What If Republican and Democrat States Were Separate Countries?

[jillian]

The United States has been a united country ever since 1865. But what if for whatever reason today, the country split into 2 different countries along the lines of historically Republican and historically Democrat states? Watch to find out and leave your comments!

but then the red states couldn't glom blue state money from the feds. lol

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Perhaps you can post some documentation to support that contention.

I already have. You couldn't possibly hold the position you have if you knew the statistics for decades.

I don't work with stats. I work with the results that arise out of one of the "best" public systems in the country.

Most are idiot savants. They know something about their chosen subject but not much else, and they've become even more ignorant over the years.

Oh, so you quietly move the goal posts.
I see.

Like I said, we already knew you couldn't post anything to the contrary.

Current results are nowhere near the actual goal posts, though I suppose they approach your low set bar close enough to inflate the stats.

The stats reflect what they always have. The blue states consistently rank better than the red.

And when states flip?

 

[Hutch Starskey]

I already have. You couldn't possibly hold the position you have if you knew the statistics for decades.

I don't work with stats. I work with the results that arise out of one of the "best" public systems in the country.

Most are idiot savants. They know something about their chosen subject but not much else, and they've become even more ignorant over the years.

Oh, so you quietly move the goal posts.
I see.

Like I said, we already knew you couldn't post anything to the contrary.

Current results are nowhere near the actual goal posts, though I suppose they approach your low set bar close enough to inflate the stats.

The stats reflect what they always have. The blue states consistently rank better than the red.

And when states flip?

Ok, this is just getting dumb.

 

[Taz]

Always fascinated to watch how the contards endlessly foam at the mouth at the idea of splitting up the United States and/or killing other Americans.

Trump voters......

Can you blame us? Imagine how great of a country this would be with no more liberals.

Heck, I see my state is red. So if Democrats had to move out of my state, my property value would double overnight. We could layoff half of our police officers and fire department personnel. We could empty most of our prisons.

Most businesses would move to lower taxed Republican states so our unemployment would be almost nothing. Then we could institute Loser Pays All for lawsuits. Welfare would only be for people that absolutely had no choice but to be on it, and we would all be safe because besides the huge reduction of crime, most everybody would own a gun.

Man it would be so good never to deal with liberals ever again.

At least you admit that you're a savage. It's a start.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

I don't work with stats. I work with the results that arise out of one of the "best" public systems in the country.

Most are idiot savants. They know something about their chosen subject but not much else, and they've become even more ignorant over the years.

Oh, so you quietly move the goal posts.
I see.

Like I said, we already knew you couldn't post anything to the contrary.

Current results are nowhere near the actual goal posts, though I suppose they approach your low set bar close enough to inflate the stats.

The stats reflect what they always have. The blue states consistently rank better than the red.

And when states flip?

Ok, this is just getting dumb.

It was dumb to start with.

 

[Correll]

Please do. We would love to have fences and walls and robot machine gun turrets to keep you and everything that is festering in your sick little minds on your side of the border.

Probably designed by a Democrat.

Republicans don't believe in education or science. Their engineering design is limited to a sharper pitch fork.

Sure we believe in education and science. Just not lefty indoctrination.

Republicans believe any formal education is indoctrination.

Nope. Just when it is indoctrination.


Obviously.

Because science and history are indoctrination.

Those are your words, not mine.


I'm quite happy with science and history, just not lefty indoctrination.

 

[Crixus]

LOL we would have invaded and crushed Dem states long ago, just for getting uppity.

In 1861 the South got uppity and declared war on America and the North simply whupped the South's ass; and Gen Grant even ass raped General Lee at Apoamatics and made him his bitch until the little dwarf died!!!!! Gen Sherman marched into Atlanta and allowed black soldiers to rape and bitch slap around all them Southern Hoes!!! Does the South want to see a repeat of their humiliation again???

Yet he still called the blacks n!ggers and treated them like slaves. Also you libs infatuation with rape is just disturbing. How could you encourage such violance against woman?

 

[Seawytch]

http://www.chem.ucla.edu/~ltfang/humors/toredstates.html


Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all of the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Stanford, Cal Tech, MIT, and University of California.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals than we lefties.

By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,

California

 

[Hutch Starskey]

Oh, so you quietly move the goal posts.
I see.

Like I said, we already knew you couldn't post anything to the contrary.

Current results are nowhere near the actual goal posts, though I suppose they approach your low set bar close enough to inflate the stats.

The stats reflect what they always have. The blue states consistently rank better than the red.

And when states flip?

Ok, this is just getting dumb.

It was dumb to start with.

Feel free to pull the historical data and show me where I'm wrong. You're the one taking it to ridiculous places.

 

[Issa]

http://www.chem.ucla.edu/~ltfang/humors/toredstates.html


Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all of the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Stanford, Cal Tech, MIT, and University of California.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals than we lefties.

By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,

California

Hahaha....i honestly d ont know why did the north tried to keep the south, worst decision ever. I know a third country when I see one, and the south fits the profile perfectly.

 

[RASTAMEN]

the liberal states of America would promptly join Canada and outlaw men forever. There are only transgender 'men' and pussies in the LSA.

the Conservative States of America(mostly the midwest and the South) would probably prosper while the Liberal States would probably stagnant without the Southern economic engine.

Confederate Flag makes great "Toilet Tissue". What a bunch of Treasonous Cock Suckers.

 

[Johann]

the liberal states of America would promptly join Canada and outlaw men forever. There are only transgender 'men' and pussies in the LSA.

the Conservative States of America(mostly the midwest and the South) would probably prosper while the Liberal States would probably stagnant without the Southern economic engine.

Confederate Flag makes great "Toilet Tissue". What a bunch of Treasonous Cock Suckers.

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton, Nathaniel Greene, John Adams...

Traitors to the United Kingdom of Great Britain. Traitors to the elected Parliament in London. If they had lost the war, they would have justly hung. The entire existence of America is established upon a foundation of Treason.

And what, may I ask, is the difference between the secession of the United States from the United Kingdom and the Secession of the Confederate States from the United States?

The moral grandstanding of morons whose only argument in favour of the United States government is that to disagree is Treason. Not a very good argument if one whishes to actually influence others away from a given action. A certainly not a very effective argument if history is any indicator.

 

[RASTAMEN]

Heartland has the natural resources---oil & gas; and grows the food.

Bolshevik Assholes in Chicago, New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Philadelphia would freeze to death, if they didn't starve first. Banking and Finance would move out of New York, probably to Europe.

Mexico would finish its takeover of California and would annex it. Productive people in Silicon Valley would skedaddle, probably to Calgary in Canada.

Houston and New Orleans would become massive ports for the shipment of oil, gas, & food to the rest of the world, because rotting cities in the North and North East couldn't afford to buy it. Rioting and looting would make them basically uninhabitable.

That's your fantasy world. The west coast would be the 6th strongest and richest country. And FYI, we have everything on the west coast, we don't need your corn.

That's funny, because California will never be permitted to secede.

CA. has already told Red State conservatives to GO FUCK THEMSELVES....Blue state America does not need the South!!!!

Fuck the South
A Disgruntled Massachusetts Voter Gets It Off His Chest
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Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. Fighting for the right to keep slaves--yeah, those are states we want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

'Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment? Who do you think those wig-wearing, lacy-shirt-sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?


No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are, you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh, I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk to us Northeasterners about fucking arrogance? Maybe I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch. All those federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane, you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it; it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.


The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the 10 states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? That's right, motherfucker, they're red states. And 8 of the 10 states that receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy. They're blue states. It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: Buy your own fucking stop signs, asshole.

Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate, you marriage-hyping dickwads? Can you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this: Nine of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? Ten out of 10 are fucking red-ass, we're-so-fucking-moral states.


But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's okay because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? 'Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leeching, Confederate-flag-waving, holier- than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.

The above rant is from the website www.fuckthesouth.com. The author is a member of the Northeast Liberal Elite and is fucking done being a scapegoat for the Republican Party.

 

[RASTAMEN]

"What If Republican and Democrat [sic] States Were Separate Countries?"

The former would be a brutal authoritarian dictatorship, the latter would remain a constitutional republic respecting the rights and protected liberties of its citizens.

The former would likely be a religious theocracy.

wrong, it would be a free country where citizens could practice, or not practice, any religion they chose. All ideas would be heard equally, all citizens would receive equal treatment, borders and immigration would be enforced, police would be respected, government would be small and unintrusive, taxes would be low, businesses would flourish.

whereas the liberal states of America would be burdened with debt, no one would work, crime would be rampant, government would control everything, including thoughts, there would be one media controlled by the government. It would completely fail in 6 months.

You're so full of shit. But then again it just more outdated conservative bullshit! What's New!!!

 

[Ray From Cleveland]

Always fascinated to watch how the contards endlessly foam at the mouth at the idea of splitting up the United States and/or killing other Americans.

Trump voters......

Can you blame us? Imagine how great of a country this would be with no more liberals.

Heck, I see my state is red. So if Democrats had to move out of my state, my property value would double overnight. We could layoff half of our police officers and fire department personnel. We could empty most of our prisons.

Most businesses would move to lower taxed Republican states so our unemployment would be almost nothing. Then we could institute Loser Pays All for lawsuits. Welfare would only be for people that absolutely had no choice but to be on it, and we would all be safe because besides the huge reduction of crime, most everybody would own a gun.

Man it would be so good never to deal with liberals ever again.

At least you admit that you're a savage. It's a start.

I did? In what way?

It's amazing how liberals see things that really aren't there..

 

[RASTAMEN]

 

[Ray From Cleveland]

Always fascinated to watch how the contards endlessly foam at the mouth at the idea of splitting up the United States and/or killing other Americans.

Trump voters......

Can you blame us? Imagine how great of a country this would be with no more liberals.

Heck, I see my state is red. So if Democrats had to move out of my state, my property value would double overnight. We could layoff half of our police officers and fire department personnel. We could empty most of our prisons.

Most businesses would move to lower taxed Republican states so our unemployment would be almost nothing. Then we could institute Loser Pays All for lawsuits. Welfare would only be for people that absolutely had no choice but to be on it, and we would all be safe because besides the huge reduction of crime, most everybody would own a gun.

Man it would be so good never to deal with liberals ever again.

So if Democrats had to move out of my state, my property value would double overnight

Says the guy who lives next door to HUD homes.

Yes, those Republican HUD homes, huh?

You might not believe it, but you're catching on even though you don't realize it.

 

[Ray From Cleveland]

Jeepers! I must not be very patriotic! I don't love America as much as these secessionists seem to. They love America so much that they would welcome a permanent division of her based on their inability to craft a political compromise, just as the founding fathers did as they crafted the constitution.

The arguments of Conservatives have always been baffling to me. They must have a personal armory to ward off a devious government. But they cite the constitution as a means to keep them free. They have to pack a gun on their person at all times to protect themselves. But they also call for support of the police they think are ineffective and slow to respond. They call for free speech, but they condemn those who actually participate in free speech.

No, I'm not in favor of severing the union. I guess that makes me unAmerican.

No, it actually makes you smart. Liberals could never survive without us conservatives and they know it.

 

[RASTAMEN]

Jeepers! I must not be very patriotic! I don't love America as much as these secessionists seem to. They love America so much that they would welcome a permanent division of her based on their inability to craft a political compromise, just as the founding fathers did as they crafted the constitution.

The arguments of Conservatives have always been baffling to me. They must have a personal armory to ward off a devious government. But they cite the constitution as a means to keep them free. They have to pack a gun on their person at all times to protect themselves. But they also call for support of the police they think are ineffective and slow to respond. They call for free speech, but they condemn those who actually participate in free speech.

No, I'm not in favor of severing the union. I guess that makes me unAmerican.

No, it actually makes you smart. Liberals could never survive without us conservatives and they know it.

Hey Ray, when are fucking conservatives going to learn and realize that Blue state Liberal just aren't into you mouth breathing conservatives!!!!!

 

[Nosmo King]

Jeepers! I must not be very patriotic! I don't love America as much as these secessionists seem to. They love America so much that they would welcome a permanent division of her based on their inability to craft a political compromise, just as the founding fathers did as they crafted the constitution.

The arguments of Conservatives have always been baffling to me. They must have a personal armory to ward off a devious government. But they cite the constitution as a means to keep them free. They have to pack a gun on their person at all times to protect themselves. But they also call for support of the police they think are ineffective and slow to respond. They call for free speech, but they condemn those who actually participate in free speech.

No, I'm not in favor of severing the union. I guess that makes me unAmerican.

No, it actually makes you smart. Liberals could never survive without us conservatives and they know it.

And without Liberals you Conservatives would soon be siting along side a ditch picking thorns from your feet and wondering how it all went so wrong.

A land of nothing but Conservative policies would ignore civil rights, minority rights, worker's rights and environmental protection. Each and every time people call on their government to protect them from any form of exploitation, it has been Conservatives blocking the way. And, therefore, each and every time such exploitation has been blunted, the Conservative have wound up on the wrong side of history.

Tell us here and now, when have Conservatives ever been right?