Putin has died. Report trending Russian Internet

[Book of Jeremiah]

You took the words right out of my mouth, Hoss.

 

[Alex.]

Putin has been sighted in Scotland an a swimming vacation.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

Thank you. I'll take History for 500, Alex. Give me the Vatican was behind WWI & WWII. I'm feeling lucky!
WWI WWII The Hidden Cause Finally Revealed US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

 

[Rexx Taylor]

We can already see the front page of the New York Times Monday. PUTIN DIES, Hillary Off To Russia !!!

 

[Rexx Taylor]

We can already see the front page of the New York Times Monday. PUTIN DIES, Hillary Off To Russia !!!

and when Hillary goes to Russia to take Putins Place, take Al Sharpton, Bernie Sanders and Micheal Moore with you!!!

 

[Vikrant]

What was fake on the Internet this week: Putin’s death, Hillary’s horns, and marijuana at KFC



What was fake on the Internet this week Putin s death Hillary s horns and marijuana at KFC - The Washington Post

 

[skye]

come back Putin

please

come back?

 

[skye]

Miss him...

don't tell me he is dead...

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Maybe Putin just went for a trip to Lauderdale/Spring Break,to fondle all of the 17 yr old babes, but wearing a disguise to make him look 23?

 

[bodecea]

Time for another letter from the 47 Senators...this time to Russia.

 

[skye]

^^^will you shut up?

we are serious here

 

[Gracie]

I keep tellin' y'all that he is deep in africa on safari. His version of golf.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

how come no ever asked if Hillary had died when she went into hiding all winter?

 

[skye]

bloody idiots...above and beyond

want to puke

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Putin makes Obama look like the white house busboy.

 

[Alex.]

Putin is on safari. He is ok

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Putin is on safari. He is ok

Maybe Putin took out a Sasquatch,and just keeping himself in hiding until he finds the right time to announce his latest accomplishment?

 

[Gracie]

Where In The World Is Wald....er...Putin?

Should make for some interesting tales, eh?

 

[Gracie]

Oops. Looks like someone beat me to it.

The lyrics for Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego apply weirdly well to Vladimir Putin - Vox

 

[Indofred]

Putin cant die

Republicans are counting on him to lead their ticket in 2016

They also have China and Muslims.
They invent several enemies at once, just in case one drops off the page.