WelfareQueen
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This actually makes an interesting argument....and it happens to be funny as well. Check it out.
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This actually makes an interesting argument....and it happens to be funny as well. Check it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-zi25GgVE
emilynghiem CLUELESS said:"Clueless"
For once in eternity,
God didn't know what to do, although he was omniscient.
And knew it. Or thought so.
He wasn't sure. If he knew all things in heaven and hell,
which was a hell of a lot more than heaven alone,
he'd instantly know in advance how to respond in the future.
But he didn't. Nothing made sense anymore.
The chances of humans' outsmarting God were lower than a snowball's chance in hell, or
heaven and hell combined, whichever was worse. How could they set him up behind his back,
in front of his face? Only God could achieve the impossible, so this must be his will, since it
was clearly impossible. He was stunned. This made no sense, and he knew it.
Or thought he did. Aarrgghh!
Never mind, he assured himself, it's some trick of the Devil he allowed.
Then made himself forget, since he was omnipotent.
Only God could make himself forget that he forgot something, right?
Just forget it, he thought.
God tore through his files, searching. For deliberately random scribbles, or any clue why he
might plan to forget whatever plans he forgot. There must be some note reminding him, but
since he could not remember where he forgot he wrote it down, surely he planned all that!
How else could he set up humans to set him up, unless he set that up, too? This whole thing
smelled of a setup, right under his nose.
Finding no answers, he found himself lost.
For the first time in history, without beginning or end,
God was clueless. If his plan was to prove his omniscience,
now he knew how cluelessness felt.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have a clue!
He now knew what it meant not to know.
At least he knew that much.
Why anonymous Internet shadows troll people of strong, unflappable faiths who have no intentions of ever absconding those faiths would be my guess.
The One Thing God Doesn't Know is the answer to:
The One Thing God Doesn't Know?