REPORT: Donald Trump shot a man on Fifth Avenue in broad daylight.
TARD HERD: See? No Russia collusion!
LEFT WING MORONS:. Trump colluded with Russia. We demand an investigation!
SMART PEOPLE:. Go ahead. Take two years and go after him with a team of democrats.
LEFT WING MORONS, FOR TWO YEARS STRAIGHT: This will get him. Just wait and see. Tick tock, tick tock. Collusion, collusion, collusion.
SMART PEOPLE: Well, nothing was found to tie Trump to Russia. What do you want now?
LEFT WING MORONS: Something else! He's guilty! Something else! Glarble glarble burggjk fzzzzz.