I miss the strip bars of the mid to late 80's

[Remodeling Maidiac]

There's nothing wrong with paying for a piece of ass...

That's what I tell all my clients.

Lol

I don't want a piece. I want to squeeze the whole thing...

Your drunk ass would miss and hit the wrong hole.

And?

 

[Wyatt earp]

I MARRIED a girl that I met in a topless joint. She was a dancer there. It was the Seven Seas in Tampa on Kennedy Street. She quit after we got married, but I spent lots of time in there, even helped bartend some.

You guys still married?

I hope he is. I met some really cool girls back in the day.

I never remarried after we divorced. I'd had enough of marriage. I have a girlfriend now that I can tell to GO HOME after we spend time together...

I miss BOTH my ex wives. For different reasons but when YOU (me) fuck up, you know it

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

Tell me about it just became friends again with an old smoking hot girlfriend when I was in high school, then she weighed like 80 lbs , today like 400 lbs.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I MARRIED a girl that I met in a topless joint. She was a dancer there. It was the Seven Seas in Tampa on Kennedy Street. She quit after we got married, but I spent lots of time in there, even helped bartend some.

You guys still married?

I hope he is. I met some really cool girls back in the day.

I never remarried after we divorced. I'd had enough of marriage. I have a girlfriend now that I can tell to GO HOME after we spend time together...

I miss BOTH my ex wives. For different reasons but when YOU (me) fuck up, you know it

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

My first ex gained weight but I don' care. My problem with her was the ridiculous Christian bs.
I know that sounds nuts coming from someone like me but it isn't. She took the religious football and ran with it.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

You guys still married?

I hope he is. I met some really cool girls back in the day.

I never remarried after we divorced. I'd had enough of marriage. I have a girlfriend now that I can tell to GO HOME after we spend time together...

I miss BOTH my ex wives. For different reasons but when YOU (me) fuck up, you know it

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

Tell me about just became friends again with an old smoking hot girlfriend when I was in high school, then she weighed like 80 lbs , today like 400 lbs.

Purple Rain....

 

[007]

You guys still married?

I hope he is. I met some really cool girls back in the day.

I never remarried after we divorced. I'd had enough of marriage. I have a girlfriend now that I can tell to GO HOME after we spend time together...

I miss BOTH my ex wives. For different reasons but when YOU (me) fuck up, you know it

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

Tell me about it just became friends again with an old smoking hot girlfriend when I was in high school, then she weighed like 80 lbs , today like 400 lbs.

I wouldn't doubt my ex is close to that. She started gaining weight right after she quit dancing and we had go arounds about it. I even took her to the base gym at MacDill AFB with me and worked out with her, kept on a diet with her, she did OK. But I had no idea. I just got in touch with her and her brother on facebook a couple years ago and saw pictures of her. If I hadn't known it was her I was looking at, I wouldn't have even recognized her. She just BLEW UP.

 

[007]

You guys still married?

I hope he is. I met some really cool girls back in the day.

I never remarried after we divorced. I'd had enough of marriage. I have a girlfriend now that I can tell to GO HOME after we spend time together...

I miss BOTH my ex wives. For different reasons but when YOU (me) fuck up, you know it

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

My first ex gained weight but I don' care. My problem with her was the ridiculous Christian bs.
I know that sounds nuts coming from someone like me but it isn't. She took the religious football and ran with it.

I don't want to say who, but I have a "relative" also that's recently turned into a SUPER CHRISTIAN, and I mean flat out gone WHACK JOB over it. I'm a Christian myself but DAMN... there is a point where you're just a fuckin' ZEALOT, and it ain't good. It's ruined our relationship. I don't need a SERMON every time I freakin' TALK about something. It gets old REAL FAST.

 

[Wyatt earp]

I hope he is. I met some really cool girls back in the day.

I never remarried after we divorced. I'd had enough of marriage. I have a girlfriend now that I can tell to GO HOME after we spend time together...

I miss BOTH my ex wives. For different reasons but when YOU (me) fuck up, you know it

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

Tell me about it just became friends again with an old smoking hot girlfriend when I was in high school, then she weighed like 80 lbs , today like 400 lbs.

I wouldn't doubt my ex is close to that. She started gaining weight right after she quit dancing and we had go arounds about it. I even took her to the base gym at MacDill AFB with me and worked out with her, kept on a diet with her, she did OK. But I had no idea. I just got in touch with her and her brother on facebook a couple years ago and saw pictures of her. If I hadn't known it was her I was looking at, I wouldn't have even recognized her. She just BLEW UP.

This girl says she has a thyroid problem or something, she still is the same personality wise though, sweet as can be ..


I don't know what the heck is wrong with all my old girl "friends" from high school damn they all got fat , old and ugly...lol


Only a few of them didn't change much.

 

[Wyatt earp]

I hope he is. I met some really cool girls back in the day.

I never remarried after we divorced. I'd had enough of marriage. I have a girlfriend now that I can tell to GO HOME after we spend time together...

I miss BOTH my ex wives. For different reasons but when YOU (me) fuck up, you know it

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

My first ex gained weight but I don' care. My problem with her was the ridiculous Christian bs.
I know that sounds nuts coming from someone like me but it isn't. She took the religious football and ran with it.

I don't want to say who, but I have a "relative" also that's recently turned into a SUPER CHRISTIAN, and I mean flat out gone WHACK JOB over it. I'm a Christian myself but DAMN... there is a point where you're just a fuckin' ZEALOT, and it ain't good. It's ruined our relationship. I don't need a SERMON every time I freakin' TALK about something. It gets old REAL FAST.

It's like when my old room mate got in a car crash that almost killed him (he was drunk) he became one of these AA missionary's or some crap always going into bars preaching about the dangers of alchol.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I never remarried after we divorced. I'd had enough of marriage. I have a girlfriend now that I can tell to GO HOME after we spend time together...

I miss BOTH my ex wives. For different reasons but when YOU (me) fuck up, you know it

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

Tell me about it just became friends again with an old smoking hot girlfriend when I was in high school, then she weighed like 80 lbs , today like 400 lbs.

I wouldn't doubt my ex is close to that. She started gaining weight right after she quit dancing and we had go arounds about it. I even took her to the base gym at MacDill AFB with me and worked out with her, kept on a diet with her, she did OK. But I had no idea. I just got in touch with her and her brother on facebook a couple years ago and saw pictures of her. If I hadn't known it was her I was looking at, I wouldn't have even recognized her. She just BLEW UP.

This girl says she has a thyroid problem or something, she still is the same personality wise though, sweet as can be ..


I don't know what the heck is wrong with all my old girl "friends" from high school damn they all got fat , old and ugly...lol


Only a few of them didn't change much.

You have to grow up man. Personality and all that other interpersonal shit is king.

For me? Nope, I'm still a dick that wants the hot booty.
I' guessing that will change rapidly as I'm turning 50. If not, fuck it. Bring on the 30 year old hotties

 

[Ronin2016]

Damn I miss strip bars! Since my first one in PA back in the 80's, I've been to the lowliest TJ shithole to the most spectacular Hawaiian place (early 90's), places in Europe with nothing but the hottest Russian goddesses, South American beauties, and some of the best that Asia has to offer.

Funny thing is, I wouldn't trade any of the fun that I had running around the globe for my current wife. (and I'm not just saying that because she is standing right behind me)

 

[Ronin2016]

I miss BOTH my ex wives. For different reasons but when YOU (me) fuck up, you know it

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

Tell me about it just became friends again with an old smoking hot girlfriend when I was in high school, then she weighed like 80 lbs , today like 400 lbs.

I wouldn't doubt my ex is close to that. She started gaining weight right after she quit dancing and we had go arounds about it. I even took her to the base gym at MacDill AFB with me and worked out with her, kept on a diet with her, she did OK. But I had no idea. I just got in touch with her and her brother on facebook a couple years ago and saw pictures of her. If I hadn't known it was her I was looking at, I wouldn't have even recognized her. She just BLEW UP.

This girl says she has a thyroid problem or something, she still is the same personality wise though, sweet as can be ..


I don't know what the heck is wrong with all my old girl "friends" from high school damn they all got fat , old and ugly...lol


Only a few of them didn't change much.

You have to grow up man. Personality and all that other interpersonal shit is king.

For me? Nope, I'm still a dick that wants the hot booty.
I' guessing that will change rapidly as I'm turning 50. If not, fuck it. Bring on the 30 year old hotties

Plenty of 40 year old hotties now too...

 

[007]

I miss BOTH my ex wives. For different reasons but when YOU (me) fuck up, you know it

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

Tell me about it just became friends again with an old smoking hot girlfriend when I was in high school, then she weighed like 80 lbs , today like 400 lbs.

I wouldn't doubt my ex is close to that. She started gaining weight right after she quit dancing and we had go arounds about it. I even took her to the base gym at MacDill AFB with me and worked out with her, kept on a diet with her, she did OK. But I had no idea. I just got in touch with her and her brother on facebook a couple years ago and saw pictures of her. If I hadn't known it was her I was looking at, I wouldn't have even recognized her. She just BLEW UP.

This girl says she has a thyroid problem or something, she still is the same personality wise though, sweet as can be ..


I don't know what the heck is wrong with all my old girl "friends" from high school damn they all got fat , old and ugly...lol


Only a few of them didn't change much.

You have to grow up man. Personality and all that other interpersonal shit is king.

For me? Nope, I'm still a dick that wants the hot booty.
I' guessing that will change rapidly as I'm turning 50. If not, fuck it. Bring on the 30 year old hotties

Damn straight. Show me a man that doesn't want a young hot body babe and I'll call him a liar. He's either a homo or got one foot in the grave, and I don't give a damn how old he is either. We all like the hot young babes, it's nature. Who wants to have sex with someone that looks like your grandmother?

The women are the same, they like the young hard body guys.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Outside of my two amazing daughter' and grandkids this is all I thrive on at this point....



I love music, painting & ancient history.

My mother died two months ago and I was unphased. The woman gave me up to the state at 7 years old.
I felt bad for my father because I know what a bitch she was. He essentially wrote off me and my younger brother at her behest. I fucking hated her for what she did to me. My life was not what it should have been but my dad was too much of a coward to stand up for me and my brother.

My childhood sucked

 

[007]

I never remarried after we divorced. I'd had enough of marriage. I have a girlfriend now that I can tell to GO HOME after we spend time together...

I miss BOTH my ex wives. For different reasons but when YOU (me) fuck up, you know it

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

Tell me about it just became friends again with an old smoking hot girlfriend when I was in high school, then she weighed like 80 lbs , today like 400 lbs.

I wouldn't doubt my ex is close to that. She started gaining weight right after she quit dancing and we had go arounds about it. I even took her to the base gym at MacDill AFB with me and worked out with her, kept on a diet with her, she did OK. But I had no idea. I just got in touch with her and her brother on facebook a couple years ago and saw pictures of her. If I hadn't known it was her I was looking at, I wouldn't have even recognized her. She just BLEW UP.

This girl says she has a thyroid problem or something, she still is the same personality wise though, sweet as can be ..


I don't know what the heck is wrong with all my old girl "friends" from high school damn they all got fat , old and ugly...lol


Only a few of them didn't change much.

Yeah I've heard that thyroid excuse too, but the simple fact remains, if you eat more calories than your body burns, you will get fat. If you eat LESS calories than your body burns, you will LOSE weight. Simple biological fact.

 

[007]

I actually miss my last wife too, the way she USED to be. She was a smokin' hot red head. But she's looks like a WHALE now... sad.

Tell me about it just became friends again with an old smoking hot girlfriend when I was in high school, then she weighed like 80 lbs , today like 400 lbs.

I wouldn't doubt my ex is close to that. She started gaining weight right after she quit dancing and we had go arounds about it. I even took her to the base gym at MacDill AFB with me and worked out with her, kept on a diet with her, she did OK. But I had no idea. I just got in touch with her and her brother on facebook a couple years ago and saw pictures of her. If I hadn't known it was her I was looking at, I wouldn't have even recognized her. She just BLEW UP.

This girl says she has a thyroid problem or something, she still is the same personality wise though, sweet as can be ..


I don't know what the heck is wrong with all my old girl "friends" from high school damn they all got fat , old and ugly...lol


Only a few of them didn't change much.

You have to grow up man. Personality and all that other interpersonal shit is king.

For me? Nope, I'm still a dick that wants the hot booty.
I' guessing that will change rapidly as I'm turning 50. If not, fuck it. Bring on the 30 year old hotties

Plenty of 40 year old hotties now too...

There certainly is. There's plenty of fantastic looking 40+ women. They take care of themselves, period. They don't shovel food that they don't need in their pie hole. Problem is most of them are happily married. They know their hot bod got them a wealthy dude and they don't want to do anything to jeopardize their cushy life.

 

[007]

Outside of my two amazing daughter' and grandkids this is all I thrive on at this point....



I love music, painting & ancient history.

My mother died two months ago and I was unphased. The woman gave me up to the state at 7 years old.
I felt bad for my father because I know what a bitch she was. He essentially wrote off me and my younger brother at her behest. I fucking hated her for what she did to me. My life was not what it should have been but my dad was too much of a coward to stand up for me and my brother.

My childhood sucked

Well fuck man.... sorry to hear that. I guess that would make just about anyone bitter... would me.

 

[007]

Outside of my two amazing daughter' and grandkids this is all I thrive on at this point....



I love music, painting & ancient history.

My mother died two months ago and I was unphased. The woman gave me up to the state at 7 years old.
I felt bad for my father because I know what a bitch she was. He essentially wrote off me and my younger brother at her behest. I fucking hated her for what she did to me. My life was not what it should have been but my dad was too much of a coward to stand up for me and my brother.

My childhood sucked

I love music myself. Can't live without my Spotify Premium. Great stuff... you should check it out.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Outside of my two amazing daughter' and grandkids this is all I thrive on at this point....



I love music, painting & ancient history.

My mother died two months ago and I was unphased. The woman gave me up to the state at 7 years old.
I felt bad for my father because I know what a bitch she was. He essentially wrote off me and my younger brother at her behest. I fucking hated her for what she did to me. My life was not what it should have been but my dad was too much of a coward to stand up for me and my brother.

My childhood sucked

Well fuck man.... sorry to hear that. I guess that would make just about anyone bitter... would me.

It fucked me up. In juvenile prison by 14. Doing drive by shootings and armed robberies by 15. My life went to shit. That bitch played a big role.
What she didn't play a role in was me getting my shit together.

I'm still rough around the edges. People like Jillian ride my ass for my loser history but that history is what gave me the direction in my life today.
There are assholes on here that are far better off than me BUT I am proud of myself. When my time comes I might be remembered as the dick that trolled USMB but the man who would do anything for his kuds/grandkids and the man who loved his family.
Something my mother never understood. On her dying bed she never called. Clearly felt nothing but shame because of me.

Getting very emotional and angry so I should probably goto bed

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Outside of my two amazing daughter' and grandkids this is all I thrive on at this point....



I love music, painting & ancient history.

My mother died two months ago and I was unphased. The woman gave me up to the state at 7 years old.
I felt bad for my father because I know what a bitch she was. He essentially wrote off me and my younger brother at her behest. I fucking hated her for what she did to me. My life was not what it should have been but my dad was too much of a coward to stand up for me and my brother.

My childhood sucked

I love music myself. Can't live without my Spotify Premium. Great stuff... you should check it out.

"Hey Google play....."

That's all it takes in my house. No spotify or anything. Pretty cool. "Hey Google, turn it down to 69 degrees".... easy life

 

[007]

Outside of my two amazing daughter' and grandkids this is all I thrive on at this point....



I love music, painting & ancient history.

My mother died two months ago and I was unphased. The woman gave me up to the state at 7 years old.
I felt bad for my father because I know what a bitch she was. He essentially wrote off me and my younger brother at her behest. I fucking hated her for what she did to me. My life was not what it should have been but my dad was too much of a coward to stand up for me and my brother.

My childhood sucked

I love music myself. Can't live without my Spotify Premium. Great stuff... you should check it out.

"Hey Google play....."

That's all it takes in my house. No spotify or anything. Pretty cool. "Hey Google, turn it down to 69 degrees".... easy life

So you got one of those deals that listens to your every word. I can't do that, man, even though I live by myself. I might say something talking myself that could get me in trouble...

I have a ton of money tied up in my home theater, and I jam the tunes every day. I like the Spotify Premium because it has high definition streaming. I'm very picky about the way it sounds, thus why I've spent ridiculous amounts of money on my system. The other thing is, every Monday it picks songs tailored to what you listen to, so the longer you have it and the more you like and dislike tunes, it gets to know exactly what you want to hear, and if it wasn't for that, I wouldn't know a fraction of the great music I do now because I'd have never known. I do enjoy listening to music I've never heard before. It's only $10 a month. I can scratch that together.