SherriMunnerlyn]

Matthew 23

English Standard Version (ESV)

Lament over Jerusalem

“O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, the city that*kills the prophets and stones those who are sent to it! How often would I have*gathered*your children together*as a hen gathers her brood*under her wings, and*you were not willing!*See,*your house is left to you desolate.*For I tell you, you will not see me again, until you say,*‘Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord.’”

Matthew 23 - A Warning Against Hypocrisy - Then - Bible Gateway



In Matthew, Jesus tells me about toastman, above is what He says about toastman.

I just received the following telegram from Mr Jesus...


SHERRI INC IS WRONG

STOP

I AM A ZIONIST

STOP

I DO NOT AGREE WITH ANYTHING SHERRI INC SAYS

STOP

SHERRI INC ARE AGENTS OF SATAN

FULL STOP

SEND

I had a dream that I was on a boat with Jesus and we were fishing. He started telling me how Sherri is a liar and that someone needs to tell her to stop using his name to spread her lies.
Then I asked him if he was a Zionist, and he answered : Do birds have feathers?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Palestine is in The Bible, written of in four separate verses, that has been discussed in this thread already.

And, one more time, Zionism is addressed nowhere and Jesus is not and never was a Zionist.

Real Christians do not add to the teachings of Jesus, we accept Him for who He says He is.

Palestine is also not in the Bible, yet you claim Jesus was a Palestinian

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can't type that without laughing !

Philistine is mentioned in the actual Bible, not Palestine you lying sack of trash !

Both words have "tine" in them, and that's close enough for the morons @ Sherri Incorporated.

 

[SherriMunnerlyn]

Palestine is written of in four separate verses in The Bible.

Palestine is in The Bible, written of in four separate verses, that has been discussed in this thread already.

And, one more time, Zionism is addressed nowhere and Jesus is not and never was a Zionist.

Real Christians do not add to the teachings of Jesus, we accept Him for who He says He is.

Palestine is also not in the Bible, yet you claim Jesus was a Palestinian

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can't type that without laughing !

Philistine is mentioned in the actual Bible, not Palestine you lying sack of trash !

 

[toastman]

Sherri, I'm certain you have the official copy of the bible with you, right ?

Take a look, and tell me where Palestine is mentioned?? What verses?

 

[SherriMunnerlyn]

King James Bible (1611)

What have ye to do with me, O Tyre, and Sidon,
and all the coasts of*Palestine? (Joel 3:4a = 4:4a Heb)

The people shall hear, and be afraid;
sorrow shall take hold of the inhabitants of*Palestina. (Exod 15:14)

Rejoice not thou, whole*Palestina*... (Isa 14:29a)

Howl, O gate; cry, O city,
thou whole*Palestina, art dissolved. (Isa 14:31a)

 

[SherriMunnerlyn]

Zionists cannot seem able to comprehend English.

 

[Victory67]

How could Jesus have been a Zionist if Zionism was invented 2,000 years after he died?

Was Jesus a time traveler? Did he get his magic carpet up to 88 miles per hour?

Did Dock forget extra plutonium for the flux capacitor?