OriginalShroom
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The Liberal to English Dictionary..
Compassion: Feeling good about yourself for wanting to give away money you didnt earn to people you hope will vote for your side.
Conscience of the Senate: KKK member.
Flag: Something to be burned and walked on at protests or alternately, waved close to election time.
Greed: Wanting to keep money youve earned instead of having it spent on Bridges to Nowhere and government loans to people whove contributed to Obamas campaign.
Guns: Vicious weapons that force people to kill each other.
Hes in the pocket of big oil: He was once seen filling up the tank of his car with gas.
Jesus: Someone who shouldnt ever be brought up in schools, other government buildings, or politics in general unless youre claiming he was really a liberal whod be in favor of gay marriage and abortion.
Minorities: People who are too dumb and incompetent to make it without liberal help.
Morals: Things you should avoid having so you cant be accused of hypocrisy if you dont live up to your own standards.
No justice, no peace: Give us money and well find someone else to bother.
Our opponents refuse to compromise on this issue: The Republicans refuse to do everything we want.
Racism: A word you cry when youre losing an argument with a conservative.
Reality-based community: People who believe that Communism could work if the right people were in charge and that George W. Bush was behind 9/11 or the Jews, either/or.
Taxes: A limitless supply of free money to be given away to liberal special interests in return for votes.
Tolerance: Something that justifies going on hate-filled rants against people who dont share your view of the world.
That charge is outrageous: That charge is true, but its embarrassing that you brought it up in public.
Unfair attack: They quoted me.
USA: Ever heard the phrase The devil made me do it? Replace the devil with the USA and youll understand every bad thing that happens in the world.
Violent rhetoric: Words like crossfire, job killing, and crosshairs when used by non-liberals.
We must address the root causes of this problem: We must not do anything to effectively address this problem. Instead we must raise taxes and pour dump trucks worth of money into whatever unrelated issue we have decided is the cause of the problem.
Compassion: Feeling good about yourself for wanting to give away money you didnt earn to people you hope will vote for your side.
Conscience of the Senate: KKK member.
Flag: Something to be burned and walked on at protests or alternately, waved close to election time.
Greed: Wanting to keep money youve earned instead of having it spent on Bridges to Nowhere and government loans to people whove contributed to Obamas campaign.
Guns: Vicious weapons that force people to kill each other.
Hes in the pocket of big oil: He was once seen filling up the tank of his car with gas.
Jesus: Someone who shouldnt ever be brought up in schools, other government buildings, or politics in general unless youre claiming he was really a liberal whod be in favor of gay marriage and abortion.
Minorities: People who are too dumb and incompetent to make it without liberal help.
Morals: Things you should avoid having so you cant be accused of hypocrisy if you dont live up to your own standards.
No justice, no peace: Give us money and well find someone else to bother.
Our opponents refuse to compromise on this issue: The Republicans refuse to do everything we want.
Racism: A word you cry when youre losing an argument with a conservative.
Reality-based community: People who believe that Communism could work if the right people were in charge and that George W. Bush was behind 9/11 or the Jews, either/or.
Taxes: A limitless supply of free money to be given away to liberal special interests in return for votes.
Tolerance: Something that justifies going on hate-filled rants against people who dont share your view of the world.
That charge is outrageous: That charge is true, but its embarrassing that you brought it up in public.
Unfair attack: They quoted me.
USA: Ever heard the phrase The devil made me do it? Replace the devil with the USA and youll understand every bad thing that happens in the world.
Violent rhetoric: Words like crossfire, job killing, and crosshairs when used by non-liberals.
We must address the root causes of this problem: We must not do anything to effectively address this problem. Instead we must raise taxes and pour dump trucks worth of money into whatever unrelated issue we have decided is the cause of the problem.
