Nosmo King
Gold Member
I'll be damned if we didn't make it to Friday and live to tell the tale! The last weekend of summer, although summer hasn't made its presence felt for three weeks now. The air is crisp and clean and clear, the nights are cool and quiet. That makes this my favorite time of year. Give us another two or three weeks and the autumn splendor of our hardwood forests will start showing off like a Las Vegas showgirl.
The last of the sweet corn, a few more tomatoes and the crop of hot banana peppers is all that's left in most backyard gardens. The Ohio apple growers are bringing in a bumper crop of red and golden delicious and sour Granny Smiths for pie baking season. Log splitters are rare as hen's teeth at rental centers as folks are preparing for fireplace and wood furnace time.
My car, the most delicate automobile ever to roll off an assembly line, is in the shop today. I was backing out of my parking space when a bolt on the curb at the head of the space was sticking up about four inches, well, enough to TEAR THE BUMPER OFF THE FRONT! It sounded exactly how a plastic bumper assembly should sound as it is rent from the front of a car. I managed to 'snap' it back temporarily, but it will take a body and fender man with his unique bag of tricks to reattach it.
So, tonight is board game night, tomorrow I sit on the Mulch Lawn in front of Pimplebutt for the season's last weed extraction and then I'm going to dig out the flower boxes, remove the coco liners and fill the hayrack baskets with Indian corn and gourds. I'm buying a few more tulip bulbs and they will get planted after Halloween. And thus ends another flower season. The wait until mid May and a new flower planting season is excruciating,
The last of the sweet corn, a few more tomatoes and the crop of hot banana peppers is all that's left in most backyard gardens. The Ohio apple growers are bringing in a bumper crop of red and golden delicious and sour Granny Smiths for pie baking season. Log splitters are rare as hen's teeth at rental centers as folks are preparing for fireplace and wood furnace time.
My car, the most delicate automobile ever to roll off an assembly line, is in the shop today. I was backing out of my parking space when a bolt on the curb at the head of the space was sticking up about four inches, well, enough to TEAR THE BUMPER OFF THE FRONT! It sounded exactly how a plastic bumper assembly should sound as it is rent from the front of a car. I managed to 'snap' it back temporarily, but it will take a body and fender man with his unique bag of tricks to reattach it.
So, tonight is board game night, tomorrow I sit on the Mulch Lawn in front of Pimplebutt for the season's last weed extraction and then I'm going to dig out the flower boxes, remove the coco liners and fill the hayrack baskets with Indian corn and gourds. I'm buying a few more tulip bulbs and they will get planted after Halloween. And thus ends another flower season. The wait until mid May and a new flower planting season is excruciating,