g5000
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- Nov 26, 2011
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Under a Bernie Administration...You poor dumb rubes. You been filling up with regular ObamaGas when MessiahGas is just two cents extra.
At these low prices, MessiahGas is now two dollars and seventy-five cents lower than BushGas was at its peak.
I can now drive my car on the sea! During a storm!
I wonder how much BernieGas would cost? Or TrumpGas?
DRIVER: Fill it up with regular, please.
ATTENDANT: You're going to have to prove to me you NEED a full tank of gas. I also need to see your permit exempting you from owning a hybrid.
Under a Trump Administration...
DRIVER: Fill it up with regular, please.
ATTENDANT: Hold on. The other drivers have voted you off the highway.