I'm sure their are idiots out there that would actually buy your snake oil. Good luck finding them.I paid $1.87 for ObamaGas and he was just a community organizer
This $2.69 TrumpGas is a disgrace
We elected Donnie Dealmaker because he knew how to get us better deals
Obama was just a community organizer from Kenya and he was able to get us ObamaGas for $1.87 a gallon
What is the problem with Donnie Dealmaker? He has an Exxon CEO on his cabinet. Why can't he get us TrumpGas for $1.87 and make Mexico pay for it?
I think Rump is giving the $1.87 gas to the Chinese.
I understand they come to the White House and say "we want deal! Bing bing bing!" They're laughing at us. Must be laughing gas.