g5000
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- Nov 26, 2011
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Let's travel back in time 60 years...
FARMER: What will my toddler son do when he grows up if he isn't going to be a farmer, dad blast it?
PSYCHIC: (*peers into crystal ball*) Your son is going to be in charge of the maintenance for satellite uplink/downlink terminals at Verizon.
FARMER: What's a satellite, and WHAT THE HELL IS A VERIZON!?!
PSYCHIC: I don't know, but if I were you, I'd be whipping him with a switch if he doesn't get straight A's in mathematics and science.
FARMER: Will he be handsome? Will he be rich?
PSYCHIC: Que sera, sera. Whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see...
FARMER: What will my toddler son do when he grows up if he isn't going to be a farmer, dad blast it?
PSYCHIC: (*peers into crystal ball*) Your son is going to be in charge of the maintenance for satellite uplink/downlink terminals at Verizon.
FARMER: What's a satellite, and WHAT THE HELL IS A VERIZON!?!
PSYCHIC: I don't know, but if I were you, I'd be whipping him with a switch if he doesn't get straight A's in mathematics and science.
FARMER: Will he be handsome? Will he be rich?
PSYCHIC: Que sera, sera. Whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see...