Barb
Carpe Scrotum
popped you RIGHT up, and you never got over the excitement, eh? Shame you didn't have anyone to talk over the dichotomy with. Arrested development is a difficult thing, but with the proper guidance, even a meat-head like you could get past this.
It's a shame that a knuckle-dragging inbred like yourself won't take advantage of one of the many free healthcare/psychological benefits packages offered through various local agencies. If you need a referral, start at an AA meeting. You'll find plenty of like-minded individuals there.
Good luck.
Un poco perra