Even Jesus Is A Zionist

[toastman]

Matthew 23

English Standard Version (ESV)

Lament over Jerusalem

“O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, the city that*kills the prophets and stones those who are sent to it! How often would I have*gathered*your children together*as a hen gathers her brood*under her wings, and*you were not willing!*See,*your house is left to you desolate.*For I tell you, you will not see me again, until you say,*‘Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord.’”

Matthew 23 - A Warning Against Hypocrisy - Then - Bible Gateway



In Matthew, Jesus tells me about toastman, above is what He says about toastman.

I just received the following telegram from Mr Jesus...


SHERRI INC IS WRONG

STOP

I AM A ZIONIST

STOP

I DO NOT AGREE WITH ANYTHING SHERRI INC SAYS

STOP

SHERRI INC ARE AGENTS OF SATAN

FULL STOP

SEND

I had a dream that I was on a boat with Jesus and we were fishing. He started telling me how Sherri is a liar and that someone needs to tell her to stop using his name to spread her lies.
Then I asked him if he was a Zionist, and he answered : Do birds have feathers?

Ho so ?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

King James Bible (1611)

What have ye to do with me, O Tyre, and Sidon,
and all the coasts of*Palestine? (Joel 3:4a = 4:4a Heb)

The people shall hear, and be afraid;
sorrow shall take hold of the inhabitants of*Palestina. (Exod 15:14)

Rejoice not thou, whole*Palestina*... (Isa 14:29a)

Howl, O gate; cry, O city,
thou whole*Palestina, art dissolved. (Isa 14:31a)

From those quotes, it looks like God didn't want "Palestine" around.

Therefore, Jesus is a Zionist.

Thanks for proving the point.

 

[toastman]

King James Bible (1611)

What have ye to do with me, O Tyre, and Sidon,
and all the coasts of*Palestine? (Joel 3:4a = 4:4a Heb)

The people shall hear, and be afraid;
sorrow shall take hold of the inhabitants of*Palestina. (Exod 15:14)

Rejoice not thou, whole*Palestina*... (Isa 14:29a)

Howl, O gate; cry, O city,
thou whole*Palestina, art dissolved. (Isa 14:31a)

Liar, it says Philistia, not Palestine

Joel 3:4 "Now what have you against me, Tyre and Sidon and all you regions of Philistia? Are you repaying me for something I have done? If you are paying me back, I will swiftly and speedily return on your own heads what you have done.

 

[Victory67]

From those quotes, it looks like God didn't want "Palestine" around.

Therefore, Jesus is a Zionist.

Thanks for proving the point.

Hey idiot, how could Jesus have been a Zionist if Zionism was created 2,000 years after he was nailed to the wood?

 

[Victory67]

Liar, it says Philistia, not Palestine

Joel 3:4 "Now what have you against me, Tyre and Sidon and all you regions of Philistia? Are you repaying me for something I have done? If you are paying me back, I will swiftly and speedily return on your own heads what you have done.

You dumbass, "Palaestina" is the Latin word for "Philistia".

 

[toastman]

Oh wait, you are reading the King James Bible, which is a translation of the original Bible

In the Original Bible, there is NO MENTION OF PALESTINE

 

[Rat in the Hat]

From those quotes, it looks like God didn't want "Palestine" around.

Therefore, Jesus is a Zionist.

Thanks for proving the point.

Hey idiot, how could Jesus have been a Zionist if Zionism was created 2,000 years after he was nailed to the wood?

Let's look at those quotes again, Corky.

The people shall hear, and be afraid;
sorrow shall take hold of the inhabitants of*Palestina.

Rejoice not thou

thou whole*Palestina, art dissolved.

That's exactly what anti-Semites like you and the group at Sherri Inc say the Zionists want to do to "Palestine". So, if God (and by extension Jesus) wanted to do the same thing, that makes them Zionists.

 

[irosie91]

King James Bible (1611)

What have ye to do with me, O Tyre, and Sidon,
and all the coasts of*Palestine? (Joel 3:4a = 4:4a Heb)

The people shall hear, and be afraid;
sorrow shall take hold of the inhabitants of*Palestina. (Exod 15:14)

Rejoice not thou, whole*Palestina*... (Isa 14:29a)

Howl, O gate; cry, O city,
thou whole*Palestina, art dissolved. (Isa 14:31a)

From those quotes, it looks like God didn't want "Palestine" around.

Therefore, Jesus is a Zionist.

Thanks for proving the point.

Good point-----and there is more. Jesus was BORN in Bethlehem----because his
parents traveled to BETHLEHEM because they were of the TRIBE OF JUDAH---
and Herod wanted to do a census. David ---was KING OF ISRAEL---by
virtue of being of the TRIBE OF JUDAH----and he was born in Bethlehem ---
(all important details of the story) David DEFEATED THE "palestine" ARMY
BY KILLING GOLIATH----and drove them ----far away.........he was a zionist too---
just like his distant descendant-----or at least cousin many times removed via ---
great great great....grandpa JUDAH-------(also a zionist)

gee----- Jesus had ZONIST IN HIS GENES

 

[Bloodrock44]

King James Bible (1611)

What have ye to do with me, O Tyre, and Sidon,
and all the coasts of*Palestine? (Joel 3:4a = 4:4a Heb)

The people shall hear, and be afraid;
sorrow shall take hold of the inhabitants of*Palestina. (Exod 15:14)

Rejoice not thou, whole*Palestina*... (Isa 14:29a)

Howl, O gate; cry, O city,
thou whole*Palestina, art dissolved. (Isa 14:31a)

As the readers can easily see, the evil imp of Satan changed Phillistia to *Palestina to make us think Palestine is mentioned in the Bible. Phillistia was settled by sea people from the Aegean and were not Semites. How low will this hound of hell sink to spread her terrorist worshipping propaganda? So *Palestina is mentioned 4 times you imp of Satan? Tell us how many hundreds of times Israel is mentioned.

 

[Bloodrock44]

Zionists cannot seem able to comprehend English.

Comprehend this you imp of Satan. Paul mentions several times where he turned people over to Satan so they would learn not to blaspheme. Consider yourself turned over to Satan until you learn not to blaspheme and understand that Jesus is a Zionist.

 

[SherriMunnerlyn]

Liar!

king james bible (1611)

what have ye to do with me, o tyre, and sidon,
and all the coasts of*palestine? (joel 3:4a = 4:4a heb)

the people shall hear, and be afraid;
sorrow shall take hold of the inhabitants of*palestina. (exod 15:14)

rejoice not thou, whole*palestina*... (isa 14:29a)

howl, o gate; cry, o city,
thou whole*palestina, art dissolved. (isa 14:31a)

as the readers can easily see, the evil imp of satan changed phillistia to *palestina to make us think palestine is mentioned in the bible. Phillistia was settled by sea people from the aegean and were not semites. How low will this hound of hell sink to spread her terrorist worshipping propaganda? So *palestina is mentioned 4 times you imp of satan? Tell us how many hundreds of times israel is mentioned.

 

[SherriMunnerlyn]

That is the text of The Bible, Zionists, deal with it!

 

[Hossfly]

You didn't answer my question. Can you please explain your username, Victory67

Could be the slogan for an Arab country that won the '67 war.

I thought it was only Tinmore who thought Arab countries won the 67 war!

Every one of Tinmore's ilk are positive the Ayrabs won. They remember the victory parades.

 

[toastman]

That is the text of The Bible, Zionists, deal with it!

IN THE ORIGINAL CHRISTIAN BIBLE, THE WORD PALESTINE IS NEVER MENTIONED

Learn to deal with it, Nazi woman.


Sherri is a Liar, she is giving us verses from the KING JAMES BIBLE, which is not the original Christian Bible !

 

[SherriMunnerlyn]

You deny Jesus words in John 3, you show Satan is your master, you evil Satanic Zionist!

Salvation comes only from belief in Jesus, it does not come from belief in Israel or Zionism.

Zionists cannot seem able to comprehend English.

Comprehend this you imp of Satan. Paul mentions several times where he turned people over to Satan so they would learn not to blaspheme. Consider yourself turned over to Satan until you learn not to blaspheme and understand that Jesus is a Zionist.

 

[SherriMunnerlyn]

Liar!

that is the text of the bible, zionists, deal with it!

in the original christian bible, the word palestine is never mentioned

learn to deal with it, nazi woman.


Sherri is a liar, she is giving us verses from the king james bible, which is not the original christian bible !

 

[toastman]

Liar!

that is the text of the bible, zionists, deal with it!

in the original christian bible, the word palestine is never mentioned

learn to deal with it, nazi woman.


Sherri is a liar, she is giving us verses from the king james bible, which is not the original christian bible !

What exactly did I lie about ?

 

[SherriMunnerlyn]

Palestine derived from the word Philistine, this seems a fact Zionists cannot understand.

And by the time of Herodotus; over 2460 years ago Palestine referred to land that included what is today Israel and the Occupied Palestinian Terrritories.

While Philistines at one time occupied a narrow coastal region of land, by the time of Herodotus, Palestine had come to describe a much larger mass of land that included what is today Israel and the Occupied Palestinian Territories.

Liar, it says Philistia, not Palestine

Joel 3:4 "Now what have you against me, Tyre and Sidon and all you regions of Philistia? Are you repaying me for something I have done? If you are paying me back, I will swiftly and speedily return on your own heads what you have done.

You dumbass, "Palaestina" is the Latin word for "Philistia".

 

[SherriMunnerlyn]

Watch "Palestine Before Israel - Maps" on YouTube

Liar!

in the original christian bible, the word palestine is never mentioned

learn to deal with it, nazi woman.


Sherri is a liar, she is giving us verses from the king james bible, which is not the original christian bible !

What exactly did I lie about ?

 

[toastman]

Liar, it says Philistia, not Palestine

Joel 3:4 "Now what have you against me, Tyre and Sidon and all you regions of Philistia? Are you repaying me for something I have done? If you are paying me back, I will swiftly and speedily return on your own heads what you have done.

You dumbass, "Palaestina" is the Latin word for "Philistia".

Philistia was an area where people called the Philistine lived, you dumbass

Philistia (Hebrew: פלשת*, "Pleshet") was a Pentapolis in south-western Levant, established by migrant tribes (possibly the Sea Peoples), called the Philistines

PHILITINE IS NOT THE SAME THING AS PALESTINE

PHILISTIA IS NOT THE SAME THING AS PALESTINE

PHILISTINES WERE NOT ARABS