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...and indicates that his thoughts of the magazine came during this restroom reverie, not after. (One paragraph later, he’s wiping his nose with toilet paper, then standing up and sitting back down on the john.) Carson writes that he’d been reading Psychology Today...
Wait a minute, let's go back to the bathroom. Did he wipe forward or backward? Was his poop runny? Because that might indicate he was on drugs! Did he use a lot of toilet paper or did he conserve? Things like this are of the utmost importance to the voters! If he was wasteful with toilet paper as a teen, he is obviously not qualified to hold such a high office. We should demand that Obama have Holder and the FBI investigate this man immediately because his behavior in the bathroom is of major concern to us all!
YOU PEOPLE ARE A JOKE!