Discombobulated
Gold Member
Don't play hard to get now, you know you'd enjoy a little water boarding, maybe some soft cuffs, whip, and dog collar, a little spanking. Come on baby......you know you like it like that.
You just might have something there, but for the marks from 10-foot poles all over you.
I'm intrigued......when can we meet?
Not so fast, buster....the common knowledge is that are so ugly robbers give you their masks to wear.
Still have that paper bag with the chin-strap?
If you look anything like your avatar I'm about to become extremely aroused.
There goes my appetite.
I think I'll print out a picture and admire it with one hand.