This "preacher" is a preacher? LOL

TNHarley

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Ok, so there is the preacher at this big church a couple miles from my house. His hypocrisy is amusing and sickening. He has built that church from 100 something members to 600 in a couple years. Sounds amazing right? Let me give you a rundown:

1. My cousin used to be a VERY active member there, as was his family. One day they were talking about colors for some point.. He aske dthis girl what her favorite color was, she said yellow. He asked my cousin, my cousin also said yellow. He said" Is not a gay color"? All I could say was wow
2. My sons mothers mother used to go there. About the time he was born, they did this baby bible day(they call in all the new borns and give them their first bible).. He was doing a sermon after the bible thing. He was using a bike as a prop. A guy was sitting on the bike.. The "preacher" then took off the seat.. He said" How does that feel now?" The guy said" well, it is not too comfortable". The "preacher" then said, "I figured you woulda liked that" and there was applause! Meaning the rod that the seat attaches to was in his butt..Another gay joke.
3. There has been rumors going around that he was sleeping with my cousins wife. He never did believe it.. One day, someone saw the "preachers" car at my cousins house when the kids were gone to school.. There was 4 different occassions before my aunt drove by.. They never knew he was spotted there BTW. When my aunt drove by, she had honked the horn. The "preacher" and my cousins wife both started texting my cousin giving excuses as to why he was there. Weird they only do that when they know they got caught... Anyways, the "preachers" excuse was that he was there getting their yard sale stuff together(people from the church donate items for the church). The yard sale was 3 months away! On top of that, my cousin told him the Sunday before that he was going to bring everything the folowing Sunday.. He got caught there again before my cuz and his wife divorced.
4. The rumors started swirling around about them, and the "preacher" began to call my cuz and cuss him and threaten him. He called it "blasphamy" LOL
5. He LOVES to go gambling. One tim ehe got called out in church, sat there and LIED to the whole congregation and said he just went to the casino to eat at Paula Deens.. Umm no fool, my cousin was with you :)

There are a coupel more instances, but I am tired of writing lol

My point is, how can he be so popular and be such a fuckin hypocrite? I mean, the people still stick up for him, and tell people to come.. I just do not get it.. Fuckin blind sheep IMO
 
Ok, so there is the preacher at this big church a couple miles from my house. His hypocrisy is amusing and sickening. He has built that church from 100 something members to 600 in a couple years. Sounds amazing right? Let me give you a rundown:

1. My cousin used to be a VERY active member there, as was his family. One day they were talking about colors for some point.. He aske dthis girl what her favorite color was, she said yellow. He asked my cousin, my cousin also said yellow. He said" Is not a gay color"? All I could say was wow
2. My sons mothers mother used to go there. About the time he was born, they did this baby bible day(they call in all the new borns and give them their first bible).. He was doing a sermon after the bible thing. He was using a bike as a prop. A guy was sitting on the bike.. The "preacher" then took off the seat.. He said" How does that feel now?" The guy said" well, it is not too comfortable". The "preacher" then said, "I figured you woulda liked that" and there was applause! Meaning the rod that the seat attaches to was in his butt..Another gay joke.
3. There has been rumors going around that he was sleeping with my cousins wife. He never did believe it.. One day, someone saw the "preachers" car at my cousins house when the kids were gone to school.. There was 4 different occassions before my aunt drove by.. They never knew he was spotted there BTW. When my aunt drove by, she had honked the horn. The "preacher" and my cousins wife both started texting my cousin giving excuses as to why he was there. Weird they only do that when they know they got caught... Anyways, the "preachers" excuse was that he was there getting their yard sale stuff together(people from the church donate items for the church). The yard sale was 3 months away! On top of that, my cousin told him the Sunday before that he was going to bring everything the folowing Sunday.. He got caught there again before my cuz and his wife divorced.
4. The rumors started swirling around about them, and the "preacher" began to call my cuz and cuss him and threaten him. He called it "blasphamy" LOL
5. He LOVES to go gambling. One tim ehe got called out in church, sat there and LIED to the whole congregation and said he just went to the casino to eat at Paula Deens.. Umm no fool, my cousin was with you :)

There are a coupel more instances, but I am tired of writing lol

My point is, how can he be so popular and be such a fuckin hypocrite? I mean, the people still stick up for him, and tell people to come.. I just do not get it.. Fuckin blind sheep IMO

Sounds like more of a Cult of Personality. Doesn't that church rotate ministers every few years?
 
Ok, so there is the preacher at this big church a couple miles from my house. His hypocrisy is amusing and sickening. He has built that church from 100 something members to 600 in a couple years. Sounds amazing right? Let me give you a rundown:

1. My cousin used to be a VERY active member there, as was his family. One day they were talking about colors for some point.. He aske dthis girl what her favorite color was, she said yellow. He asked my cousin, my cousin also said yellow. He said" Is not a gay color"? All I could say was wow
2. My sons mothers mother used to go there. About the time he was born, they did this baby bible day(they call in all the new borns and give them their first bible).. He was doing a sermon after the bible thing. He was using a bike as a prop. A guy was sitting on the bike.. The "preacher" then took off the seat.. He said" How does that feel now?" The guy said" well, it is not too comfortable". The "preacher" then said, "I figured you woulda liked that" and there was applause! Meaning the rod that the seat attaches to was in his butt..Another gay joke.
3. There has been rumors going around that he was sleeping with my cousins wife. He never did believe it.. One day, someone saw the "preachers" car at my cousins house when the kids were gone to school.. There was 4 different occassions before my aunt drove by.. They never knew he was spotted there BTW. When my aunt drove by, she had honked the horn. The "preacher" and my cousins wife both started texting my cousin giving excuses as to why he was there. Weird they only do that when they know they got caught... Anyways, the "preachers" excuse was that he was there getting their yard sale stuff together(people from the church donate items for the church). The yard sale was 3 months away! On top of that, my cousin told him the Sunday before that he was going to bring everything the folowing Sunday.. He got caught there again before my cuz and his wife divorced.
4. The rumors started swirling around about them, and the "preacher" began to call my cuz and cuss him and threaten him. He called it "blasphamy" LOL
5. He LOVES to go gambling. One tim ehe got called out in church, sat there and LIED to the whole congregation and said he just went to the casino to eat at Paula Deens.. Umm no fool, my cousin was with you :)

There are a coupel more instances, but I am tired of writing lol

My point is, how can he be so popular and be such a fuckin hypocrite? I mean, the people still stick up for him, and tell people to come.. I just do not get it.. Fuckin blind sheep IMO

Sounds like more of a Cult of Personality. Doesn't that church rotate ministers every few years?

Cult, yes lol. They way they are blinded is freaky at best
I am really not sure.. If they do it might be getting time. He has been there for 2-4 I am guessing. Do not really know how long they usually rotate?
 
Nice work. But what have you solved with your investigative work?

You find a hypocrite or wolf in sheep's clothing. How does that deny the fact real sheep and real shepherd's do not still exist?

You want us to follow you blindly into the darkness? Sounds ridiculous.
 
Nice work. But what have you solved with your investigative work?

You find a hypocrite or wolf in sheep's clothing. How does that deny the fact real sheep and real shepherd's do not still exist?

You want us to follow you blindly into the darkness? Sounds ridiculous.

:cuckoo:
What the hell are you talking about?
 
Nice work. But what have you solved with your investigative work?

You find a hypocrite or wolf in sheep's clothing. How does that deny the fact real sheep and real shepherd's do not still exist?

You want us to follow you blindly into the darkness? Sounds ridiculous.

:cuckoo:
What the hell are you talking about?


Your excitable news is another step in trying to prove to us God is a myth. And by extension, you allegedly have a better way for us to live our lives.

I call your philosophies "darkness." And anyone who might listen to you based on flimsy reasoning is the real fool.
 
Sounds like more of a Cult of Personality. Doesn't that church rotate ministers every few years?

Cult, yes lol. They way they are blinded is freaky at best
I am really not sure.. If they do it might be getting time. He has been there for 2-4 I am guessing. Do not really know how long they usually rotate?

Is it an unaffiliated church? If it is and he built it up himself, he may answer to no one but the parishoners.
 
Nice work. But what have you solved with your investigative work?

You find a hypocrite or wolf in sheep's clothing. How does that deny the fact real sheep and real shepherd's do not still exist?

You want us to follow you blindly into the darkness? Sounds ridiculous.

:cuckoo:
What the hell are you talking about?


Your excitable news is another step in trying to prove to us God is a myth. And by extension, you allegedly have a better way for us to live our lives.

I call your philosophies "darkness." And anyone who might listen to you based on flimsy reasoning is the real fool.
Quit being so defensive and read what I actually wrote. I do not mention a belief in "God" at all. I am not trying to get you to follow me into satans pit of fire. Chill out homie :cool:
 
:cuckoo:
What the hell are you talking about?


Your excitable news is another step in trying to prove to us God is a myth. And by extension, you allegedly have a better way for us to live our lives.

I call your philosophies "darkness." And anyone who might listen to you based on flimsy reasoning is the real fool.
Quit being so defensive and read what I actually wrote. I do not mention a belief in "God" at all. I am not trying to get you to follow me into satans pit of fire. Chill out homie :cool:

I am defensive because you are evasive.

I asked you a simple question, what is your motivation for posting this story?

Your history gives you away, but even still, you cannot get yourself to admit to it.

Are you trying to convince us religion is a joke, or are you just interested in making other people look bad for your own entertainment?
 
Sounds like more of a Cult of Personality. Doesn't that church rotate ministers every few years?

Cult, yes lol. They way they are blinded is freaky at best
I am really not sure.. If they do it might be getting time. He has been there for 2-4 I am guessing. Do not really know how long they usually rotate?

Is it an unaffiliated church? If it is and he built it up himself, he may answer to no one but the parishoners.

It is a Baptist. They voted him in after the last preacher was losing members
 
Your excitable news is another step in trying to prove to us God is a myth. And by extension, you allegedly have a better way for us to live our lives.

I call your philosophies "darkness." And anyone who might listen to you based on flimsy reasoning is the real fool.
Quit being so defensive and read what I actually wrote. I do not mention a belief in "God" at all. I am not trying to get you to follow me into satans pit of fire. Chill out homie :cool:

I am defensive because you are evasive.

I asked you a simple question, what is your motivation for posting this story?

Your history gives you away, but even still, you cannot get yourself to admit to it.

Are you trying to convince us religion is a joke, or are you just interested in making other people look bad for your own entertainment?

Evasive from what exactly?
Just to point out his hypocricy, and to get opinion son why people would still follow this POS
Get myself to admit what exactly?
I am not making himself look bad, he does that himself. Am I saying anything about belief? I am talking about one damn preacher, d00d
 
Cult, yes lol. They way they are blinded is freaky at best
I am really not sure.. If they do it might be getting time. He has been there for 2-4 I am guessing. Do not really know how long they usually rotate?

Is it an unaffiliated church? If it is and he built it up himself, he may answer to no one but the parishoners.

It is a Baptist. They voted him in after the last preacher was losing members

That explains a lot right there. Cult of Personality. It's not a Christian Church...it's HIS church.
 
Quit being so defensive and read what I actually wrote. I do not mention a belief in "God" at all. I am not trying to get you to follow me into satans pit of fire. Chill out homie :cool:

I am defensive because you are evasive.

I asked you a simple question, what is your motivation for posting this story?

Your history gives you away, but even still, you cannot get yourself to admit to it.

Are you trying to convince us religion is a joke, or are you just interested in making other people look bad for your own entertainment?

Evasive from what exactly?
Just to point out his hypocricy, and to get opinion son why people would still follow this POS
Get myself to admit what exactly?
I am not making himself look bad, he does that himself. Am I saying anything about belief? I am talking about one damn preacher, d00d


It is called free will.

You have chose to be evasive. I accept that.
 
I am defensive because you are evasive.

I asked you a simple question, what is your motivation for posting this story?

Your history gives you away, but even still, you cannot get yourself to admit to it.

Are you trying to convince us religion is a joke, or are you just interested in making other people look bad for your own entertainment?

Evasive from what exactly?
Just to point out his hypocricy, and to get opinion son why people would still follow this POS
Get myself to admit what exactly?
I am not making himself look bad, he does that himself. Am I saying anything about belief? I am talking about one damn preacher, d00d


It is called free will.

You have chose to be evasive. I accept that.

:eusa_whistle:
 
Whose god is--and how do you know?

oh wait!!you don't know so you've got havr fith or else you religion might disappear!
 

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