Get a platform frame........Well the finishing touches on the Vietnamese bedroom continue. These are not disruptive, but purely decorative. The new mattress and box spring were delivered Tuesday afternoon amid a blazing blizzard. All credit goes to the intrepid deliver men who carried the new bedding through the snow and across the ice that paves the street in front of the Luxurious Pimplebutt Estate. These new mattresses are substantially thicker than any bedding I've ever slept upon. The box spring is standard height which makes the bed damn near impossible to climb into. The height of the mattress from the floor is four feet. I understand that in tony, stylish homes, some folks have hired teams of Sherpas to assist them in summiting their mattresses. I am thinking of engineering a funicular railway to ascend the bed.
Don't fret. The mattress store has be called and a new 'low profile' box spring has been ordered.