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Statistikhengst
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Statistikhengst
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Oy. I am up way too early. Didn't get to sleep until around 2 ish this morning. Some schmuck called me at 8am and the phone woke me up. By the time I found the phone, it stopped ringing.
^&^%$%^&&!!!!!
Go take a nap!!!
Statistikhengst
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Not now. I am fully awake. Might take a nap later though.
Foot is doing much better so maybe I can get some stuff done today.
Good to hear!
blackhawk
Diamond Member
30 Things Southern Boys Never say.
30. When I retire, I'm movin' north.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You Guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
1. Nope, no more beer for me.
30. When I retire, I'm movin' north.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You Guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
1. Nope, no more beer for me.
Statistikhengst
Diamond Member
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30 Things Southern Boys Never say.
30. When I retire, I'm movin' north.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You Guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
1. Nope, no more beer for me.
Mertex
Cat Lady =^..^=
- Apr 27, 2013
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Oy. I am up way too early. Didn't get to sleep until around 2 ish this morning. Some schmuck called me at 8am and the phone woke me up. By the time I found the phone, it stopped ringing.
^&^%$%^&&!!!!!
That was me, Gracie....I called to find out if you were coming into the bar today....you took too long, so I hung up....
Statistikhengst
Diamond Member
- Thread starter
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Oy. I am up way too early. Didn't get to sleep until around 2 ish this morning. Some schmuck called me at 8am and the phone woke me up. By the time I found the phone, it stopped ringing.
^&^%$%^&&!!!!!
That was me, Gracie....I called to find out if you were coming into the bar today....you took too long, so I hung up....
So, Mertex:
Mertex
Cat Lady =^..^=
- Apr 27, 2013
- 26,532
- 13,987
- 1,445
Oy. I am up way too early. Didn't get to sleep until around 2 ish this morning. Some schmuck called me at 8am and the phone woke me up. By the time I found the phone, it stopped ringing.
^&^%$%^&&!!!!!
That was me, Gracie....I called to find out if you were coming into the bar today....you took too long, so I hung up....
So, Mertex:
Fill them up to the top.....I'll take both....
Statistikhengst
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Ok!!
Derideo_Te
Je Suis Charlie
- Mar 2, 2013
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Just wanted to stop by and say hi to everyone. Been a busy day trying to catch up with work stuff!
Hopefully tomorrow will go a little smoother because of today!
Hopefully tomorrow will go a little smoother because of today!
Wolfsister77
Knowledge Is Power
It's thundering like crazy now. Not to rub your nose in it Mertex but it has rained every night for the past 3 nights. I'm reading to build an ark. Anyway, going to sleep now. Talk to you all tomorrow. Rain makes for great sleeping weather.
Mertex
Cat Lady =^..^=
- Apr 27, 2013
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It's thundering like crazy now. Not to rub your nose in it Mertex but it has rained every night for the past 3 nights. I'm reading to build an ark. Anyway, going to sleep now. Talk to you all tomorrow. Rain makes for great sleeping weather.
Argh.....you probably don't even need it, either. We finally had a couple of showers on Thursday and Friday. Not much to speak of, but I will take what I can get. We're supposed to get some more tomorrow afternoon....we'll see if it goes in your direction instead....
Yes, it's nice to go to bed with the sound of pitter patter on the roof.....
Nite!
Statistikhengst
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lol.... I didn't have much time yesterday, either. Some days are busy days, some days are dead days, just like in the real world.
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