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What! Me Worry?
- Mar 23, 2013
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Pious Politician's Creed ---James Russell Lowell, 1848
I do believe the people want
A tax on teas and coffees --
That nuthin' ain't extravygunt,
Purvidin' I'm in office;
Fer I have loved my country since
My eye-teeth filled their sockets,
An' Uncle Sam I reverence · ·
Partic'larly his pockets!
I do believe in special ways
O' prayin' an' convartin';
The bread comes back in many days,
An' buttered, too, fer sartin !!
I mean in preyin' till one busts
On what the Party chooses,
An' in convartin' public trusts
To very privit uses....
I do believe in bein' this
Or that, as it may happen,
One way or t'other handiest is
To catch the people nappin':
It ain't by princerples nor men
My preudent course is steadied --
I scent which pays the best, an' then
Run into it baldheaded!!
I do believe whatever trash
'll keep the people in blindness,
That we the Mexicans can thrash
Right into Brotherly Kindness --
That bombshells, grape, an' powder an' ball
Are good-will's strongest magnets,
That peace, to make it stick at all,
Must be druv in with baynets !!
In short, I firmly do believe
In Humbug, gen'rally,
Fer it's a thing that I perceive
To have a solid value;
This hath my faithful shepherd been,
In pastures sweet hath led me;
An' this'll keep the people green,
To feed as they have fed me!! ....
...I don't believe in princerple,
But oh, I do in interest !!
.
Pious Politician's Creed ---James Russell Lowell, 1848
I do believe the people want
A tax on teas and coffees --
That nuthin' ain't extravygunt,
Purvidin' I'm in office;
Fer I have loved my country since
My eye-teeth filled their sockets,
An' Uncle Sam I reverence · ·
Partic'larly his pockets!
I do believe in special ways
O' prayin' an' convartin';
The bread comes back in many days,
An' buttered, too, fer sartin !!
I mean in preyin' till one busts
On what the Party chooses,
An' in convartin' public trusts
To very privit uses....
I do believe in bein' this
Or that, as it may happen,
One way or t'other handiest is
To catch the people nappin':
It ain't by princerples nor men
My preudent course is steadied --
I scent which pays the best, an' then
Run into it baldheaded!!
I do believe whatever trash
'll keep the people in blindness,
That we the Mexicans can thrash
Right into Brotherly Kindness --
That bombshells, grape, an' powder an' ball
Are good-will's strongest magnets,
That peace, to make it stick at all,
Must be druv in with baynets !!
In short, I firmly do believe
In Humbug, gen'rally,
Fer it's a thing that I perceive
To have a solid value;
This hath my faithful shepherd been,
In pastures sweet hath led me;
An' this'll keep the people green,
To feed as they have fed me!! ....
...I don't believe in princerple,
But oh, I do in interest !!
.
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