CDZ What is White Privilege?

[pillars]

White privilege is the assumption that insider trading should be punishable with a fine, but stealing from a convenience store should result in being shot by the police.

 

[Asclepias]

White privilege is the assumption that selling pot isn't that big of a deal, but selling crack is destroying society.

White privilege is outlawing cocaine because they think it means Black men will rape white women.

 

[pillars]

White privilege is the assumption that if a black man has sex with a white woman, it must be rape.

 

[Asclepias]

White privilege is claiming white people built ancient Egypt even when Egypt is in Africa.

 

[pillars]

White privilege is trying to blame slavery on Africans.

 

[Asclepias]

White privilege is being angry there are consequences for calling a Black man ****** in person.

 

[Asclepias]

White privilege is shoplifting while store security follows the Black person around the store instead of watching the real thief.

 

[squeeze berry]

black privilege is just making shit up and expecting everyone to believe it

 

[pillars]

black privilege is just making shit up and expecting everyone to believe it

I think this needs more work. Perhaps if you used more ebonics.

 

[EdwardBaiamonte]

White privilege is shoplifting while store security follows the Black person around the store instead of watching the real thief.

sadly dear, it is far more efficient to follow black people around because they are far more likely to be criminals. This is because they are liberals.

“There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps... then turn around and see somebody white and feel relieved.”

― Jesse Jackson

 

[ChrisL]

Hmm, maybe it means I get to cut in line at the store in front of any other people of any other ethnicity. Good deal!

 

[BullKurtz]

I deserve my "white privilege".....my blue eyes and wavy hair are the envy of of the mud people. My chin and jaw are like they were chiseled out of marble, not like the hideous huge lips and flat noses of the ape peoples....the palms of my masterful hands are the same color as the the rest of them....not a lighter color, like God was playing a trick on me by making me almost white and then pulling the rug from under my feet. My chest is strong and rippling with the kind of power only found in caucasians...not the nappy-haired, monkey chests of the dark nippled race. And contrary to urban myth, we wonderous whites are much better endowed when it comes to the baby maker....women around the world agree the red eel is the more powerful force compared to the black snake. This is why I deserve my "privilege".... the need to classify by calling it "white" is redundant...everybody knows who's the boss of you and why....

 

[ChrisL]

I deserve my "white privilege".....my blue eyes and wavy hair are the envy of of the mud people. My chin and jaw are like they were chiseled out of marble, not like the hideous huge lips and flat noses of the ape peoples....the palms of my masterful hands are the same color as the the rest of them....not a lighter color, like God was playing a trick on me by making me almost white and then pulling the rug from under my feet. My chest is strong and rippling with the kind of power only found in caucasians...not the nappy-haired, monkey chests of the dark nippled race. And contrary to urban myth, we wonderous whites are much better endowed when it comes to the baby maker....women around the world agree the red eel is the more powerful force compared to the black snake. This is why I deserve my "privilege".... the need to classify by calling it "white" is redundant...everybody knows who's the boss of you and why....

Oy vey!

 

[BullKurtz]

I deserve my "white privilege".....my blue eyes and wavy hair are the envy of of the mud people. My chin and jaw are like they were chiseled out of marble, not like the hideous huge lips and flat noses of the ape peoples....the palms of my masterful hands are the same color as the the rest of them....not a lighter color, like God was playing a trick on me by making me almost white and then pulling the rug from under my feet. My chest is strong and rippling with the kind of power only found in caucasians...not the nappy-haired, monkey chests of the dark nippled race. And contrary to urban myth, we wonderous whites are much better endowed when it comes to the baby maker....women around the world agree the red eel is the more powerful force compared to the black snake. This is why I deserve my "privilege".... the need to classify by calling it "white" is redundant...everybody knows who's the boss of you and why....

Oy vey!

 

[ChrisL]

I deserve my "white privilege".....my blue eyes and wavy hair are the envy of of the mud people. My chin and jaw are like they were chiseled out of marble, not like the hideous huge lips and flat noses of the ape peoples....the palms of my masterful hands are the same color as the the rest of them....not a lighter color, like God was playing a trick on me by making me almost white and then pulling the rug from under my feet. My chest is strong and rippling with the kind of power only found in caucasians...not the nappy-haired, monkey chests of the dark nippled race. And contrary to urban myth, we wonderous whites are much better endowed when it comes to the baby maker....women around the world agree the red eel is the more powerful force compared to the black snake. This is why I deserve my "privilege".... the need to classify by calling it "white" is redundant...everybody knows who's the boss of you and why....

Oy vey!

The dark nippled race? You're crazy!

 

[pillars]

sadly dear, it is far more efficient to follow black people around because they are far more likely to be criminals. This is because they are liberals.

Do black people steal more, or do they just get caught more because the store employees are watching all the black people? We will never know.

 

[BullKurtz]

The dark nippled race? You're crazy!

 

[pillars]

How do you know about their nipples?

 

[NLT]

White privilege is claiming white people built ancient Egypt even when Egypt is in Africa.

Link. Aliens built ancient Egypt anyhow.

 

[Asclepias]

White privilege is claiming white people built ancient Egypt even when Egypt is in Africa.

Link. Aliens built ancient Egypt anyhow.

Black people arent aliens. I know we are super smart but that doesnt mean we are from outer space.