Jesus WILL be voting Conservative This Election

Jesus seeks to raise minimum wage

"You shall not oppress a hired servant who is poor and needy, whether he is one of your countrymen or one of your aliens who is in your land in your towns. "You shall give him his wages on his day before the sun sets, for he is poor and sets his heart on it; so that he will not cry against you to the LORD and it become sin in you. -

See more at: 68 Bible verses about Poverty Attitudes Towards
 
Jesus replied, "If you want to be perfect, go sell everything you own! Give the money to the poor, and you will have riches in heaven. Then come and be my follower." When the young man heard this, he was sad, because he was very rich.
 
Jesus replied, "If you want to be perfect, go sell everything you own! Give the money to the poor, and you will have riches in heaven. Then come and be my follower." When the young man heard this, he was sad, because he was very rich.
What Jesus is saying there doesn't sound anything like a right wing conservative but it does sound exactly like a lefty.....yep.
 
Well, if Jesus is going to vote, he will have to register, and he will have to prove residency is some particular district. Better give him a head's up on that.....

Oh, and in many Red states, he will have to show a photo ID. if all he has is a birth certificate from the Middle East, he will probably be considered an illegal alien at best, or a terrorist, at worst.
Is he a US citizen, born or naturalized?
 
Jesus was born homeless his father a union carpenter...he hangs out with a tax collector and with a woman of the streets ...he sees the financiers [money changers] at the temple and he attacks them with a whip ....Jesus comes back and he is going to lay that cat o nine tails on you all's conservative ass....

Founding Father John Adams stated emphatically that, “The Government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.”


Where does Jesus tell you to look to the State to carry out his good works? You Alinsky's like to cherry pick the teachings of Jesus as justification for looking to the State to carry out the work of Christ. Jesus says nothing of the sort.
Just render to Ceasar and STFU wing nut ...

Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's
 
Jesus was born homeless his father a union carpenter...he hangs out with a tax collector and with a woman of the streets ...he sees the financiers [money changers] at the temple and he attacks them with a whip ....Jesus comes back and he is going to lay that cat o nine tails on you all's conservative ass....

Founding Father John Adams stated emphatically that, “The Government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.”


Where does Jesus tell you to look to the State to carry out his good works? You Alinsky's like to cherry pick the teachings of Jesus as justification for looking to the State to carry out the work of Christ. Jesus says nothing of the sort.
Just render to Ceasar and STFU wing nut ...

Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's

Clearly, there are things that are Caesar's and things that are God's......all does not go to Caesar. This statement alone shows Jesus believed in limited government. If you Alinksy's are going to quote the Bible, you can't be cherry picking. This is not NBC News.
 
Bible, you can't be cherry picking. This is not NBC News.
Cherry pick this
James 2:2-4
For if a man comes into your assembly with a gold ring and dressed in fine clothes, and there also comes in a poor man in dirty clothes, and you pay special attention to the one who is wearing the fine clothes, and say, "You sit here in a good place," and you say to the poor man, "You stand over there, or sit down by my footstool," have you not made distinctions among yourselves, and become judges with evil motives? -

and cherry pick this
Psalms 82:3-4


Vindicate the weak and fatherless; Do justice to the afflicted and destitute. Rescue the weak and needy; Deliver them out of the hand of the wicked.

- See more at: 68 Bible verses about Poverty Attitudes Towards
 
Clearly, there are things that are Caesar's and things that are God's......all does not go to Caesar.

No the statement recognizes that the Government has claims called taxes and he says to work with the Caesar with that in mind . In this case the Government was a Government created by an occupying force the Romans yet says to work with the Imperialist...
 
Jesus was born homeless his father a union carpenter...he hangs out with a tax collector and with a woman of the streets ...he sees the financiers [money changers] at the temple and he attacks them with a whip ....Jesus comes back and he is going to lay that cat o nine tails on you all's conservative ass....

Founding Father John Adams stated emphatically that, “The Government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.”


Where does Jesus tell you to look to the State to carry out his good works? You Alinsky's like to cherry pick the teachings of Jesus as justification for looking to the State to carry out the work of Christ. Jesus says nothing of the sort.
Just render to Ceasar and STFU wing nut ...

Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's

Clearly, there are things that are Caesar's and things that are God's......all does not go to Caesar. This statement alone shows Jesus believed in limited government. If you Alinksy's are going to quote the Bible, you can't be cherry picking. This is not NBC News.
You think that Caesar's "government" was limited??

:lmao:

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Proverbs 31:8-9:

Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves, for the rights of all who are destitute. Speak up and judge fairly; defend the rights of the poor and needy.
 
Bible, you can't be cherry picking. This is not NBC News.
Cherry pick this
James 2:2-4
For if a man comes into your assembly with a gold ring and dressed in fine clothes, and there also comes in a poor man in dirty clothes, and you pay special attention to the one who is wearing the fine clothes, and say, "You sit here in a good place," and you say to the poor man, "You stand over there, or sit down by my footstool," have you not made distinctions among yourselves, and become judges with evil motives? -

and cherry pick this
Psalms 82:3-4


Vindicate the weak and fatherless; Do justice to the afflicted and destitute. Rescue the weak and needy; Deliver them out of the hand of the wicked.

- See more at: 68 Bible verses about Poverty Attitudes Towards


Vindicate the Weak..... Don't use their plight to take from thy neighbor and live large on the lamb. How corrupt are the wicked who scream for more money for the poor in the name of The State while using Jesus only to take money off the top and live large while paying off cronies and bureaucrats? That is corrupt and wicked.
 
Jesus was born homeless his father a union carpenter...he hangs out with a tax collector and with a woman of the streets ...he sees the financiers [money changers] at the temple and he attacks them with a whip ....Jesus comes back and he is going to lay that cat o nine tails on you all's conservative ass....

Founding Father John Adams stated emphatically that, “The Government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.”


Where does Jesus tell you to look to the State to carry out his good works? You Alinsky's like to cherry pick the teachings of Jesus as justification for looking to the State to carry out the work of Christ. Jesus says nothing of the sort.
Just render to Ceasar and STFU wing nut ...

Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's

Clearly, there are things that are Caesar's and things that are God's......all does not go to Caesar. This statement alone shows Jesus believed in limited government. If you Alinksy's are going to quote the Bible, you can't be cherry picking. This is not NBC News.
You think that Caesar's "government" was limited??

:lmao:

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Compared to God's, Yes.
 
Bible, you can't be cherry picking. This is not NBC News.
Cherry pick this
James 2:2-4
For if a man comes into your assembly with a gold ring and dressed in fine clothes, and there also comes in a poor man in dirty clothes, and you pay special attention to the one who is wearing the fine clothes, and say, "You sit here in a good place," and you say to the poor man, "You stand over there, or sit down by my footstool," have you not made distinctions among yourselves, and become judges with evil motives? -

and cherry pick this
Psalms 82:3-4


Vindicate the weak and fatherless; Do justice to the afflicted and destitute. Rescue the weak and needy; Deliver them out of the hand of the wicked.

- See more at: 68 Bible verses about Poverty Attitudes Towards


Vindicate the Weak..... Don't use their plight to take from thy neighbor and live large on the lamb. How corrupt are the wicked who scream for more money for the poor in the name of The State while using Jesus only to take money off the top and live large while paying off cronies and bureaucrats? That is corrupt and wicked.


And then Righties scratch their heads in total bewilderment when they they get a pasting in the national presidential election...
 
Where does Jesus tell you to look to the State to carry out his good works? You Alinsky's like to cherry pick the teachings of Jesus as justification for looking to the State to carry out the work of Christ. Jesus says nothing of the sort.
Just render to Ceasar and STFU wing nut ...

Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's

Clearly, there are things that are Caesar's and things that are God's......all does not go to Caesar. This statement alone shows Jesus believed in limited government. If you Alinksy's are going to quote the Bible, you can't be cherry picking. This is not NBC News.
You think that Caesar's "government" was limited??

:lmao:

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Compared to God's, Yes.


Nice dodge!!! 2.6 points for creativity, 3.7 points for execution, -4.9 points for being a dunderhead about it.
 
While Pontius Pilate was sitting on the judgment seat, his wife sent to him, saying, “Have nothing to do with that just Man, for I have suffered many things today in a dream because of Him.”

But the chief priests and elders persuaded the multitudes that they should ask for Barabbas and destroy Jesus. The governor answered and said to them, “Which of the two do you want me to release to you?”

They said, “Barabbas!”

Pilate said to them, “What then shall I do with Jesus who is called Christ?”

They all said to him, “Let Him be crucified!”

Then the governor said, “Why, what evil has He done?”

But they cried out all the more, saying, “He has healed the sick for free! Crucify Him!”
 
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Red Jesus: I know what torture is, and waterboarding is not torture.
 

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