Iowa Caucus Thread

[justoffal]

And all those morons are claiming victory.
What a fucking joke.
4 more years of the peaches in chief

They all get participation trophies.
Jo

 

[NightFox]

Why did Bloomberg refuse to participate in the Iowa caucus? It's almost like he knew what was going to happen.

Because his strategy was focusing on "Super-Tuesday" contests and not getting bogged down in low delegate count, high time requirement early contests.

 

[Nostra]

Democrats make the Keystone Kops look organized.

Results for Iowa caucuses delayed as state Democratic Party finds 'inconsistencies'

"The app is the issue, and the hotline is smoked," said Joe Galasso, a volunteer in charge of new registrations for Waukee Precinct 2, in Dallas County. A source familiar with the process said the backup phone line was "a disaster."

Another source was more blunt: "The app is f---ing up," said a senior aide to one of the campaigns, who asked not to be identified. "Can't trust the numbers coming in."


Testing something to see if it works is beyond their IQ.

And they want us to let them run our healthcare.

 

[depotoo]

Look at this coin toss to come up with a winner in one precinct. Lol
Anthony Zurcher on Twitter
video at link

Watch how he seems to twist the coin around after the toss. Lol

 

[JoeMoma]

I am having flashbacks to the roll out of the Obamacare exchange website.

 

[theHawk]

It’s a test run for the general election.
They’ll claim there are “miscounts” and “irregularities” and demand a do-over.

 

[JGalt]

 

[JustAGuy1]

You guys better be concerned about bernie....his bernie bros try to murder people who get in their way....

Wow, man... then why are you bitching about Bloomberg, then? He's just a Wall Street Guy who doesn't want to share his streets with gun nuts.

Or Big Gulps, Breast Feeding and too musch Salt.

 

[jwoodie]

Everything the Dems do is choreographed. We will have to see whether this "fiasco" was designed to aid Bloomberg or just steal airtime from Trump's speech tonight. Or both.

 

[Nostra]

What you mean is Bloomberg does not want little people to have protection from violent criminals that he has

He has guards with firearms around him 24/7/365

Again, gun in the home is 43 times more likely to kill a family member than a bad guy.

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

I appreciate your concern for my safety but that stat is misleading

ask this family if guns in the home are a bad thing:

That’s why I use 9mm hollow points. They’re not leaving the house in this life.

That woman had a .38 Special which got the job done

but she did shoot the obama voter 5 times before he saw things her way

So I prefer a 12 gage shotgun if possible

A 12 gage shotgun with high velocity 00 buckshot can go through 21 panels of sheet rock. Low velocity 19 panels. Make sure you don't kill everybody in your house.

You are full of shit. Let's see a link showing buckshot going thru 21 panels of sheet rock. Flash

 

[Slade3200]

Democrats make the Keystone Kops look organized.

Results for Iowa caucuses delayed as state Democratic Party finds 'inconsistencies'

"The app is the issue, and the hotline is smoked," said Joe Galasso, a volunteer in charge of new registrations for Waukee Precinct 2, in Dallas County. A source familiar with the process said the backup phone line was "a disaster."

Another source was more blunt: "The app is f---ing up," said a senior aide to one of the campaigns, who asked not to be identified. "Can't trust the numbers coming in."


Testing something to see if it works is beyond their IQ.

Testing on a small scale is always different than a full scale launch that handles thousands of simultaneous users. Shit happens. They are sorting it out. No need to have a hissy fit

 

[easyt65]

Iowa blames app for caucus delay, says
results to be released 'as soon as possible today'
-- Iowa blames app for caucus delay, says results to be released 'as soon as possible today'

Campaigns fume about being left in
the dark after Iowa results delayed
-- Campaigns fume about being left in the dark after Iowa results delayed


The WH Counsel predicted this in their Impeachment defense, pointing out how the Democrats are not just trying to steal 1 election but 2...

Now WHY would the DNC want to delay the results of the Iowa Caucus?

Who would benefit from holding onto the results for a few days?

What could possibly be going on in the background with these results?

What are the chances that the candidate who benefitted from Bernie's 2016 screwing, who just recently publicly declared 'no one likes Bernie', is connected to the company called 'SHADOW' responsible for the delay?

Have no fear - the same DNC that admitted to rigging their 2016 Primary is in control.

This is NOT a conspiracy thread. Nothing illegal has gone on. There is LITERALLY nothing to see here, folks.....and that is the frustrating part for the candidates, their campaigns, and their supporters.

The Iowa Caucus was a disaster......

Next stop...New Hampshire.

 

[boedicca]

It's not nice to feel schadenfreude, but I just can't help it. Karma is such a humorous bee-yatch.

 

[xband]

Democrats screw everything and anything up.

 

[Nostra]

That’s not rigging! That’s redistribution!

Vote inequality is unfair!

 

[Maxdeath]

Got to hand it to the Dems not only have they proven once again they can't handle things but they have a better chance of making the outcome what they want.

 

[westwall]

It seems multiple campaigns are insinuating that shenanigans were afoot.

How typical of the progressive left.

Trouble with arithmetic?

Problems counting all the deceased voters?

Struggling to interpret how all the illegals speaking foreign languages voted?

Or just trying to screw the Bern?

Hey, the dead vote is an important demographic!

 

[depotoo]

Maybe it’s the ongoing coin tosses... lol
Anthony Zurcher on Twitter
Seriously.

 

[Snouter]

mascale, did you graduate high school with honors? You seem retarded. Also, do you think the Bible contains rules you should live by today? Recall Yahweh demanded murdering people for really stupid shit and his son Jesus demand his followers cut their balls off.

 

[blastoff]

Excuse me! Excuse me! Has anyone seen my old friend Chad anywhere?