Trump's VP list

[Votto]

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Trump’s Short List Of Possible VP Picks
POLITICS·Jan 24, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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With the Republican presidential primary looking all but wrapped up, attention now turns to who Donald Trump will choose as his vice-presidential running mate. The Babylon Bee writers, expert investigative journalists that we are, have managed to obtain Trump's official short list of potential VP picks:

• A Stanley tumbler: Get ready for unprecedented support from suburban white women.
• Pop-Tart Guy: The breakfast pastry that captivated the nation could be the ultimate unifying choice.
• Nikki Haley's husband: Just to really mess with her.
• Argentinian President Javier Milei: Just think of the hair!
• The lucky fan who buys the 1 millionth Trump NFT: Congrats, Martha from Ohio!
• Macaulay Culkin: The Home Alone 2 reunion America needs.
• Taylor Swift: Expect multiple cutaways to show her in the audience during every Trump speech.
• Voldemort: Oh no, the media was right — Trump IS pure evil!
• Hillary Clinton: Just so he can make her come to every Oval Office meeting and then say, "Sorry, Hillary, you're not in this one." Delicious!
• Jesus: Sure to lock down the Christian vote.
• Alec Baldwin: Every presidential candidate should have a running mate ready to use deadly force to protect him.
• Catturd2: The very best social media has to offer. We, too, cannot believe this is real life.
• Himself: After looking far and wide, Trump could find no one more qualified than Trump.

Gosh, we can't believe Mike Pence got left off. Keep an eye out, America - the next Vice President of the United States is somewhere on the list above!

 

[Zebra]

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Trump’s Short List Of Possible VP Picks
POLITICS·Jan 24, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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With the Republican presidential primary looking all but wrapped up, attention now turns to who Donald Trump will choose as his vice-presidential running mate. The Babylon Bee writers, expert investigative journalists that we are, have managed to obtain Trump's official short list of potential VP picks:

• A Stanley tumbler: Get ready for unprecedented support from suburban white women.
• Pop-Tart Guy: The breakfast pastry that captivated the nation could be the ultimate unifying choice.
• Nikki Haley's husband: Just to really mess with her.
• Argentinian President Javier Milei: Just think of the hair!
• The lucky fan who buys the 1 millionth Trump NFT: Congrats, Martha from Ohio!
• Macaulay Culkin: The Home Alone 2 reunion America needs.
• Taylor Swift: Expect multiple cutaways to show her in the audience during every Trump speech.
• Voldemort: Oh no, the media was right — Trump IS pure evil!
• Hillary Clinton: Just so he can make her come to every Oval Office meeting and then say, "Sorry, Hillary, you're not in this one." Delicious!
• Jesus: Sure to lock down the Christian vote.
• Alec Baldwin: Every presidential candidate should have a running mate ready to use deadly force to protect him.
• Catturd2: The very best social media has to offer. We, too, cannot believe this is real life.
• Himself: After looking far and wide, Trump could find no one more qualified than Trump.

Gosh, we can't believe Mike Pence got left off. Keep an eye out, America - the next Vice President of the United States is somewhere on the list above!

interesting list!

 

[rampart]

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Trump’s Short List Of Possible VP Picks
POLITICS·Jan 24, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

With the Republican presidential primary looking all but wrapped up, attention now turns to who Donald Trump will choose as his vice-presidential running mate. The Babylon Bee writers, expert investigative journalists that we are, have managed to obtain Trump's official short list of potential VP picks:

• A Stanley tumbler: Get ready for unprecedented support from suburban white women.
• Pop-Tart Guy: The breakfast pastry that captivated the nation could be the ultimate unifying choice.
• Nikki Haley's husband: Just to really mess with her.
• Argentinian President Javier Milei: Just think of the hair!
• The lucky fan who buys the 1 millionth Trump NFT: Congrats, Martha from Ohio!
• Macaulay Culkin: The Home Alone 2 reunion America needs.
• Taylor Swift: Expect multiple cutaways to show her in the audience during every Trump speech.
• Voldemort: Oh no, the media was right — Trump IS pure evil!
• Hillary Clinton: Just so he can make her come to every Oval Office meeting and then say, "Sorry, Hillary, you're not in this one." Delicious!
• Jesus: Sure to lock down the Christian vote.
• Alec Baldwin: Every presidential candidate should have a running mate ready to use deadly force to protect him.
• Catturd2: The very best social media has to offer. We, too, cannot believe this is real life.
• Himself: After looking far and wide, Trump could find no one more qualified than Trump.

Gosh, we can't believe Mike Pence got left off. Keep an eye out, America - the next Vice President of the United States is somewhere on the list above!

chris christie didn't make the short list?

trump may choose haley because her "not so nice" clothes make him look good in comparison.

 

[keep-smiling]

 

[Oddball]

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[Kilroy2]

If I don't make it to the top, I am willing to be VP

I do know my way around the white house

And I can sing and dance to amuse the president when people say back things about him

Something I would never do

 

[JLW]

Frankenfurther would be the perfect running mate because they both wear the same amount of make-up, have the same sized ego and, ironically, worked at the Plaza Hotel..at least in another incarnation.